Reason #1,325,679 why Dogs are better than Cats

[CptStern]

"Man's best friend" doesn't go far enough for Buddy?a German shepherd who remembered his training and saved his owner's life by calling 911 when the man had a seizure.

On a recording of the 911 call Wednesday, Buddy is heard whimpering and barking after the dispatcher answers and repeatedly asks if the caller needs help.

"Hello, this is 911. Hello ... Can you hear me? Is there somebody there you can give the phone to," says the dispatcher, Chris Scott.

is the dispatcher talking to the dog?


http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D936M6I00&show_article=1

 

[Vegeta897]

Maybe the dispatcher thought the victim had been cursed into thinking he was a dog.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

I'm starting to agree with you after our goddamn cat woke me up 43984309483904 times last night and this morning. I'd shut her out my room and close the door and she'd just claw at the door until I woke up again. Given her obvious persistence, I'd let her fluffy ass back in the room and she'd start clawing at my face or laying on my back. The vicious cycle continued until about 9:30 when I actually had to wake up for class. Now I'm a wreck

If it were a dog he would of just given up after the first stern "NO!" and a pat to the head. Ugh.

 

[VirusType2]

Well, I guess you can teach an old dog new tricks. \

And by old dog I mean Stern. And by new tricks I mean posting feel good stories about police officers instead of '**** the police'.

 

[CptStern]

f*ck da police, no feel good stories! ...they'd all be lies anyways

 

[Qonfused]

Cats are better than dogs.

 

[Tyguy]

cats would of been eating the guy before the police even showed up

 

[Qonfused]

He was saving the owner from suffering anymore.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Cats are better than dogs.

******.

 

[VirusType2]

Cats have superior vocal range and could probably meow that shit to the dispatcher.

 

[Qonfused]

Let's all meet a happy medium.

 

[Raziaar]

The food goes in the cats mouth. The poop comes out the dogs mouth.

/stupidity and cat bias

 

[Seppo]

Agree 100% with the thread title

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

I read a story about a cat that called 911 once...

 

[Rizzo]

That reminds me of the simpsons episode when homer bought a teleporter.
Pretty funny guy.

 

[Unfocused]

Stfu. I love my dog and cat equally.

 

[Slug Advisor]

I read a story about a cat that caused 9/11 once...

Fix'd.

 

[Tyguy]

im allergic to cats, so naturally they are evil

but soft

 

[Wanted Bob]

Man, as evil as they can be, I love cats

 

[Krynn72]

I love cats when they're hyper and playful. When they're not, they suck. Dogs on the other hand, depend on their size. My cousin has a german shepherd puppy thats huge. It jumps on me every time I come over, and when its on its back legs it can lick your face. And hes obnoxious with his playfulness, and way too loud.

 

[VirusType2]

I'd like dogs a lot better if they were quiet.

 

[strafe/taco]

Cats are pure shit. They are essentially pooping furniture that you have to feed, and may scratch you

 

[Krynn72]

Furniture?

Dude, you're not supposed to sit on cats. Thats not how you use them.

 

[Qonfused]

Shit.

 

[Sheepo]

Furniture does not necessarily warrant sitting upon. He could mean more along the lines of a lamp, desk, or stool. In that case, he is correct.

 

[Qonfused]

 

[nurizeko]

If it were a dog he would of just given up after the first stern "NO!" and a pat to the head. Ugh.

Yeah, how many dogs you had?.


Dogs are smellier, messier, louder, and cause more grief, if an attention whore cat is the worst of your problems then lol.

 

[CptStern]

my dog will fight to the death to protect my family ..unless you have a lion your cat's not going to do that

 

[Tyguy]

my dog will fight to the death to protect my family ..unless you have a lion your cat's not going to do that

Ya, but can your dog rub his ass on the carpet and fart when he gets up off the couch? (everytime, )

 

[CptStern]

yes ..but not everytime, thankfully

 

[VirusType2]

I will generalize and say that Dogs are overly protective of their owners.

 

[CptStern]

you tell that to my dog ..you might want to wear something to protect your privates when you do

 

[Asknoone]

Cats are better than dogs.

This.

 

[VirusType2]

you tell that to my dog ..you might want to wear something to protect your privates when you do

This is only proving my point.

 

[CptStern]

This is only proving my point.

stern's dog: "I'll ****ing kill you and eat your corpse, dont EVEN LOOK AT ME!!!"

 

[VirusType2]

You're not winning me over to liking dogs more.

 

[CptStern]

I'm not trying to ..my dog is hungry and food is expensive ...say, would you like to come to my house? no one is home and the dog is out back ..tied up and in his dog house

 

[VirusType2]

I hear teenagers are delicious.

 

[highlander]

Snakes are better than both.


Yes, I went there.

 

[Stigmata]

Cats only poop everywhere if you're retarded and don't know how to show them a litterbox and/or the outdoors.