Pregnancy and shit

That's not true, but it does take some of the pleasure out of it.
 
DID YOU KNOW?

A woman can have her period for even about 3 months after she gets pregnant. Don't remember the specifics but it has to do with a high level of some hormone. Google it if you wish.
 
sinkoman said:
So a friend of mine just lost her virginity. Dumb bitch did the unprotected nasty wasty and hasn't gotten her period when she normally would have gotten it about today. Now she's freaking out, and i'm not too sure what to tell the dumb whore.

Am I right in thinking that it's not too odd for that shit to be a day or two late?
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chrs
 
Unfocused said:
DID YOU KNOW?

A woman can have her period for even about 3 months after she gets pregnant. Don't remember the specifics but it has to do with a high level of some hormone. Google it if you wish.
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I've heard of rare cases of having their period right through their pregnancy.
 
There's nothing wrong with putting the child up for adoption.

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In all seriousness, it is normal for a girl to be late by a few days...or skip one and not be pregnant. The only true way to know is to take a pregnancy test.
 
nipples said:
There's nothing wrong with putting the child up for adoption.

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In all seriousness, it is normal for a girl to be late by a few days...or skip one and not be pregnant. The only true way to know is to take a pregnancy test.
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I lol'ed.
 
Well from a post on the previous page, I assume she's fine / not ill. Pregnancy is definitely a disease.

Anyway, why didn't she take a morning after pill...the morning after? If she knew she hadn't used protection? Kids today...honestly. Also I have no idea how you can have periods and still be pregnant. The endometrium is region the zygote / blastocyst settles in and grows. The period is the break down of this layer and removal of it. Everything would be flushed out.

edit: Unless it was an ectopic pregnancy, which hurts like absolute hell and you would damn well know about it.
 
Hectic Glenn said:
Well from a post on the previous page, I assume she's fine / not ill. Pregnancy is definitely a disease.

Anyway, why didn't she take a morning after pill...the morning after? If she knew she hadn't used protection? Kids today...honestly. Also I have no idea how you can have periods and still be pregnant. The endometrium is region the zygote / blastocyst settles in and grows. The period is the break down of this layer and removal of it. Everything would be flushed out.

edit: Unless it was an ectopic pregnancy, which hurts like absolute hell and you would damn well know about it.
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OK, found a link:

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/Can_you_be_pregnant_but_still_have_your_period

So it's not a period but vaginal bleeding. Since it looks like a period, girls may mistake it for one.

So let's hope sinko's friend had a period not simply bled from her vagina.
 
In the words of Crackbone...


CUT EM UP, CUT EM UP!!
 
Why waste a coat hanger when you can just use a Falcon Punch?
 
You guys are such jerkoffs.

Having unprotected sex doesn't make you a whore, it makes you an idiot. Selling sex makes you a whore, except if you're a man, then it makes you Steven Seagal.
 
Everybody makes mistakes, don't act like you never got a girl pregnant.
 
Gray Fox said:
Everybody makes mistakes, don't act like you never got a girl pregnant.
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I doubt it. If I kill them during my climax my sperm is unlikely to fertilize the egg. Anyway, a bath of quick lime solves any pregnancy.


(still lol at nuri saying condoms make ejaculation painful)
 
K FOLKS...

Nobody is pregnant, and no, I haven't been calling her a "dumb whore" to her face, I just included such expletives in my post to put emphasis on how upset I was that she'd be that stupid.

She didn't take no morning after pills because 1) she's too young and immature to know where the hell to get them, and 2) because i'm pretty sure that if she WAS pregs, she'd have it...
 
So she isn't pregnant? Does she have a belly button?
 
Corp. Sheepo said:
So she isn't pregnant? Does she have a belly button?
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She had her period yesterday. Woke me up at like 6 in the morning to tell me... I assume that means that she's good to go.

And yes, she has a belly button.
 
Didn't have to resort to falcon punch then? Im glad she's not up the duff. Get her on the pill.
 
sinkoman said:
So a friend of mine just lost her virginity. Dumb bitch did the unprotected nasty wasty and hasn't gotten her period when she normally would have gotten it about today. Now she's freaking out, and i'm not too sure what to tell the dumb whore.

Am I right in thinking that it's not too odd for that shit to be a day or two late?
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kick her in the crotch just to be absolutely sure
 
Parents need to be more open with their offspring about this kinda $hit. Too many parents are afraid to talk it out with their kids.......sad but true.
 
I was an accident.

We're meant for this world too!

But my parents called it a 'surprise'



But serriously, as long as you aren't living in some bible crazed town I'm pretty sure she can get an abortion.

Don't ever spread that news around though... like say at school, to her parents... on a forum...
 
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