Random wierd stuff you've done

[Uriel]

Took a shower when my cat was sleeping in the facet. He got out starting stick his pawns thru the shower curtain, i spent 20 minutes having fun poking him thru the curtain.

Heh, i get the feeling im setting myself up again.

 

[Raziaar]

Yes. I mean, you're applying freezing cold chemicals to a single location for a long amount of time, something's bound to happen. First there was just the numbness, later there was a bump. The bump eventually grew into the monstrous blob.

Oh. You failed to mention the freezing cold chemicals part. I've used some spray deodorant and unless you use it upside down, I didn't think it typically got cold

Can't recall the measurements, but we're talking at least a couple litres of water under 15 minutes, causing me to enter a delirious, sick state along with all the urinating. If I recall correctly, I ended up vomiting a fair amount out later.

Had to of been more than that to be dangerous. I drink from my two litre bottle all the time. Some days I feel so dehydrated I can down the entire two litres in a couple minutes(I drink around four litres of water a day, so it's easy for me to down alot). I do feel incredibly bloated and terrible, but it's still a good ways from what it'd take to be lethal. heh.

 

[Shippi]

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[Dalamari]

Drank 8 Bawls at a Halo 2 LAN, threw up in the back room

Raced those little motorized chairs they offer to handicapped/fat people at a Target with my friends

Can't think of much else

 

[Absinthe]

Had to of been more than that to be dangerous. I drink from my two litre bottle all the time. Some days I feel so dehydrated I can down the entire two litres in a couple minutes(I drink around four litres of water a day, so it's easy for me to down alot). I do feel incredibly bloated and terrible, but it's still a good ways from what it'd take to be lethal. heh.

This was back in 10th grade, and I can't recall the amount. Trust me though, it was enough to worry quite a few of the teachers I reported it to.

As for the deodorant... I thought all spray was cold.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I always enjoy reading Absinthe's writing, I lol'd at the insisting upon aliens.

 

[Operational]

As for the deodorant... I thought all spray was cold.

All spray is cold - it's the physics of the situation.

 

[Teta_Bonita]

MMMMMONSTER BUMP! (I like this thread XD)

mkay wierd thing I did today: Write a two page reply to a steam phisher.

Support <[email protected]> wrote:

Dear Steam User.

As you can see, our mainframe servers are down or having problems.
In order for us to ensure that your account will be working without any problems we ask you to supply us with your account information.
The reply must include your username and password for the account.
Otherwise, we are afraid that we can not guarantee that your account will work.

Thank You.
SteamPowered Support.


<[email protected]> wrote:

(why the indent?) Dear Steam User. ("." should be ",")
As you can see, our mainframe servers are down or having problems. (why would Valve not be able to tell if their own servers are "down" as opposed to "having problems?")
In order for us to ensure that your account will be working without any
problems (need comma. And what problems?) we ask you to supply us with your account information.
The reply must include your username and password for the account.
Otherwise, we are afraid that we can not (should be "cannot") guarantee that your account
will work.
Thank You. ("." should be ",")
SteamPowered Support.


Not bad, compared to the other phishing emails out there. The reply box even says "[email protected]." Impressive.
Nevertheless, it would still take a complete idiot to fall for this. This would have been a little better:

Dear Steam user (account name: *bonus points if you can get their account name*),

This is an automated message generated by Steam account administration
to help you recover your Steam account.

We regret to inform you that your Steam account (account id #12345 (random number here, or even better, the steam account name) appears to have been hijacked and will be rendered inactive within the next 24 hours. To redeem your account, please follow the steps below to submit a case to Steam Support.

You must provide the following brief information:

What is your Steam account username?
What is your Steam account password? (teehee)
What was the last contact e-mail address you used on the account?
Verify your ownership of the account: If you registered software purchased at a retail location, please include a digital photo or scan of the CD Key
If you purchased software through Steam, please confirm the card type (Visa, Mastercard, Discover, American Express), full name, expiration date, and last four digits of the card used with the order(s).
When do you believe your account was hijacked?
How do you believe your account was hijacked?

We will be able to reset the account password upon verifying your ownership of the account.

If you are unable to verify your ownership of the account online, you may have to mail in your physical CD Key as evidence of ownership.

Signed,

The Steam Support Team
To contact us, email [email protected]


==============
This notification has been sent to the e-mail address you provided when
you created your Steam account. For information on Valve's privacy
policy, please visit http://www.valvesoftware.com/privacy.htm (fortunately for you, probably nobody will click the link and find the part were it says Valve will never ask you for your password)

The guy would still have to be pretty dumb to fall for this, but it's still not nearly as pathetic as your attempt. My phish looks clean and sounds professional- and all I had to do was copy a few things from steam's website. If you’re going to be a pathetic phishing prick, at least don’t be so pathetically lazy about it.

Really though, why even bother with this crap? You're way late in the game- every Pokem?n-card collecting pimple-faced virgin like you has probably sent out their own steam account phishing email by now. We've wizened up to it. I'm surprised I even bothered to reply to this bullshit, but I'm bored and I'm getting pissed at lame phishers.

Anyway, I have a suggestion for you: drop it. You completely suck at phishing- don't even bother anymore. I suggest you get a life, get a girlfriend, or get lost. As an optimist, I believe you have a chance to redeem your pathetic excuse for a life, although I have my doubts. Stop ****ing around and do something productive, like manual labor.

Thank You.
A Steam User.

Aren't I wierd? :rolling:

 

[Geogaddi]

Way to go, now he'll follow your advice and hook dozens more.

 

[The Monkey]

When drunk, I spend a good 45 minutes trying to dig to New Zeeland with a shovel.

I never even got through the asphalt.

 

[Smoke]

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Strange things... Once, as a child, I spent a full six hours pretending my five Space Marines were Starship Troopers, and that every object on my desk was a Bug, and I fought those bastards to the death.

You WIN. <3 starship troopers.

I entertained small children on the bus with my eyebrows, all the while talking quietly about paeodphiles.