Pretty funny virus messages.

[Reginald]

So my friend has one of those viruses that sends all his msn contacts links that give them viruses too.

He seems incapable of getting rid of it, the noob, but it has thrown up some pretty hilarious message such as:

Safe, horny and single? I'm in luck!

I hope I don't need to remind you that typing these links in will give you a virus.

 

[Dodo]

haha : D "IM FUKIN HORNY... CUM AND HAVE FUN WITH ME!!!:flame:"
its a trap!!~

I get alot of "Hey a saw this thing on Oprah and i tried it and i lost weight! 5 kilos gone just like that! You can get it by pressing this virus infected link, please press" .... arg


-dodo

 

[Reginald]

haha : D "IM FUKIN HORNY... CUM AND HAVE FUN WITH ME!!!:flame:"
its a trap!!~

-dodo

Indeed it must be. I was just shocked by how angry and demanding the proposal was.

 

[Officer Combine]

Do you want to get rid of viruses? : click here.

hahafakehahafake.com

 

[Sandspider]

Only virus i ever got was Bugbear in 2002... it took over my printer!

 

[Bad^Hat]

Hell with you guys. I'm gonna go find the safe, horny love of my life and send her XXX pictures of myself.

 

[Raziaar]

I once contracted Bonzi Buddy.

Was the most difficult thing I ever had to get rid of.

EDIT: Oh no wait... it wasn't Bonzi Buddy... it was Bargain Buddy.

http://halflife2.net/forums/showthread.php?t=44505

 

[Unfocused]

Since we're on the topic of spam (kind of), I recently LOLed at this in my inbox:

This is your penis: 8--o
This is your penis on drugs: 8=====O


Anny questions?

 

[Raziaar]

Since we're on the topic of spam (kind of), I recently LOLed at this in my inbox:

This is your penis: 8--o
This is your penis on drugs: 8=====O


Anny questions?

<grabs a frying pan and starts smacking>

 

[Reginald]

Just got another one that I found pretty funny:

 

[The Monkey]

haha : D "IM FUKIN HORNY... CUM AND HAVE FUN WITH ME!!!:flame:"
its a trap!!~

I get alot of "Hey a saw this thing on Oprah and i tried it and i lost weight! 5 kilos gone just like that! You can get it by pressing this virus infected link, please press" .... arg


-dodo

Yeah, I get that too. What alerted me was that that girl sure as hell hasn't lost any weight.

 

[swan_song1973]

wtf, is that first one an angry face?

 

[Hobostomp]

wtf, is that first one an angry face?

Yeah, the text is an order. The face shows the writer's sexual frustration. They had to cut off the "or else" because it sounded too menacing.

 

[swan_song1973]

Yeah, the text is an order. The face shows the writer's sexual frustration. They had to cut off the "or else" because it sounded too menacing.

ive never seen a sexual frustration icon before, not gonna lie.

 

[Dodo]

"Shakira's breast implants fitting hidden pics!‏

[evil link]

fifteen clinched parish decrepit
James orphan error guilty!"

it just doesnt make sence...
haha

-dodo