PriNcE oF SpAcE did not beat me. /Twinkie Reportedly Prompts Clerk To Shoot Customer

[thenerdguy]

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[ray_MAN]

LOL Twinkies are good but not to die for.

 

[bastard_loud]

lmao

"The clerk said the customer stole a Twinkie and admitted to shooting the 22-year-old man with a 12-gauge shotgun."

Reading that is just surreal.
Haha, damn.

 

[LoneDeranger]

The clerk said the customer stole a Twinkie and admitted to shooting the 22-year-old man with a 12-gauge shotgun.

 

[XtAkm4p]

duuuuuude someone send that to jay leno!

 

[nw909]

Pretty funny, good thing the guy didn't die.

 

[bastard_loud]

I like the video on the left side of the page:

"Customer's Sister Says Twinkie Wasn't Worth Shooting Over"

Really?

 

[Hudson]

man, some people are just idiots.

 

[Fender357]

I think stealing a twinky could justify being shot with mabie a bb gun. Not very close though.

 

[nw909]

Originally posted by Fender357
I think stealing a twinky could justify being shot with mabie a bb gun. Not very close though.

BB gun to your bare ass, or maybe a frozen paintball.

 

[thehunter1320]

don't worry thenerdguy and PriNcE oF SpAcE, ur pwnage will come... FROM ME!

 

[Brian Damage]

Originally posted by nw909
BB gun to your bare ass, or maybe a frozen paintball.

I'd say getting a Horse Bite or being slingshot with a crab apple. Both hurt like hell:naughty:.

A ten minute noogie might work.:E

Seeya.

 

[Bad^Hat]

MY TWINKIE!!!!

 

[Gunner]

See, this is exactly the type of nonsense that goes on in the US only. God I love America : )

 

[Fat Tony!]

^ u bet Gah ive got a gun must shoot people diee!!

 

[mindless_moder]

i cant believe he shot someone for flicking a twinkie, where is the love?

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I dunno, i mean twinkies are pretty precious. After all they are the only thing other than cockroaches that can survive a nuclear blast (According the Family Guy anyway ).

Seriously though, this is funny because even though the guy did obviously suffer he didnt die.

 

[N0N1337H41]

Have any of you seen the movie Bowling for Columbine? This ties in perfectly.

 

[thehunter1320]

Originally posted by Farrowlesparrow
After all they are the only thing other than cockroaches that can survive a nuclear blast (According the Family Guy anyway ).

you gotta love that episode

 

[DimitriPopov]

Originally posted by N0N1337H41
Have any of you seen the movie Bowling for Columbine? This ties in perfectly.

I guess the movie had no point? Cause this story certainly doesnt.

 

[Direwolf]

I kinda fail to make that connection myself.

 

[N0N1337H41]

Originally posted by Direwolf
I kinda fail to make that connection myself.

One of Bowling for Columbine's main points was to ask the question why Americans are so gun crazy. If you've seen the film, Micheal Moore asks that question time and time again (maybe not in those EXACT words every time but they still have the same meaning). Now I think that the guy who shot another human because he thought they had stolen a small snack seems a bit gun crazy. Maybe I'm weird.

 

[LoneDeranger]

This has nothing to do with guns. It's not like the clerk wouldn't attack the guy with a machete had he had one.