Prisoner escapes to buy MacDonald's....

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Prisoner escaped to buy MacDonald's

An escaped prisoner was caught trying to get back into a Tennessee jail with four MacDonald's hamburgers.
The suspected armed robber was caught by a police officer outside Roane County Jail, reports WVLT-TV news.
Sergeant Wes Stooksbury arrested the man and says he was carrying a package containing clothes, liquor, prescription pills, crack cocaine - and the burgers.
It is unclear whether the man was planning to keep his haul for himself or if he was trying to smuggle it in to sell to other prisoners.
It's believed he had escaped for only a short time. The Roane Sheriff's Department is still investigating the case.

http://www.ananova.com/news/story/sm_1637283.html?menu=



lol

 

[15357]

It must be really horrible, prison food....

 

[Cormeh]

What the hell? Did he escape from prison, or an asylum? Everyone knows Burger King is far better.

 

[burnzie]

why the **** just not stay out if your out.... :|

and like... grow a beard....

 

[Jintor]

Contender for the 'people are really stupid' award.

 

[Steven]

Look he went out to smuggle cocaine into the prison and decided to get some McDonalds on the way there.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Contender for the 'people are really stupid' award.

Darwin.

 

[Cormeh]

Darwin.

Doesn't death have to occur to constitute a Darwin?

 

[CrazyHarij]

Doesn't death have to occur to constitute a Darwin?

I have no idea, but I'm not sure. There was this guy who put tons of balloons on his chair and went flying straight up, almost got hit by a plane and stuff, he managed to get down and got the award as far as I know.

From their site:

We salute the improvement of the human genome
by honoring those who remove themselves from it.
Of necessity, this honor is generally bestowed posthumously.

 

[Cormeh]

I have no idea, but I'm not sure. There was this guy who put tons of balloons on his chair and went flying straight up, almost got hit by a plane and stuff, he managed to get down and got the award as far as I know.

From their site: Quotage

Ahh, fair play, fair play.

Let's hope he doesn't drop his Big Mac in the shower.

 

[Harryz]

Haha, you have to hand it him, nicely done. Escaping prison and coming back just to get McDonalds (even though it sucks).

 

[Yuri]

its not that bad, obviously he was bringing the coke back... the mcdonald's must've been cuz he was hungrah.

 

[Beerdude26]

Doesn't death have to occur to constitute a Darwin?

Yes. This guy gets a 'runner-up'.

 

[staticprimer]

Doesn't death have to occur to constitute a Darwin?

In order to qualify for a Darwin award, one must remove one's self from the gene pool. This can be accomplished by one of two primary methods; either death, or eliminating the ability to reproduce. They do, however, give honorary awards to particularly stupid people who were lucky enough to not be removed from the gene pool.

 

[Uriel]

I smell a McDonalds commercial.

 

[Xune]

Smells more like ground up bull testicle and hoof.

 

[Ennui]

Oh god, what an idiot.

 

[Uriel]

Well he has to be if he's in prison in the first place.

 

[FictiousWill]

internet troubles

 

[FictiousWill]

Ugh read the article. He didn't escape specifically to get McDonalds food.

 

[Cormeh]

Ugh read the article. He didn't escape specifically to get McDonalds food.

Aye, but we're making light of the fact he tried to smuggle in not only drugs and the like, but a tasty quarter pounder with cheese.

C'mon! Smile!! :E

:|

 

[Moto]

The real life Hamburglar? :O

 

[Kamikazie]

that made me laugh Moto...

 

[JNightshade]

Hahaha. "robblerobblerobble".

 

[john121]

actually, prison food DOES suck, but not THAT bad!!

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

The real ife Hamburglar? :O

Survey says!: DING DING DING!

 

[Muffin Man]

omg, its funny cuz he caught trying to get the burgers in not to get out to get the burgers, wtf

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I also though for a second he paid the dude with an actual quid, if you know what I mean.:naughty:

 

[Jammydodger]

What a retard, I wouldn't mind so much if the food was nice.

 

[Fat Tony!]

I <3 macdonalds now and then. Im sure he does too