Reason #1,325,678 why Dogs are better than Cats

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Cats are for nerds who make those "i made you a cookie but i eated it" pics (note the misspelling, cats tend to make lots of grammatical mistakes) and then go "awwwwwwwwwww how cute".
Though I admit that cats can be funny sometimes.

Dogs are for real men. Dogs > Cats
 
Dogs > Cats.

Though cats can be funny. Dogs are just infinitly better.
 
A cute cat beats a dog imo. They never really get bigger than carryable size, and they very docile while most dogs are hyper.
 
dekstar said:
A cute cat beats a dog imo. They never really get bigger than carryable size, and they very docile while most dogs are hyper.
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BS man, you ain't seen husky puppies.

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They define cute.
 
You all know that dog only got the food out so it could eat it, not to save the life of the person, right?
 
Ren.182 said:
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It still got the food out :p A cat would just sit there and pur, or pat your face or something.
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Maybe that's what it needed. Pat the face with the tail, and cause the person to sneeze..thus...somehow, dislodging the food!
 
yea but dogs aren't as funny as cats when it comes to captions. I mean come on you can't argue with that..
 
AKIRA said:
yea but dogs aren't as funny as cats when it comes to captions. I mean come on you can't argue with that..
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clearly you havent seen the pure awesomeness that is "i buy'd you a pepsi"
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okay maybe it isnt THAT awesome :(.
 
When you feed, house, and care for a dog, it looks at you and says "It must be a god! I need to worship it!"
When you feed, house, and care for a cat, it looks at you and says "I must be a god!"

Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogs
 
I saw this on the news this morning. If anyone believes the dog actually knew she was choking and then tried to perform the Heimlich maneuver needs a long self-evaluation about gullibility.
 
Qonfused said:
I saw this on the news this morning. If anyone believes the dog actually knew she was choking and then tried to perform the Heimlich maneuver needs a long self-evaluation about gullibility.
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Have you ever actually owned a dog? Smart dogs can tell when something is wrong, and they do crazy stuff when they sense that. If the dog did just want the food, pushing its owner to the floor and jumping up and down on her is a bit of an odd way to get it, especially since it was just fruit - not like we're talking about a steak or bacon or anything. Any way you cut it, she'd be dead if it was any other domestic house pet. Like a cat.
 
I fail to see the problem. She almost died by chocking on food. She obviously doesn't know how to chew, thus doesn't need to be alive.

Natural Selection.


On topic. Dogs are WAY too active for me. I want something I can pet, and cuddle with. Dogs think they have to go roll around in the mud, eat their shit, then come jump on me.

I think not.
 
Once when my family and I went to califorinia, my sister played dead in the surf of the ocean, and my dog dragged her back on to shore. he had never done this before and we had never trained him to rescue anything. Dogs are amazing animals.
 
CyberPitz said:
I fail to see the problem. She almost died by chocking on food. She obviously doesn't know how to chew, thus doesn't need to be alive.

Natural Selection.
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I loled.

If I had any room for it I'd sig it.
 
We used to have a poodle named Toby. My dad named him after the character from roots.
 
MiccyNarc said:
When you feed, house, and care for a dog, it looks at you and says "It must be a god! I need to worship it!"
When you feed, house, and care for a cat, it looks at you and says "I must be a god!"

Cats >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> dogs
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I dont know about you but I'd rather not have a pet who thinks he's on equal footing with me ...subsurvient pets ftfw ..anything else and you look like an idiot .."here kitty kitty, oh why wont you come here you stupid fuc..!!!"


/me kicks cat




disclaimer: no animals were harmed during typing of the above post
 
cats are >

If you have your cat when its a kitten still then it sort of matches its personality to yours. I would always play with my cats, get in play fights where we beat the shit out of each other (cat claws are sharp as ****) but it always knew when to play vs when to be nice. I <3 cats. I was thinking about getting one, but they are expensive, and i would have to pay some sort of pet fee to my apartment.
 
Fees to your apartment are retarded as shit, imo .
 
Yeah, I wouldnt pay it until the manager noticed. Which would probably be never. But I still gotta pay for its foodz, litter, medical shit etc. I can barely pay for myself.
 
You guys have to understand, a cat could easily perform the Heimlich on a choking victim. The question is would the cat want to, and the answer is probably no unless it really liked you or realized you were vital to its survival. Elsewise it'd probably just let you die. That's how cats are.

I've always preferred cats to dogs because of that independent attitude. I've raised a lot of cats (not a crazy cat lady amount, but a good number of them) and I always understood that personality. Maybe it's because I'm an independent person myself and I can admire that. A dog, I like dogs, but they're predisposed to work with other animals (humans included; pack mentality). A dog sees you as the alpha, its master. Call a dog and it'll come almost without fail. A cat, try calling a cat and sometimes it'll come, sometimes it'll give you this look like, "What? YOU come over to ME. Otherwise we're just gonna stay at opposite ends of the house." I had a cat once that was probably more loyal than a dog would ever be, always came to me when called and even when it wasn't called. He couldn't sleep unless he was on me or next to me, which was a great feeling because it was a cat, y'know...cats have to really love you for something like that. Otherwise they're just like, "Ah, fvck your shit, I'm over here and you're over there and just stay out of my way unless I say you can come and pet me, totally at my discretion." Dogs are like, "ATTENTION! ATTENTION! NEED ATTENTION!"
 
thats why i like cats, they have a independant personality, a dogs attention is cute, and sometimes liked, but i like a cats personality better most of the time
 
Darkside55 said:
You guys have to understand, a cat could easily perform the Heimlich on a choking victim. The question is would the cat want to, and the answer is probably no unless it really liked you or realized you were vital to its survival. Elsewise it'd probably just let you die. That's how cats are.

I've always preferred cats to dogs because of that independent attitude. I've raised a lot of cats (not a crazy cat lady amount, but a good number of them) and I always understood that personality. Maybe it's because I'm an independent person myself and I can admire that. A dog, I like dogs, but they're predisposed to work with other animals (humans included; pack mentality). A dog sees you as the alpha, its master. Call a dog and it'll come almost without fail. A cat, try calling a cat and sometimes it'll come, sometimes it'll give you this look like, "What? YOU come over to ME. Otherwise we're just gonna stay at opposite ends of the house." I had a cat once that was probably more loyal than a dog would ever be, always came to me when called and even when it wasn't called. He couldn't sleep unless he was on me or next to me, which was a great feeling because it was a cat, y'know...cats have to really love you for something like that. Otherwise they're just like, "Ah, fvck your shit, I'm over here and you're over there and just stay out of my way unless I say you can come and pet me, totally at my discretion." Dogs are like, "ATTENTION! ATTENTION! NEED ATTENTION!"
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That is prescisely why I like dogs more than cats.
 
I had a cat once. Tbh I'm glad he's dead. He was an asshole that was always up in my grill. He was never content with his steam roller either. My dog on the other hand....OH GOD WHY?!
 
JNightshade said:
Meow. :|
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Your wrong, I have 3 dogs called Basenjis (bah-sen-gee), and listen to this. They do not bark (well, mine do, because I have other dogs that bark, imitation you know? But they only bark once, then they are done, they don't sit and bark for 5 minutes straight.). They yodel, burr, and roo. It's entertaining to see them fight and yodel/roo/burr at each other. They also do it when they are happy. :) <3
 
Cats have their own day...so for that 1 reason alone cats>dogs
 
If we are talking about news storys of animals saving people, this lady was getting robbed in her house, and the cat leapt onto the guy, he flailed a bit, woman got the weapon, and he ran.

See, cats can save lives too, now stfu.
 
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