Predict the future

[bam23]

I predict Im gonna make a really lame post in two seconds

EDIT: yup there it is

This wins the thread.

 

[lastHOPE_lambda]

I predict the California will be destroyed after Govenor Swartzinager(or how ever you spell that dam name) goes insane from a steriod overdose and trys to resurcte an army of terminators, which then go around making pointless speeches completely based on catch phrases from his movies.

 

[GhostBoi]

Pretty much look at my sig.

 

[short recoil]

Pretty much look at my sig.

Heh, i think you've pretty well hit the nail on the head.

Biodiesel powered volvo 740 ftw.

 

[Fliko]

Some day in the future: America will launch a nuke realizing they targeted themselves.

 

[Steven]

In the future Microsoft will get owned, replaced and all the geeks will hate the one that replaces it aswell.

 

[dream431ca]

I predict in 10 years...microsoft will own the world, with the exception of walmart which will be fighting microsoft for the rights to the world. And in 50 years, Iraq will still look exactly the same.

 

[X-FacToR]

I predict there will be only 5 good games released this year for the PC

 

[Dan]

US will go to war against Iran sometime in the next year
Price of flour and grain products will start to increase
Increased political conflict between China and US

 

[Jintor]

"AMERICAN PIG-DOGS! DIE!"

"But sir, we're the american pig-dogs!"

 

[Danimal]

That by the Year 2015 the world we not be what we know.

China will have risen and fallen as our world power.
America will have engaged in a breif Civil War, one that lasting effects.

And about 12 island nations will no longer have any land.

Oh, and Mars will have had a human step foot on it.

John Titor D:

 

[Zephos]

Some day in the future: America will launch a nuke realizing they targeted themselves.

I roffled

I believe my hopes and dreams will some how come true, then I shall realise I had no hopes and dreams in the first place and it will become some sort of massive heap of deja-vu. The world will become a horrid industrialised and polluted city mass and we will all hail the name Darksabre for no apparent reason.

And the gaming world will hit the mainstream and become so powerful that Shigeru Miyamoto will be ressurected from the dead just because he created Mario...and Mario is now considered our god...THE END

 

[Freemanator89]

Heh, here comes the flaming for mine. I predict by 2020, Germany will get by the countries surrounding it and not letting it mass produce weapons and training a lot of soldiers like in WWII, and we will rise again and commence another holocaust, which by about 2035, will be over, this of course will be WWIII, and the world will be in ruins.

 

[Uriel]

Let's see. I predict that I'll fall asleep tonight and wake up tomorrow, then go over and pwn my friends in DotA at the daily lan party.

hehe I'm gonna win this prediction contest.

OHHHHHH MY GOSH YOU PLAY DOTA? USER NAME NOW!

 

[el Chi]

That by the Year 2015 the world we not be what we know.

Cars will fly, clothes will self-dry, shoes will fit themselves, kids will wear their clothes inside out doorkeys will be replaced with thumb scanners, food will come in tiny form until you rehydrate them and they get all big, like. And Michael J. Fox will get terminated.
And hoverboards won't work on water. YOOOUU NEEEED POWARRRH!

Fixed.

 

[Sam]

Splicing experiments will produce poorly constructed mutants, who will later rebel and escape with the help of 2 zookeepers. Or has that already happened?

 

[JNightshade]

Come 2030, Asia and Africa will have seized world power, and we'll all be speaking a mix of Chinese and Swahili with no verbs and one noun, which is vulgar.

Howard Dean will lead the revolution, which will fail, then succeed, then kinda succeed.

 

[madog]

I'll take over the world, then I'll eat a bagel with cream cheese.

 

[Jintor]

No-one will know who Simon Crean is in another 15 minutes. Australia will launch into a ferocious civil war involving the right to surf while being racist. Immense corruption in Corperations will become the standard, with new laws merely restricting corruption to certain amounts.

 

[Sulkdodds]

No-one will know who Simon Crean is in another 15 minutes.

Who?

 

[Nat Turner]

OHHHHHH MY GOSH YOU PLAY DOTA? USER NAME NOW!

lol I don't play online, only at my friend's house. My brother plays all the time tho. His username is scientologypwns (I think).