PS3 vs Wii

[Warbie]

http://www.macspoofs.com/2006/08/10/ps3-vs-wii/

 

[theroadtonowhere]

they both look pretty gay to me

 

[lePobz]

They should have added the 360 in there in the form of a 5 year old girl, because it was released so much sooner.

On second thoughts, maybe thats not such a great idea.

 

[Naudian]

360 would be like...right in the middle of those two.

 

[Dekstar]

Nah the 360 would be Masterchief shouting "Oh My GOD I'm hot!"

 

[smwScott]

The 360 would be some 12 year old fat kid wearing a headset screaming "I FCKING PWNT YOU NOOB!!! TEABAG!!!" so loud you couldn't hear the other two talk.

 

[Naudian]

or..."I WANT SOME MOTHER ****ING CHOCOLATE MILK!"

 

[pvtbones]

I want cheap and fun! :naughty:

 

[Roland Deschain]

Yeah, the PS3 definetly needs to get the vibrating feature back.

 

[Anthraxxx]

Yeah, the PS3 definetly needs to get the vibrating feature back.

They cant... or wont...

Iirc, some company who had a patent on the rumble feature sued both Sony and MS. Both MS and Sony settled with the company, but it was microsoft who bought them out for their patent rights. So if Sony wants rumble, they have to pay royalties to MS and MS gets to use rumble for free. I think Nintendo does their rumble differently somehow, so they don't have any royalties to pay.... and no way is sony giving MS any money...for anything...

 

[Vegeta897]

That video is stupid because it makes the Wii look like a slut, whatever that means translated to console terms, it's still retarded and sexist.

 

[Vegeta897]

Ok, you don't have to be condescending.

I don't see how "the wii is a slut and all men care about is sex" could be the joke if the video seems to be pushing the Wii as the better console.

 

[pvtbones]

lets look at the similarities:

Slut:
Easy to get into
Cheap
Fun (time and mileage may vary)

Wii:
Easy to get into
Cheap
Fun


Yay wii!

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Wii win!

 

[Vegeta897]

lets look at the similarities:

Slut:
Easy to get into
Cheap
Fun (time and mileage may vary)

Wii:
Easy to get into
Cheap
Fun


Yay wii!

Yeah I understand the connection, but the fact that a slut is the only thing they could think of is kind of annoying to me

I mean when you are thinking about a person you want to marry or spend time with, (like spending time with a console) would you want someone who has a brain or a nice bum? Really now.

 

[KagePrototype]

Vegeta, you don't have to take things so seriously all the time.

 

[Vegeta897]

I'll take it as seriously as I want! You can't stop me!

/runs

 

[MorganFreeman911]

/chases Veg,
/pause 180
/Beats him senseless
/pause 60
/run
/macro kill

Little Macro humor for y'all

 

[Absinthe]

Yeah I understand the connection, but the fact that a slut is the only thing they could think of is kind of annoying to me

I mean when you are thinking about a person you want to marry or spend time with, (like spending time with a console) would you want someone who has a brain or a nice bum? Really now.

Bum. No question about it.

 

[pvtbones]

Bum. No question about it.

you can't shag a brain now can you? :cheers:

 

[DietSoap]

I don't see how "the wii is a slut and all men care about is sex" could be the joke if the video seems to be pushing the Wii as the better console.

Well, when it comes to women I'm not related to, if they don't play games all I want them for is sex. And if they do play games, we can play games THEN have sex, or attempt to play games while having sex. That sounds awesome.

 

[Revisedsoul]

and no way is sony giving MS any money...for anything...

you know except for the copies of windows xp they put into all their computers. even though they prolly only pay $5 per license.

 

[ríomhaire]

Yeah I understand the connection, but the fact that a slut is the only thing they could think of is kind of annoying to me

I mean when you are thinking about a person you want to marry or spend time with, (like spending time with a console) would you want someone who has a brain or a nice bum? Really now.

A PC is like your wife, it's for life, or at least until it gets boring. A console is just a girlfriend, sure you have feeling for it at the time but you move on. You might take it out once and a while and reminice or you just get the new one (or your PC) to dress up like it during a dry period. But all in all, a console is not someone you'll marry.

 

[Noobulon]

Pffft. I married my N64.






(kidding)

 

[Cole]

A PC is like your wife, it's for life, or at least until it gets boring.

Except when something goes bad with the wife you can exchange it with a new and more improved part!!!

This is much more than plastic surgery.