Real Life 2004 - Almost as good as Real real life!

Well that was surprisingly addictive, although its weird that my person had a baby at 13 :O

I lived in rural china but still made a decent amount i suppose.
 
LoL.....this is fun! So far I've been a rich Japanese man, a poor Indian whith 12 kids and a rich, queer American.
 
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Halifax in Canada's Nova
Scotia Province.

My parents have named me Bryan. My surname is Pierce.
My mother, Virginia, is 24 and my father, Brian, is 21. I have
no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
2 years old
Brother Terry born.

3 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 3 people have died and 8,200
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 84 people have died and
11,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My brother Terry began school.

8 years old
9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
14 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 51 people have died and 6,600
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Avoided a beggar.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

15 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

16 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My father has become an alcoholic.

My brother's girlfriend Lillian has graduated from secondary
school.

My brother's girlfriend Lillian began college.

17 years old
18 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

My brother Terry has become an alcoholic.

19 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My father has given up drinking.

My brother Terry has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Terry has failed the tests for entrance into
vocational school.

Lillian Alexander and my brother Terry are now engaged to
be married.

Lillian Alexander and my brother Terry have married.

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your brother
Terry's wife Lillian has been placed on academic probation.

20 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been
placed on academic probation.

My father has appendicitis.

21 years old
I was robbed.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Joan Johnston.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Joan Johnston.

Ended my relationship with girlfriend Joan.

My father has been cured of appendicitis.

My brother Terry's wife Lillian has graduated from college
with a degree in German.

My brother Terry's wife Lillian began graduate school.

22 years old
Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 37,519 Canada dollars.

23 years old
Graduated from college with a degree in Computer Science.

Began graduate school.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Julia Woods.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Julia Woods.

Ended my relationship with girlfriend Julia.

My brother Terry has been assaulted but fortunately suffered
no permanent injuries.

24 years old
My brother Terry has given up drinking.

25 years old
My brother Terry's wife Lillian has graduated from graduate
school with an advanced degree in Business Administration.

26 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Lisa Turner.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Lisa Turner.

Ended my relationship with girlfriend Lisa.

27 years old
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree
in Computer Science.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Barbara Ross.

Rejected by Barbara Ross.

Began work as a software department manager.

Moved away from home.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Connie Williams.

We've begun seeing each other.

My girlfriend Connie has been cured of obsessive-
compulsive disorder.

28 years old
Lost my girlfriend Connie by being too forward.

Received a 6% pay raise.

My brother Terry has moved out on his own.

29 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 18 people have died and 9,800
others have been affected.

I was not directly affected.

30 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Martha Cook.

We've begun seeing each other.

My father has become an alcoholic.

31 years old
32 years old
Told the truth about a previous lie I had made.

Martha and I are now engaged..

Martha Cook and I got married this year.

33 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

34 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 50 people have died and 3,300
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Son Richard born.

My father has died at age 57 from an accident caused by
senile dementia.

35 years old
My mother has died at age 61 from a stroke.

Inherited money from my parents.

36 years old
37 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

A major fire has hit Canada. 2 people have died and 9,200
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Got my boss fired by reporting corrupt activities.

Bryan born to Lillian Alexander

38 years old
39 years old
40 years old
41 years old
42 years old
43 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 2 people have died and 5,200
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

44 years old
45 years old
46 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 5 people have died and 5,100
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

47 years old
48 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 102 people have died and
5,100 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

49 years old
My brother Terry has diabetes.

50 years old
51 years old
52 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 25 people have died and
13,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

53 years old
54 years old
55 years old
56 years old
57 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

58 years old
A major fire has hit Canada. 47 people have died and 8,400
others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

59 years old
60 years old

61 years old
62 years old
63 years old
My wife Martha has died at age 66 from a stroke.

64 years old
65 years old
66 years old
67 years old
68 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

69 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My brother Terry has died at age 69 from diabetes.

70 years old
71 years old
Too old to continue working as a software department manager.

72 years old
Too old to continue working as a software department manager.

Quit my job.

73 years old
I died from an infection.
 
My best one yet :)

0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Liverpool in the United
Kingdom's Merseyside County.

My parents have named me Gary. My surname is Coleman.
My mother, Shirley, is 33 and my father, Michael, is 33. I
have no brothers or sisters.

From my parents I have been gifted with the potential for
extraordinary intelligence, extraordinary artistic ability,
extraordinary musical ability, extraordinary athletic ability,
extraordinary physical strength, extraordinary physical
endurance and extraordinary good looks.

1 - 6 years old
Began school.

7 - 13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Jean Simpson.

We've begun seeing each other.

14 years old
Skipped a year in school.

Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

Jean Simpson broke off our relationship.

15 years old
Cleaned up someone else's mess.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Catherine Walker.

We've begun seeing each other.

16 years old
Decided not to smoke cigarettes.

My girlfriend Catherine has graduated from secondary
school.

My girlfriend Catherine has failed the tests for entrance into
vocational school.

17 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Began college.

18 years old
My parents don't approve of my engagement to Catherine
Walker.

Catherine and I are now engaged..

Catherine Walker and I got married this year.

Moved out of my family's home.

Began work as a temporary odd jobs.

19 years old
Applied for and received public assistance.

Avoided drinking alcohol.

20 years old
21 years old
Borrowed 90 pounds in a family loan loan.

Began work as a soldier.

Graduated from college with a degree in Computer Science.

Began graduate school.

22 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

23 years old
24 years old
25 years old
Graduated from graduate school with an advanced degree
in Computer Science.

Left the military.

Began work as a software department manager.

26 years old
Returned a wallet to a grateful owner.

Received a 9% pay raise.

27 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My mother has died at age 61 from a heart attack.

28 years old
29 years old
Received a 5% pay raise.

30 years old
Payed off pounds of loan.

Invested 670 pounds in high-risk stock.

31 - 42 years old
Volunteered in a local humanitarian effort.

43 years old
44 years old
45 years old
46 years old
47 years old
My father has become an alcoholic.

48 years old
49 years old
My father has given up drinking.

50 -63 years old

64 years old
Lost my investment in high-risk stock.

Retired.

65 years old
66 years old
67 years old
68 years old
69 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention abroad. 3,509 British soldiers have been killed.

70 years old
My wife Catherine has arthritis of the knee.

71 years old
72 years old
73 years old
74 years old
75 years old
76 years old
My father has died at age 111 from colon cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

77 years old
Died at age 77 from a stroke.

Just like the real Liverpool then.

The highest this parent has lived so far is 201, i was around 173 or something at the time.
 
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Aqmola in Kazakstan.

My parents have named me Bogdan. My surname is Tupolev. My mother, Dobryna, is 28 and my father, Boris, is 27. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
I've developed goiter.

4 years old
Sister Antonina born.

5 years old
6 years old
Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
I've developed goiter.

My sister Antonina began school.

10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
My father has schistosomiasis.

13 years old
My father has been cured of schistosomiasis.

14 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Larisa Marisova.

We've begun seeing each other.

15 years old
Took up smoking.

Ended relationship with Larisa Marisova.

16 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Yuliya Antipova.

We've begun seeing each other.

Began work as a soldier.

17 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Ended relationship with Yuliya Antipova.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Failed the college entrance examinations.

Began vocational school.

19 years old
In spite of spending extra hours studying, You have been placed on academic probation.

I've become addicted to drugs.

20 years old
My sister's boyfriend Eduard has graduated from secondary school.

My sister's boyfriend Eduard began college.

My sister's boyfriend Eduard has been placed on academic probation.

21 years old
Graduated from vocational school with a certificate in Criminal Justice.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a soldier.

My sister Antonina has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Antonina began college.

Eduard Privalov and my sister Antonina have married.

Donat born to Antonina Privalov

22 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

23 years old
I've developed goiter.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 4 years in prison.

Tried to give up using illicit drugs

Oleg born to Antonina Privalov

In spite of spending extra hours studying, Your sister Antonina's husband Eduard has been placed on academic probation.

24 years old
Ludmilla born to Antonina Privalov

25 years old
I have been assaulted but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My father has been hurt in an accident.

My sister Antonina has graduated from college with a degree in Engineering.

26 years old
Gave up drugs.

My sister Antonina has moved out on her own.

My sister Antonina's husband Eduard has graduated from college with a degree in Architecture.

My sister Antonina's husband Eduard has failed the graduate school entrance examination.

27 years old
Released from prison.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Agnessa Gubina.

We've begun seeing each other.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a temporary odd jobs.

28 years old
Gave up smoking.

Agnessa and I are now engaged..

Agnessa Gubina and I got married this year.

Moved away from home.

Devora born to Antonina Privalov

29 years old
Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

30 years old
Began work as a freight handler.

Decided not to give money to charity.

Cleaned up someone else's mess.

31 years old
Home was broken into and burglarized.

Victim of burglary.

My father has reduced vision from cataracts.

Feofil born to Antonina Privalov

32 years old
Invested 766 tenge in a bank account.

Feofil born to Antonina Privalov

My sister Antonina's husband Eduard has schistosomiasis.

33 years old
Donated to a disaster relief charity.

My sister Antonina's husband Eduard has been cured of schistosomiasis.

34 years old
Got robbed trying to help someone.

Invested 10000 tenge in a bank account.

My father has been cured of cataracts.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Aleksandr born to Antonina Privalov

36 years old
37 years old
My sister Antonina's husband Eduard has been cured of schistosomiasis.

38 years old
Told the truth even though I risked losing some money.

Gennadi born to Antonina Privalov

39 years old
Lied to avoid offending a friend.

My mother has reduced vision from cataracts.

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My sister Antonina has hookworm.

41 years old
My sister Antonina has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

42 years old
43 years old
44 years old
Dobryna born to Antonina Privalov

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My wife hit me with a brick.

Left my marriage.

46 years old
47 years old
Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 175,519 tenge.

Invested money blindly in a risky deal.

Lost money on a risky deal.

48 years old
I have mouth cancer.

Decided to steal.

Stole goods worth 554,471 tenge.

My mother has died at age 77 from a heart attack.

49 years old
50 years old
Died at age 50 from mouth cancer.
 
Cool game. My last game I played I was a woman who lived in Indiana. I had 9 kids. :eek:

On a side note: When you guys exit this game, does it change your refresh rate with out asking you? Mine drops from 85 Hz to 60 Hz.
 
Erm i decided to have the child at the age of 40, and i got an access error and the game crashed :/

whoops i didn't crash, just wanted me to click on something

i am loaded!

balls, just had a domestic and then i died at 61 from a heart attack with a net worth of 64,592 dinar
 
Restart the game, I had that problem all it needed was another try.
 
To be honest I was hesitant at first, but after trying its adictive.
 
I found a glitch....(besides the error when trying to have a kid). I was Korean and I couldn't produce a child (Dont laugh!) so I adopted and for some strange reason all the names where north american (Canadian, American) ?

My name was Jang-Won and my daughter was Louis lol
 
PvtRyan said:
Thank god for the option to retaliate violently :D
Click to expand...
Hahaha so true.
TheUnkillableDot said:
I found a glitch....(besides the error when trying to have a kid). I was Korean and I couldn't produce a child (Dont laugh!) so I adopted and for some strange reason all the names where north american (Canadian, American) ?

My name was Jang-Won and my daughter was Louis lol
Click to expand...
Hey, selling childern works... erm... I will shut up now.
 
0 years old
I was born a boy in the city of Arauca in Colombia.

My parents have named me Carlos. My surname is Ibanez.
My
mother, Dolores, is 23 and my father, Juan, is 25. I have a
brother, Reynaldo, age 1 and a sister, Patricia, who is 3.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

2 years old
My sister Patricia began school.

3 years old
My father has been cured of syphilis.

4 years old
Peace.

My brother Reynaldo began school.

5 years old
My mother has been cured of schistosomiasis.

6 years old
A major volcanic eruption has hit Colombia. 870 people have
died and 110,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not affected.

Began school.

My brother Reynaldo has suffered an epileptic seizure.

My brother Reynaldo has taken a dangerous fall and
suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no
permanent damage, however.

7 years old
8 years old
9 years old
My country is involved in a major war abroad. 4,640
Colombian soldiers have been killed.

10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
My father has been assaulted but fortunately suffered no
permanent injuries.

13 years old
Peace.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Lucinda Villa.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Lucinda Villa.

14 years old
My sister Patricia has graduated from secondary school.

My sister Patricia has failed the tests for entrance into
vocational school.

15 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Lola Quiroz.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Lola Quiroz.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Inés Santana.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Inés Santana.

My brother's girlfriend Ana has graduated from secondary
school.

My brother's girlfriend Ana has failed the tests for entrance
into vocational school.

16 years old
My country is involved in a world war. 98,786 Colombian
soldiers have been killed.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Flora Blanco.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Flora Blanco.

My sister Patricia has moved out on her own.

My brother Reynaldo has graduated from secondary school.

My brother Reynaldo has failed the tests for entrance into
vocational school.

17 years old
Peace.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Natalia Camacho.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Natalia Camacho.

Ana Flores and my brother Reynaldo are now engaged to be
married.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Failed the college entrance examinations.

Failed to qualify for vocational school.

Need to look for a job.

Sent to prison over conscientious objection to military
service.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

My mother has hookworm.

Ana Flores and my brother Reynaldo have married.

My brother Reynaldo has moved out on his own.

19 years old
Released from prison.

Need to look for a job.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

My mother has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

My mother has been cured of syphilis.

My sister Patricia has been cured of depression.

20 years old
Began work as a street vendor.

Decided to look for a job.

21 years old
22 years old
My country is involved in a small scale military intervention
abroad. 1,492 Colombian soldiers have been killed.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Rafaela
Pedroso.

Rejected by Rafaela Pedroso.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Esperanza
Castaneda.

We've begun seeing each other.

My parents don't approve of Esperanza Castaneda.

23 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Margarita
Ramirez.

Decided not to pursue a relationship with Margarita Ramirez.

24 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Executed by government security police.

EXECUTED AT 24!!!
 
Hahaha, funniest thing ever:

64 years old
I have prostate cancer.

I have diabetes.

I have ischemic heart disease.

Retired.

edit: lol I later got lung cancer and died from an infection
 
Havent seen anyone outlive me as of yet.

For a poor, homeless, mostly unemployed guy with more wives than I could count and was constantly tortured by my government, I sure hung in there!




0 years old
I was born a boy in a village in China's Sichuan Province, not far from the city of Zigong.

My parents have named me Jang-lu. My surname is Lee. My mother, Ding, is 19 and my father, Tse-tung, is 22. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
2 years old
3 years old
I suffered a case of food poisoning.

4 years old
5 years old
6 years old
Widespread fighting in Qiqihar province.

Began school.

7 years old
8 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,577 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

9 years old
10 years old
11 years old
12 years old
13 years old
Met a new girl I like very much, named Zheng Wan.

Rejected by Zheng Wan.

14 years old
Peace.

15 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 58 people have died and 37,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

16 years old
17 years old
Helped out a beggar.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Tian Nan.

Rejected by Tian Nan.

18 years old
Graduated from secondary school.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Kong De.

Rejected by Kong De.

Need to look for a job.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

19 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 482 people have died and 13,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Met a new girl I like very much, named Lum Cai-yun.

We've begun seeing each other.

20 years old
Wanted to marry but I am too young.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Not accepted in vocational school.

21 years old
Wanted to marry but I am too young.

Wanted to marry but I am too young.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

22 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

23 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

My parents don't approve of my engagement to Lum Cai-yun.

Parents backed down in their threat to write you out of the will.

Cai-yun and I are now engaged..

Lum Cai-yun and I got married this year.

Moved away from home.

24 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

25 years old
Released from prison.

Need to look for a job.

Inducted into the military.

26 years old
Saved myself some money with a "white lie".

Wife pregnant.

You have failed the college entrance examinations.

Not accepted in vocational school.

Daughter Bao born.

27 years old
My father has died at age 50 from a stroke.

28 years old
My mother has taken a dangerous fall and suffered a broken femur. The injury has resulted in no permanent damage, however.

29 years old
You have failed the college entrance examinations.

30 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 691 people have died and 21,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

31 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

32 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 2 years in prison.

My daughter Bao began school.

33 years old
My daughter Bao has roundworms.

34 years old
Released from prison.

Wife pregnant.

My daughter Bao has been cured of ascariasis.

Son Yu born.

35 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

36 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 158 people have died and 43,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

My wife Cai-yun has a peptic ulcer.

37 years old
Released from prison.

Wife pregnant.

Daughter An-mei born.

38 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

39 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

Refused to invest in a risky deal to make money.

40 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

My son Yu has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

My son Yu began school.

My wife Cai-yun has been cured of peptic ulcer.

41 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

42 years old
Released from prison.

43 years old
Receiving public assistance.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

Civil war in Heilongjiang province.

My daughter An-mei began school.

44 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,166 people have died and 24,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Peace.

My mother has colon cancer.

My daughter Bao has graduated from secondary school.

45 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Left my marriage.

Left my marriage.

My mother has died at age 65 from colon cancer.

Inherited money from my parents.

46 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Song Wei.

We've begun seeing each other.

My daughter's boyfriend Yun has hookworm.

47 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to 5 years in prison.

My daughter's boyfriend Yun has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

48 years old
My son Yu has been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

49 years old
50 years old
I have hookworm.

51 years old
Cured of ancylostomiasis.

My son's girlfriend Su-yin has graduated from secondary school.

52 years old
Released from prison.

Song Wei broke off our relationship.

My son Yu has graduated from secondary school.

53 years old
54 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Cao Shao-yan.

Rejected by Cao Shao-yan.

My daughter's boyfriend Xian has graduated from secondary school.

55 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Retired.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Hsu Ben-xu.

We've begun seeing each other.

Ben-xu and I are now engaged!.

My daughter An-mei has graduated from secondary school.

56 years old
57 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

Hsu Ben-xu and I got married this year.

58 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

Tan Xian and my daughter An-mei have married.

59 years old
Released from prison.

60 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Invested 101292 yuan in land.

61 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

My wife Ben-xu has arthritis of the knee.

62 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

Tao Yun and my daughter Bao have married.

San-gui born to An-mei Tan

63 years old
Invested 20000 yuan in land.
 
Part 2



64 years old
Mu born to An-mei Tan

65 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Helped a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.

Helped keep my neighbor out of prison.

Lai born to Bao Tao

66 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

My son's girlfriend Ya-ping has roundworms.

67 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 366 people have died and 35,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Xu-Xa born to An-mei Tan

68 years old
69 years old
My daughter Bao has roundworms.

Pei Chwun-yu and my son Yu are now engaged to be married.

Broke up with son's girlfriend Chwun-yu.

70 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

71 years old
Refused to help a neighbor get out of trouble with the government.

72 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 6 people have died and 26,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to a year in prison.

73 years old
Released from prison.

74 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

75 years old
Cashed in 151663 yuan from land.

Cashed in 24537 yuan from land.

Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 262 people have died and 30,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

My daughter Bao has been cured of ascariasis.

76 years old
77 years old
My daughter Bao has roundworms.

My daughter An-mei has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

My wife Ben-xu has hepatitis.

78 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

My son Yu has lost some eyesight due to trachoma.

My son Yu has gone blind due to trachoma.

My daughter An-mei has roundworms.

My daughter An-mei has died at age 42 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

My wife Ben-xu has hookworm.

My wife Ben-xu has Cured of hepatitis.

My wife Ben-xu has died at age 76 from a stroke.

79 years old
Met a new woman I like very much, named Huang Ya-ping.

We've begun seeing each other.

Ya-ping and I are now engaged!.

My daughter Bao has been cured of ascariasis.

My girlfriend Ya-ping has died at age 66 lymphoma.

80 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Chiang Cai-yun.

We've begun seeing each other.

Cai-yun and I are now engaged!.

My son Yu has roundworms.

My girlfriend Cai-yun has hookworm.

81 years old
82 years old
Chiang Cai-yun and I got married this year.

My son's girlfriend Ya-ping has reduced vision from cataracts.

My wife Cai-yun has been cured of ancylostomiasis.

83 years old
84 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Anhui province.

My son Yu has been cured of ascariasis.

My son's girlfriend Ya-ping has been cured of cataracts.

85 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

My wife Cai-yun has rheumatoid arthritis.

86 years old
Peace.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

87 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to 5 years in prison.

Su Ya-ping and my son Yu are now engaged to be married.

88 years old
89 years old
Su Ya-ping and my son Yu are now engaged to be married.

Su Ya-ping and my son Yu have married.

90 years old
91 years old
My wife Cai-yun has died at age 75 from a stroke.

92 years old
Released from prison.

Your girlfriend Kwan has been disabled by leprosy

Met a new woman I like very much, named Tan Kwan.

Rejected by Tan Kwan.

93 years old
94 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 1,931 people have died and 22,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Released by security police.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Wu Tan-hung.

Rejected by Wu Tan-hung.

95 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Jung Min.

Rejected by Jung Min.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

96 years old
A famine or food shortage has hit China. 456 people have died and 34,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Tortured by security police.

Sentenced to 5 years in prison.

97 years old
98 years old
99 years old
My daughter An-mei's husband Xian has mouth cancer.

My daughter An-mei's husband Xian has had a stroke.

100 years old
101 years old
I have diabetes.

Released from prison.

Began work as a subsistence farmer.

My daughter An-mei's husband Xian has chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

102 years old
Sporadic localized fighting in Nei Monggol province.

Too old to continue working as a subsistence farmer.

My daughter An-mei's husband Xian has arthritis of the knee.

103 years old
Peace.

Too old to continue working as a subsistence farmer.

My daughter An-mei's husband Xian has died at age 67 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.

104 years old
Too old to continue working as a subsistence farmer.

My daughter Bao has died at age 79 from a heart attack.

105 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

A famine or food shortage has hit China. 5 people have died and 25,000,000 others have been affected.

My family and I were not directly affected.

Too old to continue working as a subsistence farmer.

106 years old
Too old to continue working as a subsistence farmer.

107 years old
Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Released by security police.

Too old to continue working as a subsistence farmer.

My son Yu's wife Ya-ping has died at age 74 from an epileptic seizure.

108 years old
Too old to continue working as a subsistence farmer.

Met a new woman I like very much, named Gan Ochirbat.

Rejected by Gan Ochirbat.

109 years old
Too old to continue working as a subsistence farmer.

110 years old
Decided not to give money to charity.

Arrested by security forces for anti-government activities.

Sentenced to 3 years in prison.

111 years old
112 years old
My daughter Bao's husband Yun has trichuriasis (whip worm).

113 years old
Released from prison.

My daughter Bao's husband Yun died from an infection.

114 years old
Died at age 114 from diabetes.




*edit*: my next guy wasnt so lucky

19 years old
Died at age 19 from an epileptic seizure.
 
Oh man, I have the best Chinese guy. Yes, this is the same one who's gay :p I grew to be 99 years old as a gay Chinese artist with nerve damage. I ended up contracting hookworm, appendicitis, osteoartis (sp?), and senile dementia before dying from a congenial heart disease :LOL:

And I have a girl named Ralyn Jaramillo in the Philippines. By age four I had Down syndrome, stunted growth from inadequate protein, a goiter, a case of food poisoning, and epilepsy. Somehow I managed to become a head nurse, and had seventeen children.

Oh, and every single year in the Philippines there was a tropical storm. And every time my family was not directly affected :E
 
AHHAHAHA!

"0 years old
I was born a boy in a small town in Algeria's Bechar Wilayat, not far from the city of Bechar.

My parents have named me Mohamed. My surname is Boukrouna. My mother, Dassin, is 19 and my father, Mohamed, is 23. I have no brothers or sisters.

You have died from asphyxiation at birth."
 
0 years old
I was born a girl in the city of Kanchipuram in the state of Tamil Nadu in India.

My parents have named me Parimal. My surname is Jayantilal. My mother, Avasarala, is 21 and my father, Kasi, is 21. I have no brothers or sisters.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

Peace.

Brother Jainendra born.

2 years old
Died at age 2 from pneumonia.
 
Dang, I had a crappy life.

1 year old
Growth stunted from inadequate protein.

5 years old
I have been involved in a road traffic accident but fortunately suffered no permanent injuries.

6 years old
Not sent to school.

My sister Abheri has taken a dangerous fall and suffered an injured spinal cord. The injury has resulted in paralysis.

12 years old
Lied to cover up another lie.

13 years old
Took up smoking.

14 years old
My sister Abheri is not able to attend school.

My sister Abheri has been caught in a fire and suffered minor burns over 10% of the body. Luckily there was no permanent injury.

17 years old
Moved out on my own.

18 years old
Decided to steal.
Stole goods worth 23,573 rupees.

My sister Abheri has asthma.

19 years old
Decided to commit a robbery.
Caught attempting a robbery.
Sentenced to 5 years in prison.

21 years old
My brother Sardar has a peptic ulcer.

24 years old
Released from prison.
My mother has diabetes.

25 years old
Decided to steal.
Stole goods worth 49,490 rupees.

26 years old
I have contracted tetanus.

27 years old
Died at age 27 from tetanus.
 
Sounds like your sister Abheri had an even worse life than you.

First, because of being paralyzed she is not allowed to attend school, then she is burned in a fire...presumably because she couldnt get away, as she was PARALYZED :LOL:


Oh, and then she gets asthma.
 
Some funny things hapened to me before:

Father died at 42, was cured 2 years later and then lived till 109.

Father raped 12 grandson, grandson got pregnant and gave birth to an illegal opertation.

At 10 i had my first child, by 61 i had 132 children and 103 grandchildren, 42 great grandchildren. Died at 504.

Got hit by brick (by wife), retaliated, wife died of a heart attack.

Got robbed for 12 million, won the lottery and got 5 million, had 13 children and got a 9% pay rise each time, final cash total 213,987,456.

As a 12 year male, got locked up and tortured, later gave birth to a girl...

This game is weird...
 
AcousticToad said:
At 10 i had my first child, by 61 i had 132 children and 103 grandchildren, 42 great grandchildren. Died at 504.
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You actually stayed with it until 504?:eek:



Wow, do think my family could have possibly contracted any more diseases?

Growth stunted from inadequate protein.
My sister Kokumo has had measles.
My brother Usman has had measles.
My sister Adeleke has had malaria.
Suffering from severe malnutrition.
My brother Chidi has had measles.
My sister Kokumo has onchocerciasis.
I have a trichuriasis (whip worm) infection.
My brother Chidi has had malaria.
My sister Adeleke has become too sick to attend school.
My brother Chidi has suffered an epileptic seizure.
My brother Chidi has schistosomiasis.
My brother Usman has schistosomiasis.
My brother Usman has roundworms.
My sister's girlfriend Tanisha has hookworm.
My sister's girlfriend Tanisha has had malaria.
My sister's girlfriend Tanisha has schistosomiasis.
My brother Usman's wife Fayola has had malaria.
My mother has diabetes.
My brother Chidi has hookworm.
My sister's girlfriend Tanisha has died at age 31 from trypanosomiasis.
My father has had malaria.
My sister Adeleke died from an infection.
My sister Kokumo has onchocerciasis.
My mother has died at age 56 from diabetes.
My father has had malaria again.
My father has schistosomiasis.
My brother Chidi died from an infection.
My sister Kokumo has hookworm.
My daughter has had malaria.
My sister Kokumo has had malaria again.
My sister Kokumo has schistosomiasis.
My brother Usman's wife Fayola has contracted tetanus.
My brother Usman has had malaria.
My brother Usman's wife Fayola has died at age 41 from tetanus.
My sister Kokumo has had malaria again.
My sister Kokumo has tuberculosis.
My sister Kokumo has died at age 44 from tuberculosis.
My brother Usman died from an infection.
My daughter has hookworm.
I have hookworm.
I have arthritis of the knee.
My brother Chidi's wife Chioma has died at age 53 from a stroke.
My daughter has had malaria again.
I have chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
Died at age 65 from chronic obstructive pulmonary disease.
 
You can only have 13 children from my experience... even with different partners.

My shortest one so far died at 12 from kidney failure.
 
Man, that was creepy. My first character, Angela, was born somewhere in UK. Had it pretty lucky, dad had a mint job... both brothers flunked school, and their girlfriends :D

Anyway I get married at about 30, have a daughter later, then when I and my partner are like 48 it comes up saying "your boyfriend has just graduated high school". WTF!! I didn't say yes to dodgy affair with schoolboy! >_<

So yeah, it was my daughter's boyfriend... the hell was that about =/
 
AcousticToad said:
Some funny things hapened to me before:

Father died at 42, was cured 2 years later and then lived till 109.

Father raped 12 grandson, grandson got pregnant and gave birth to an illegal opertation.

At 10 i had my first child, by 61 i had 132 children and 103 grandchildren, 42 great grandchildren. Died at 504.

Got hit by brick (by wife), retaliated, wife died of a heart attack.

Got robbed for 12 million, won the lottery and got 5 million, had 13 children and got a 9% pay rise each time, final cash total 213,987,456.

As a 12 year male, got locked up and tortured, later gave birth to a girl...

This game is weird...
Click to expand...
:LOL: Those are the BEST life stories so far, simply for their unmatchable comedic value :E
 
Lived to 131... Worked as a department manager to my final hours... *tear*
 
Has anyone else been robbed, beaten, and/or raped nonstop for 10 years? Is it just me?
 
OCybrManO said:
Has anyone else been robbed, beaten, and/or raped nonstop for 10 years? Is it just me?
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No, just you. :p :E


Once, I was a Japanese guy and I had to rescue the live of a friend of mine, there is a 1/20 chance that I would die.
And what happened?
I died. :x
 
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