Rapture causes rupture in rapture dude's heart

[CptStern]

Harold Camping, the radio preacher who incorrectly predicted that the Rapture would happen last month, has reportedly been hospitalized after suffering a stroke.

According to the Oakland Tribune, a neighbor said the 89-year-old president of the Oakland nonprofit Family Radio network was taken by ambulance from his home on Thursday night.

"He had a stroke, it was on his right side," said the neighbor, who declined to give her name.

where's your messiah now?

http://today.msnbc.msn.com/id/43378751/ns/us_news-life/

 

[LibDem]

Title of thread ->

He probably got so worked up that the rapture never happened, it put a strain on his body, or it's just bad karma.

 

[Shakermaker]

A stroke happens in the head, not in the heart.

 

[CptStern]

there's no proof the rapture caused it either Mr-polluting-threads-with-facts-guy

 

[Maestro]

Serves him right scamming people so many times for so many years.

 

[Robbo]

Sooo the rapture was all in his head

 

[StarBob]

A stroke happens in the head, not in the heart.

Stern's not here for the facts... he's here to argue opinions.

Sooo the rapture was all in his head

Now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout.

 

[YROC]

Didn't he disappear for a while?

 

[Mogi67]

Jesus is like wtf dude

 

[Stylo]

Your God hath smote you, Motherf*cker.