Question for UK people only...

[nurizeko]

They tasted nasty anyway, get some Shreddies. :imu:

 

[Darkside55]

...son did you just talk shit about motherfucking Golden Grahams? I'm not even the OP and I'll open a can on you.

You know who the mascot of Golden Grahams used to be? A bear. Not a cuddly bear. A grizzly. A grizzly in a shirt. Why was he wearing a shirt? I don't know, maybe he wanted to be more like a man. Maybe that's also why he ate cereal. But he was not a man. He was a bear.

A bear that will tear your stomach from your ribcage if you talk shit about his cereal. Do you want to mess with that? Do you want to mess with a BEAR, son?

 

[lePobz]

Damn right, Golden Grahams are on another level of awesome.

And I plan to stockpile.

 

[Stigmata]

I haven't had Golden Grahams in years.

I remember them being quite delicious... a golden honey flavor.

And a strong sensation of Graham.

Stop me if I'm on the wrong track.

 

[Phobie]

It's all about Cyber Candy in Covent Garden. That shit is awesome.


Yummy

 

[DEATH eVADER]

Cinnamon Grahams > Golden Grahams.

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QFT

 

[el Chi]

Yeah Cinnamon grahams are still on the store shelves, but they taste like shite.

Lies. Cinnamon Grahams = awesome.
Their Golden brother of the same name was good too. It's odd - until you mentioned it, I hadn't thought of them or their rarity in ages...

If I may go off on a related tangent...
Foodstuffs that are supposedly still in production but seem to be absent from all shelves: Wispa.
Adverts have said "They're back" but after a lot of searching, I've only found one shop that sells them. ONE.
It's political correctness gone mad!

 

[Phobie]

WISSSSSSSPAAAA!

A news agent on Roman Road sells them! OR SO I THOUGHT. He actually sells rip off ones.

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[el Chi]

Rip off Wispas? I... I don't understand...

 

[Druckles]

The major supermarkets have banished them

What...??

Edit: Ah, this thread is old.

And Wispas are back. How awesome is that? I've not had any problems aquiring them.

 

[Phobie]

Rip off Wispas? I... I don't understand...

Nor did I, Chi. Nor did I.

They are blue and red like a Wispa, but they are called like... Fispa. That's a lie, they are called something very similar though.

 

[el Chi]

There's a blue and red wrapper chocolate bar called Dubble or summat, which is fair trade chocolate so you're not allowed to criticise them or the Thought Police will come and take you away in the night.

And Wispas are back. How awesome is that? I've not had any problems aquiring them.

Hmmph. Stop showing off.

 

[Phobie]

Nah, I know Dubble. They're quite yummy.

Thought police woo woo woo!

 

[lePobz]

Yeah, wispas are awesome ... But will they ever bring Secret bars back?

They too were on another level of awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuvWvA5Yjw

 

[Seppo]

what kind of a thread is this...UK people only? racism

 

[lePobz]

Yeah, p*ss off you foreign turd.

It's UK only for a reason...

 

[el Chi]

Yeah, wispas are awesome ... But will they ever bring Secret bars back?

They too were on another level of awesome.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEuvWvA5Yjw

Damn I remember those. Vaguely. They were - if my vague memory serves me correctly - all kinds of awesome.

 

[Minister]

Screw Golden Grahams. Eating cereal is on par with being sodomised by an angry rhinoceros.

Toast and Peanut Butter is all thou shalt need in life.


:burp:

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Wispas and Dairy Milk Bubbly are exactly the same, beside the shape. IT'S ALL PLACEBO EFFECT!

-Angry Lawyer

 

[JFry]

...son did you just talk shit about motherfucking Golden Grahams? I'm not even the OP and I'll open a can on you.

You know who the mascot of Golden Grahams used to be? A bear. Not a cuddly bear. A grizzly. A grizzly in a shirt. Why was he wearing a shirt? I don't know, maybe he wanted to be more like a man. Maybe that's also why he ate cereal. But he was not a man. He was a bear.

A bear that will tear your stomach from your ribcage if you talk shit about his cereal. Do you want to mess with that? Do you want to mess with a BEAR, son?

You sure you're not thinking of Sugarbear, the golden crisp mascot?

 

[Seppo]

Yeah, p*ss off you foreign turd.

It's UK only for a reason...

oh my god you basically just proved that you support communism!

 

[lePobz]

oh my god you basically just proved that you support communism!

What the hell is wrong with communism?

 

[Darkside55]

You sure you're not thinking of Sugarbear, the golden crisp mascot?

No, Sugarbear was a nice guy. The bear on the Golden Grahams box was a cereal-eating murder machine. Look at that bear. LOOK at him. Read what it says: "...as he watches over his cereal." That tells you right there he's hoarding that golden goodness like a dragon might hoard treasure.

Look at the look in his eyes, too. He's got his tongue out 'cause he's salivating over his cereal, but his eyes aren't on the cereal--they're on YOU. And they aren't friendly. He's not inviting you to his table to have a bowl, he's got a look like, "Try to take some of my cereal. TRY to pull that shit with me, kids. I dare you." He's not going to roll over like Lucky or the Trix rabbit; this bear will WRECK YOUR SHIT if you touch his cereal.

 

[Punzz]

I swear I bought some of these from Tescos about a year ago. In saying that it was a year ago so they may have stopped selling them. Very nice cereal too along with my fav Weetos