Prossies

[Dinkleberry]

I remembered the other night that I once got propositioned on the way to the pub, and it got me wondering what it would've been like to say 'alright love, yes I would like some business please'. Questions:
Have you ever gone with a prostitute?
Would you ever go with a prostitute?
What're the Pros and Cons?

Discussss.

 

[VirusType2]

Questions:
Have you ever gone with a prostitute?

no.

Would you ever go with a prostitute?

no.

What're the Pros and Cons?

Discussss.

Pros:
Sex on demand


Cons:
expensive
potential for disease
potential for death
illegal in most areas
[assuming]not as good as sex with someone you care about
[assuming]not as good as sex with someone who wants you

 

[Sulkdodds]

I think I would if I was old and rich.

 

[Hectic Glenn]

I think I would if I was old and rich.

What, become a prostitute? Madness!

I told you this story when we eating at pizza express one night Sulk, but many many years ago my father got approached by a prostitute, who asked him for the time. She was obviously trying to initiate conversation by asking an unrelated question, but my father replied "it's ten past eight". Awesome. Oblivious.

 

[CrazyHarij]

Pros:
Sex on demand


Cons:
expensive
potential for disease
potential for death
illegal in most areas
[assuming]not as good as sex with someone you care about
[assuming]not as good as sex with someone who wants

change the subject to rape and you've eliminated most of those cons

 

[Hectic Glenn]

The lure of free intercourse is the only thing which brings Mike back these days...dear me, what happened to you.

 

[CrazyHarij]

The lure of free intercourse is the only thing which brings Mike back these days...dear me, what happened to you.

responsibilities and the inescapable emptiness of the human soul.. other than that i'm tip-top!
actually i don't own a computer of my own anymore so i only get on whenever i leech off some friend's box.

i'm moving to england in a year or so, we'll have to share a beer sometime man..

 

[Evo]

What, become a prostitute? Madness!

I told you this story when we eating at pizza express one night Sulk, but many many years ago my father got approached by a prostitute, who asked him for the time. She was obviously trying to initiate conversation by asking an unrelated question, but my father replied "it's ten past eight". Awesome. Oblivious.

I overheard that and you said he said the time was "ten to eight."

I demand satisfaction!


On topic - nope would never consider using one, not my styyyyyle...

 

[L3N!N]

I would, if I was somehow depressed.

 

[VirusType2]

change the subject to rape and you've eliminated most of those cons

:>

yeah I considered saying something along those lines

 

[CrazyHarij]

hahahaha. jesus christ man, this is the internet, people talk about rape like it's the ****ing weather

 

[Calhoun]

hahahaha. jesus christ man, this is the internet, people talk about rape like it's the ****ing weather

For Tuesday, we're looking at a partially protected forecast, with a 39% chance of conception becoming roughly 51% by Tuesday night.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Hurricane Wantsacock is headed toward Florida!

 

[VirusType2]

For Tuesday, we're looking at a partially protected forecast, with a 39% chance of conception becoming roughly 51% by Tuesday night.

100% chance of rape this weekend.

 

[Krynn72]

I've always wondered what it would be like with a prostitute. (Un)fortunately, I'm too attached to my cash to risk having it suck and be a waste of money. Also I dont want to get arrested.

 

[staticprimer]

I've always wondered what it would be like with a prostitute. (Un)fortunately, I'm too attached to my cash to risk having it suck and be a waste of money. Also I dont want to get arrested.

Indeed. I would think it would take a lot of desperation to outweigh the cons.

 

[Rizzo]

Yes


And no...

 

[Solaris]

It should be legal and regulated and I haven't but I perhaps would do someday.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Isn't prostitution really just interactive pornography?

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Isn't prostitution really just interactive pornography?

Whatever floats your boat

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

I find watching pornography for sexual gratification makes me just feel a little sad afterwards. I imagine visiting a prostitute would be much worse. But my point is that it's not really so different.

 

[Combine_Advisor]

Pro
cash and cum
Cons
THE AIDS,IT BURNS

 

[Absinthe]

I totally would if the price was good for the chick I'd be banging.

I'm talking a regulated dame who keeps her shit clean. Not some two-dollar crack whore with feces caked into her pubes.