Practical Jokes

Sulkdodds · Oct 23, 2003

What's your favourite practical joke? And if you dont know any, make one up.

Nitroglycerene: the perfect practical joke. Make your party go with a bang!

Brian Damage · Oct 23, 2003

Putting clingwrap over a toilet bowl, closing the lid, then waiting around the corner to listen for the screams.

ray_MAN · Oct 23, 2003

LOL! Nice Brian. It's a classic but it always works. Whipped cream in your and and tickling your nose.

Brian Damage · Oct 23, 2003

Vicks Vaporub inside a condom is said to produce... interesting effects, if a friend ever asks to borrow one. And is too stupid to twig about already opened packages.

thenerdguy · Oct 23, 2003

Crazy Glue on the Toitet seat.

DimitriPopov · Oct 23, 2003

"Try this one all you need is a pair of gloves. Go into a bank and get in line and just slightly nudge the person in front of you and start to put on the gloves and say very seriously "Now would be a good time leave..."

Dane Cook is awsome

DimitriPopov · Oct 23, 2003

guys next time you got a bar and you see a girl hanging out at the bar just go up to her and say this "Hey... are you going to walk to your car by yourself later?" ... "Ill just be over here watching you all night" -Dane Cook

chu · Oct 23, 2003

Heh...

I made a sex pic of my female prinicpal boning my male guidance counselor, doggy style. We printed it out in one of my classes, and another kid in my class went and hung them up. Needless to say I was this close | | to a potential lawsuit and I loss my senior priveleges for about most the year.

Plus there was the very bad website I made, that was almost two more potential lawsuits.

Let's just say my senior year was fun.

Maxi · Oct 23, 2003

roflmao

Another good practical joke is the print screen desktop

CrazyHarij · Oct 23, 2003

This is Da Tip Of The Day :

Step 1.Take an ice cream box (you know those plastic ones that are like 17 centimetres long and a little less in width)

Step 2. Wait until nature calls.

Step 3. Make sure all the poop(didn't know what word to use

) is in the ice cream-box.

Step 4. Blend it with some cacao (really hides stench good) , vanilla, and real ice cream. Make sure the poop is hidden well.

Step 5. Now show what a nice neighbour you are by offering some well-tasting ice cream to the 5 year old son of the couple living next door...

Deadline · Oct 23, 2003

Originally posted by CrazyHarij
This is Da Tip Of The Day :

Step 1.Take an ice cream box (you know those plastic ones that are like 17 centimetres long and a little less in width)

Step 2. Wait until nature calls.

Step 3. Make sure all the poop(didn't know what word to use ) is in the ice cream-box.

Step 4. Blend it with some cacao (really hides stench good) , vanilla, and real ice cream. Make sure the poop is hidden well.

Step 5. Now show what a nice neighbour you are by offering some well-tasting ice cream to the 5 year old son of the couple living next door...

thats... sick... :x

Alzxul · Oct 23, 2003

Sick perhaps? Ingenious is the more likely term :cheese:

Deadline · Oct 23, 2003

Originally posted by Alzxul
Sick perhaps? Ingenious is the more likely term :cheese:

When I have a kid, I am gonna teach em' not to eat stranger's ice cream... forget not talkin to them, just dont eat the damn ice cream!!!

Alzxul · Oct 23, 2003

What if someone who works at Ben And Jerry's reads this? I think we ALL need to be careful about what ice cream we eat...

CrazyHarij · Oct 23, 2003

Haha thanks for the response on my PJ guys!

nw909 · Oct 23, 2003

Saran Wrap over a doorway into a kitchen or something in the morning, make sure theres no wrinkles and they'll walk right into it and usually fall over.

RoyaleWithCheese · Oct 23, 2003

put your sleeping friend's hand into some warm water. watch.

The Dark Elf · Oct 23, 2003

Originally posted by DimitriPopov
"Try this one all you need is a pair of gloves. Go into a bank and get in line and just slightly nudge the person in front of you and start to put on the gloves and say very seriously "Now would be a good time leave..."

LMAO! oh god that one really made me laugh. I have to go to the bank tomorrow actually so I just might try it lol.. If I don't post anything after 12 noon you know I've just been arrested

The Dark Elf · Oct 23, 2003

Originally posted by Alzxul
What if someone who works at Ben And Jerry's reads this? I think we ALL need to be careful about what ice cream we eat...

no more choc-chip for me!

burnzie · Oct 24, 2003

chalk on a white seat in the class room or workplace is always good for a laugh, also glue, tried that one a few times with hillarious results.

Bad^Hat · Oct 24, 2003

A freind rented out their house when they left for somewhere, got back and went into the bathroom there was brown all around the walls and the toilet seat. Then this other guy comes in and scoops some up on his finger and licks it

good ol nutella. They even put some nuts in there.

nw909 · Oct 24, 2003

Originally posted by Bad^Hat
A freind rented out their house when they left for somewhere, got back and went into the bathroom there was brown all around the walls and the toilet seat. Then this other guy comes in and scoops some up on his finger and licks it good ol nutella. They even put some nuts in there.

nutella is good stuff.

The Dark Elf · Oct 24, 2003

Originally posted by Bad^Hat
A freind rented out their house when they left for somewhere, got back and went into the bathroom there was brown all around the walls and the toilet seat. Then this other guy comes in and scoops some up on his finger and licks it good ol nutella. They even put some nuts in there.

if only they'd done a double prank and swapped the nutella fake for the real thing to trick the trickster, or cat food made to look like it.. eiwww lol

Bad^Hat · Oct 24, 2003

Fenric

That would've been sweet, she was really horrified when she saw it too, and her husband was in on it

Bastards hehe.

RoyaleWithCheese · Oct 24, 2003

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Sulkdodds · Oct 24, 2003

Heh, I like clingfilm. Its fun.
Also, get some long pole or something. Get a friend and pretend to be having a fight, when people gather to watch, nod yto your friend and say "OI! Are you taking pleasure in our discomfort?" Pick up the pole, wiht your friend on the other end and both run at the crowd. I remember doing that in school, back in the day. Maybye it doesnt seem that funny, but you have to be there. Toppled about thirty people.

Stryyder · Oct 24, 2003

There is a relatively harmless drug you can get that will turn your urine blue.

Basically when one of our friends got soused he hooked up with the sluttiest chick from phi sigma sigma. (Phi pigs)

On the way back to our school someone gave him a waterbottle witht the drug in it.

In the middle of the night he got up still drunk to pee and it had taken affect.

You could of heard his scream from 200 feet away he thought he caught the clap.

Funny stuff, I miss college and freshman.

The Dark Elf · Oct 24, 2003

Originally posted by Stryyder
There is a relatively harmless drug you can get that will turn your urine blue.

Basically when one of our friends got soused he hooked up with the sluttiest chick from phi sigma sigma. (Phi pigs)

On the way back to our school someone gave him a waterbottle witht the drug in it.

In the middle of the night he got up still drunk to pee and it had taken affect.

You could of heard his scream from 200 feet away he thought he caught the clap.

Funny stuff, I miss college and freshman.

lmao oh god haha poor guy

Brian Damage · Oct 24, 2003

:E Hand someone a Vegemite sandwich, but tell them it's Nutella. The tastebuds are completely unprepared.

:E Get someone to sit on a chair. Blindfold them. Tell them that you are going to lift them to the roof.

Have a couple of your friends crouch either side of the chair, wobble it a bit, and make grunting noises. Just in case the victim touches them, they should be slowly lowering themselves to the floor to make it seem like the chair is going up.

Drag it out for a while, as though it's taking a while to lift the victim high enough. After a while, take a heavy book and, very carefully, press it to the top of their head. This is the "roof".

Then push them out of the chair.

Stryyder · Oct 24, 2003

Another one is to Tape a wall of news paper to a door jam creating a gap between the closed door and the newspaper of about 2 inches.

Sacarfice a few bean bag chairs (they are filled with tiny styrophome balls and fill the gap as much as you can from the top.

When your victim opens his door he will get covered by these. They have a very high static potential and stick to everything and are very very difficult to clean up.

A variance of this is to lean a 55 gallon garbage can of water against a door and WHOOSH they are soaked when they open the door.

Brian Damage · Oct 25, 2003

Shocked:

Buy an appropriate electrical transformer, and plug it into the mains in the guys toilet at school/uni.

Obtain a pair of alligator clips, and attatch them to pipes at either end of the nearest urinal.

Attatch the other ends of the clips to the terminals of the transformer.

Watch the fun ensue when someone attempts to use the urinal.:E:E:E

(Helps if there's water on the floor in front of the urinal. Never do it without the transformer, you could kill someone.)

Sulkdodds · Oct 25, 2003

Hmmm. Dangerous.

other extremely dangerous practiacl jokes:

Spike drinks with nitroglycerine.

Fill swimming trunks full of potassium.

Set up trapdoors leading to shark pits all around your house.

Set a pungee trap in the toilet.

Brian Damage · Oct 25, 2003

Not dangerous if you use the transformer. Apparently, it has a funny effect on a certain part of the male anatomy...

LoneDeranger · Oct 25, 2003

Hmm ...

Stuff an angry pitbull into someone's locker

Hudson · Oct 25, 2003

Originally posted by Sulkdodds
Hmmm. Dangerous.

other extremely dangerous practiacl jokes:

Spike drinks with nitroglycerine.

Fill swimming trunks full of potassium.

Set up trapdoors leading to shark pits all around your house.

Set a pungee trap in the toilet.

Doesent potassium combust in air? So you'd kinda kill yourself filling the trunks.

Sulkdodds · Oct 26, 2003

Nah, it only combusts in water. Dont try that trick-it will most likely burn the victims genitals off.

Murray_H · Oct 26, 2003

For an extremely energetic reaction, one which is likely to remove the genitals completely, i suggest francium, caesium or rhubidium (most to 'least' reactive)

Try it and you are most likely to get injured/radiation poisoning

Wilco · Oct 26, 2003

if you go camping, take 2 of the small luggage locks. Then lock the doors to others tents closed, and then ignore them in the morning

[Matt] · Oct 26, 2003

Download this for a laugh... Its virus free so dont worry! :E

http://download.mihov.com/jokes/prog.exe

Sulkdodds · Oct 26, 2003

Ouchie, Francium. Not just likely to blow your balls off but probably vaporise them too, with you blown to pieces. But Francium does combust in air, how do you put it in swimming trunks? pure Francium has to be kept in a vacuum.

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