Rambo = PUSSY. Simo Hayha = MY HERO.

[Dog--]

http://www.cracked.com/article_17019_5-real-life-soldiers-who-make-rambo-look-like-pussy.html

God damn!

 

[Vegeta897]

Go do your math homework.

 

[lefty]

cracked ftw.

 

[Warped]

omg legend! i'd love to be his son so that i'd learn something useful. also everytime you kill someone you take a part of their soul with you.

 

[Pesmerga]

No you don't, Warped.

 

[xcellerate]

Two World War II snipers on the Eastern Front, Mikhail Ilyich Surkov, a sergeant-major with the Soviet 4th Division, and SS Major (Sturmbannfuhrer) Erwin K?nig of the Nazi Army were credited sometimes with having more confirmed kills than H?yh?. Surlov was even mentioned in some sources as having over 700. Post war analysis has shown that these figures were inflated for propaganda purposes. It is doubtful that K?nig even existed at all and Surkov is a shadowy figure at best. The top scoring Soviet ace that is accepted is Ivan Mihailovich Sidorenko of the 1122nd rifle regiment with 500 confirmed kills.

..........

 

[lefty]

whoah, buzzkill man

 

[DEATHMASTER]

No...did you even read that.

 

[Unfocused]

I'm LOLing as I'm reading. I love the writing style of this article.

 

[bodhi]

i was reading this very article last night, i loved 'The White Death' bit or whatever he was called. 700+ kills in -40 conditions. epic.

the other guys pretty awesome as well, a special mention to the dude who was carrying around bagpipes and a claymore

 

[Kula Meenur]

I will kill the person that wrote this article.

 

[Sheepo]

I want to live in the City of Koola.

 

[Rizzo]

I will build a time machine and defeat everyone of those soldiers in their own field. Sniper, Swords, Hand to hand combat. Then I will be the ultimate warrior.

Or like Koola, just kill the person who wrote the article. And go live with Sheepo.

 

[Kula Meenur]

City of Koola - A Place Where The Warriors and Awesome People's Unite!

 

[MJ12]

Finally on March 6th, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had finally been stopped...
...for about a week. In spite of having come down with a nasty case of shot-in-the-face syndrome, he was still very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended.

Dog... come on man.

 

[Tyguy]

did they find the other half!!!!1111 lollll

 

[SamuraiKenji]

These are some bad-ass mutha****ers

 

[ailevation]

Damn that Simo Hayha guy is badass!

The other team was stacked and he still maintained an unreal k:d

 

[Rizzo]

I guess the only way to kill him then whould be to shoot off the other part of his head. brb.

 

[swan_song1973]

ya, i liked simo the best too. he's a badass alright.

 

[Dog--]

Dog... come on man.

The war ended because the Germans knew he was still alive, they just gave up, and Hitler shot himself.

I'm just glad he was on our side, shit.

 

[Asuka]

I will build a time machine and defeat everyone of those soldiers in their own field. Sniper, Swords, Hand to hand combat. Then I will be the ultimate warrior.

Or like Koola, just kill the person who wrote the article. And go live with Sheepo.

Now that would make for a ****ing crazy game. Wow.

Great article btw, didnt know about any of these people.

 

[Laivasse]

Finally on March 6th, 1940, some lucky bastard shot Hayha in the head with an exploding bullet. When some other soldiers found him and brought him back to base, he "had half his head missing." The White Death had finally been stopped...
...In spite of having come down with a nasty case of shot-in-the-face syndrome, he was still very much alive, and regained consciousness on March 13, the very day the war ended.

Oh so he just happened to be unconscious for the rest of the war? WHAT A COINCIDENCE! Faking pussy.

 

[ailevation]

I'm pretty sure the war stopped because he regained consciousness.

 

[Hazard.Squared]

I'm pretty sure the war stopped because he regained consciousness.

That sounds about right.

Dude with the bagpipes and the claymore though, Holy SHIT.

 

[15357]

The war ended because the Germans knew he was still alive, they just gave up, and Hitler shot himself.

I'm just glad he was on our side, shit.

Uh, you do know that Finland was an ally of Nazi Germany?

 

[Seppo]

Ye but only for a short period of time and the finnish dudes didn't actually fight together with the Nazis.

 

[15357]

But nor did they fight with the allies. Don't get me wrong, I like Finland, but Dog-- has a skewed perception of history.

 

[Au-heppa]

 

[kazsymonds]

What perks was he using?

 

[Apocalypse89]

They could make a single-player FPS starring Simo Hayha and it would still be realistic.

 

[15357]

Seriously. Either the Soviet Union's army was made entirely of girl scouts or Finland was frigging God.

Of course, Finland lost that war, when Spring decided to come and the Soviets were no longer hindered by bad weather, attrition losses, and a general lack of sense.

 

[Unfocused]

Seriously. Either the Soviet Union's army was made entirely of girl scouts or Finland was frigging God.

Of course, Finland lost that war, when Spring decided to come and the Soviets were no longer hindered by bad weather, attrition losses, and a general lack of sense.

The Soviets probably had tanks without shells and like every 5th soldier had ammo for their rifle (if they had a rifle).

Oh wait, you're Korean. You see - Finns were like the Protoss and Soviets were like the Zerg.

 

[Vegeta897]

lol Unfocused.

 

[Sulkdodds]

The Soviets prepared for the war by executing all their decent officers.