Quite possibly the worst week in my life, helplife2.net

[MorganFreeman911]

Yeah.
I have a cancerous tumor in my stomach. At 16. Unlikely? Yes. But it still ****ing sucks.
What should I do, helplife2.net?

Also yes, i'm serious. This is not one of those Willie's I-Got-a-Girl-Pregnant things.

 

[jet_porkins]

WHAT DOES COMMON SENSE TELL YOU TO DO, MAN?!

 

[Murray]

That sucks, how great are the odds that you'll get better?

 

[Lizardizzle]

carve it out with a spoon and a candle.






but really, that sucks. D: Is it getting in the way of digestion?

 

[Gunner]

Yeah.
I have a cancerous tumor in my stomach. At 16. Unlikely? Yes. But it still ****ing sucks.
What should I do, helplife2.net?

Also yes, i'm serious. This is not one of those Willie's I-Got-a-Girl-Pregnant things.

Did the doctors speculate what the cause is? I mean how the ****...

 

[Pulse]

God damn that's horrible, can only wish you well and hope you respond well to the treatment.

 

[Dog--]

Punch yourself in the stomach and the cancer will die.

But seriously dude.. Damn, sorry, bro.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Play moar Touhou.

 

[tesher06]

Dam sorry to hear, get medical attention quick as possible so it doesn't get any further.

 

[Murray]

Play moar Touhou.

Did someone just say weeaboo?

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Touhou is fun, I must agree with Ace.
It's a genetic thing, I'm led to believe. It skipped my dad's generation, so I was the next one. Doesn't get in the way of anything aside from extremely sharp pains and coughing fits some times.

 

[Stigmata]

I really hope you go into complete remission. I'm here for you, in whatever capacity I'm able to be.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

I really hope you go into complete remission. I'm here for you, in whatever capacity I'm able to be.

Although I don't know what remission means, and it's too late to google it (I'm tired, goddamnit), thanks , I'm here for you too.
EDIT: Never mind, thanks for clearing that up, Dave.

 

[Shamrock]

Alex, are you kidding me? I'm here for you, too. You know that. If we need to, Dave and me will come over to Surrey and visit with you.

A know of at least 2 people that have had cancerous tumors in their stomach, and they were able to completely remove it and the traces of cancer. I hope this happens with you bro. I'll always think about you duder.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

Thanks Derek. I'm not joking, no. I should have it operated on in about 3 weeks time, I think. Right after my Band Camp.

 

[Acepilotf14]

Why don't you just go consume someone?
That should fix it right up.

 

[MorganFreeman911]

This is a good point.
You're my first victim.

 

[Jintor]

If you don't stop dying I'll hit you.

Stop dying Gordon.

 

[mechanicallizard]

Hit him. With a stick.

But seriously dude that sucks. Good luck man

 

[15357]

That... sucks. Sorry.

I don't know what else to say. Is it bad?

 

[VirusType2]

Thanks Derek. I'm not joking, no. I should have it operated on in about 3 weeks time, I think. Right after my Band Camp.

I don't have any experience with this sort of thing, but that they caught it earlier makes all the difference. It can't be far along at only 16, trust me. Wish you the best.

Morphine administered.

 

[Sulkdodds]

This is pretty bad. I'm very sorry to hear about it.

Are you seriously asking us what to do about it, though? Enlist the help of the medical establishment. Molest a doctor until he stabs you in the stomach with his medical fork and draws out the tumour and eats it. Or whatever doctors do. Seriously! Medical intervention ASAP!

 

[Eejit]

Eat chillis non-stop until it dies. Who needs doctors when you can munch down tabasco-soaked jalapenos?

 

[YROC]

Drink a bottle of holy water and kill that demonic tumor. D;

Also, keep us updated.

 

[mindless_moder]

I wish you the best mate , Good luck with the operation. I hope you make a full recovery.

 

[Shift]

Thats very shit, my mum had bowel cancer not five years ago, the doctors missed it at first but they got it before it spread, hope you pull through!

 

[Tyguy]

Thanks Derek. I'm not joking, no. I should have it operated on in about 3 weeks time, I think. Right after my Band Camp.

too bad the surgery is after band camp, now you can't show everyone a jar with a tumor in it.

hope you get better soon!

 

[hool10]

Awwww really sorry man. I'm sure you will get better though.

"Take your lumps like a man, Private Twinkletoes." -Soldier

 

[bryanf445]

get well soon! imo

 

[pomegranate]

Sit on the toilet and keep straining till you poop that thing right out.

 

[Sheepo]

Get ****ing well.

 

[SimpleAssassin]

****in hell sorry to hear that mate. Hope you get better soon

 

[Shem]

So sorry to hear that, I hope you get better soon.

 

[Raziaar]

Damn dude

Make sure you get the appropriate medical care required to destroy the cancer.

Best to crush it early. I wish you all the best.

 

[Mellish]

Deary me, I hope you get better Alex!

 

[Dodo]

**** dude : (
Get better soon!

-dodo

 

[KiplingsCat]

Hey, I don't know you at all (everyone else on this thread seems to) but I still want to reccomend to you that you do some research...a lot of different cancers respond very well to different types of food and herbs. I'm not a doctor or anything but my father was diagnosed with prostate cancer a few years ago, he had it removed but he also cut all dairy and meat out of his diet for ages and drank a load of fruit juice which apparantly made a huge difference to his PSA readings (that's a type of measurement specific to prostate cancer). Look out for foods with natural antioxidants in them, tomatoes for example...I don't know if it helps but it certainly can't do any harm. I'm not saying don't have it removed (definately have it removed!) but stuff like this can make a big difference generally to your wellbeing and recovery.

Good luck!!

 

[cleverendeavouR]

I love you, son.

 

[DEATHMASTER]

In regards to kip, ask the doc about the best foods to eat. Get better 911.

 

[Laivasse]

You're a plenty good medic yourself, just bonesaw that shit out. Hope you get well soon.