"pro-life groups" (rant)

virgin!

tell me is sex exclusively for procreation? if so then you'll only ever do it what? once, twice throughout your entire life?
 
And probably wouldn't take very long either at that rate...
 
I got a buzzkill for all of you. If you don't want kids, don't f*ck.
I've got another buzzkill for you. If you don't want to die horrifically in a car crash, don't drive.

Or maybe, if you don't want to get skin cancer, don't go out in the sun.

If you don't want to get a mosquito bite, don't go outside.

Isn't it funny how everything has an inherent risk?
 
And probably wouldn't take very long either at that rate...

yup ..everlasting blueballs interupted by a few seconds of rabbit like pumping followed by a shared cigarrette between husband and wife

"see you same time 3 years from now when we decide to give junior a playmate"
 
I've got another buzzkill for you. If you don't want to die horrifically in a car crash, don't drive.

Or maybe, if you don't want to get skin cancer, don't go out in the sun.

If you don't want to get a mosquito bite, don't go outside.

Isn't it funny how everything has an inherent risk?

If you want to remain sane, don't use the Internet :rolling:

:O
 
yup ..everlasting blueballs interupted by a few seconds of rabbit like pumping followed by a shared cigarrette between husband and wife

"see you same time 3 years from now when we decide to give junior a playmate"
A few seconds, and then a shared cigarette? The guy's wife must go off like a firecracker :naughty:
 
I'm not married, and just so you know I'm not against sex, just sex when you aren't ready for the consequences. Hell, If you're married, I don't care if you do it like rabbits, I just don't want to hear about it.
 
"Sweep it under the carpet, then it's not there! That's my motto!"
 
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