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  • 10-Funny as hell!

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • 9-Not the best--but still the funneh

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • 8-Not bad

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • 7-Could be better

    Votes: 3 6.8%
  • 6-Not so good

    Votes: 1 2.3%
  • 5-So so 50/50

    Votes: 5 11.4%
  • 4-Mediocre

    Votes: 8 18.2%
  • 3-Kill me now

    Votes: 5 11.4%
  • 2-Sucked

    Votes: 7 15.9%
  • 1-The joke sucked so bad-my ears died:(

    Votes: 13 29.5%

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Here's the joke.
*Guy calls computer company's tech support.
Guy: Hello? Tech Support?
Women on Tech Support: Yes? How may I help you? Something wrong with the OS?
Guy: No, the cup-holder that came with my computer broke off.
Women on Tech. Support: Well--Not sure if... Well, what does it say on the cup-holder?
Guy: Umm...4x CD rom drive.
 
4, it didn't suck horribly because I laughed the first time I heard it on like 7 different websites.
 
I'm voting 4 coz he did ^^^

You know you could just post the joke, polls are for nobs :|
 
hehe, yeah. plus, I heard it told funnier before, as an actual true story, but he didn't say 4x cd rom drive because that would just be stupid. yeah, not that great.
 
I heard one where some woman called technical support saying her computer wouldn't turn on and went in this huge discussion like:

"Have you checked the power cords?"

"I can't"

"Well why not?"

"Its too dark"

"Well turn on a light!"

"I can't, the power is out"

Haha.

It ended up the helper guy got fired because he ended the phonecall with something like

"OK, pack up the computer, and throw it away becuase you are to stupid to use it"
 
:LOL:^^
Well, just so I don't hafta make another thread--here's another joke:
*Doctor reads letter
Doctor: Hi, I help people's problems.
Let's see what this letter is about:
(Iside letter)
Hi, Doctor, everyday--I wake up look at the mirror not knowing who I am. How can I solve this problem?
Doctor: Well, I have the same problem-so I check my underwear.
*Stretch!
Doctor: My name is...-Fruit of the Loom.
 
The joke sucked so bad- my ears died.

That pretty much says it all for me.
 
My dad told me a similar joke a while ago (he knows nothing about computers).

I'm pretty sure this joke is as old as the first CD-rom drive, which makes it not funny at all now.
 
Speaking of odd conversations that are humurous. Today I was playing yahoo pool with a friend from school and then someone else (not of concern to the dialogue) however I booted someone from the room and they IM'ed me and conversation went like this.

Them-Who are you?
Me-What do you mean?
Them-Why did you boot me?
Me-I didn't, it was the other person I don't know why. (I was lying at this point to get them to leave me alone)
*2 mins later
Them- ASL (HAHAHA what a Aol noob, it made me laugh just cause someone asked me that.)
Me- I don't know I have amnesia, I can't remember where I'm from or how old I am. (I was pissing with them, I figured they could tell I was messing around)
Them-What do you mean?
Me-I suffer from amnesia.
Them-What?
Me-Amnesia is where you can't remember things about yourself, like your name and how old you are.
*10 seconds later
Them- Damn.... that sucks. (HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH OWNZED!)
*2 mins later
Them- WAit a minute! How do you remember your password to log in?
Me- I write it down.
Them. oh...

Haha was funniest thing I've done to a n00b online all week
 
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