Random Skills

short recoil said:
LOL!
I don't think i've ever passed out / been knocked out in my life.
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Haha I haven't either, I just felt like posting that. :laugh:
 
OH! I don't have a gag reflex, so I can put anything down my throat.

And yes,the danger of actually posting this on an internet forum is known to me, but to HELL with the consequences!
 
Greatgat said:
OH! I don't have a gag reflex, so I can put anything down my throat.

And yes,the danger of actually posting this on an internet forum is known to me, but to HELL with the consequences!
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Greatgat learned only from the pros. :D
 
Nat Turner said:
I can urinate off a skyscraper... beat that.
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I can catch every molecule of that urine in a glass and then make your mum drink it.

Back on topic mkay :p
 
It's only a matter of time before you say that about someone whose mum's dead. Then it'll just be awkward.
 
Jangle said:
It's only a matter of time before you say that about someone whose mum's dead. Then it'll just be awkward.
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Yes ;(
Already happened tho :|
 
Greatgat said:
OH! I don't have a gag reflex, so I can put anything down my throat.

And yes,the danger of actually posting this on an internet forum is known to me, but to HELL with the consequences!
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Oddly enough, same here. Wanna party sometime?
 
Nat Turner said:
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Greatgat learned only from the pros. :D
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Well, if you're going to do anything, do it right.

edit: ^ Your avatar makes that even creepier than it should be. :P
 
-I can gross out anyone at a party.
-I can confuse people
-I can own peop... never mind.
-I can outsmart people dumber then me, and make people smarter then me mad.
 
-I can find the hypotenuse of a right triangle, and the areas of at least a dozen different shapes.
-I can also say 'hello' in 3 different languages.
-I can sleep the entire night with my closet open and not be scared of monsters.
-I can tell people when I disagree, and if they don't shut up, I can keep talking too
-I can start and drive a standard transmission on a vehicle
 
Fliko said:
-I can gross out anyone at a party.
-I can confuse people
-I can own peop... never mind.
-I can outsmart people dumber then me, and make people smarter then me mad.
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Those aren't random skills... more like YOUR MOM LOL.
 
I can:

-Make my pupils and the coloured part of my eye wiggle real fast
-Turn the eyelids inside out
-Flex my throat (hard to explain, only me and my brother are the only people I know who can do this...)
-Put my arms behind my back and touch the top of my head
-Put my hand flat on the table and move my arm 360 degrees both ways, and my hand does not move an inch

There are others I can't think of...

EDIT: Nat, I can also say it in 3 different languages (It would be 4, but I forgot how to say it in spanish...) English: Hello, French: Bonjour, German: Allo (How it's pronounced anyways...)
 
Nothing is random in my world.
Your Mom... Rofl? I hate those jokes with a passion, they lack originality.
 
Fliko said:
Nothing is random in my world.
Your Mom... Rofl? I hate those jokes with a passion, they lack originality.
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Your mom lacks originality... IN BED!
 
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