Red bull? pah!

short recoil said:
This is a new little concoction i have come up with, if red bull "gives you wings" this gives you ****ing rockets. :LOL:

Ingredients.

-30g pure glucose, Our bodies use this as energy.
-1g Guarana extract, Beans of a south american plant, provides caffeine.
-1g Horny goat weed extract, A plant extract that increases testosterone and sexual libido :naughty:
-1g of Siberian ginseng, a root herb that increases stammina..used by russian athletes.
-1g of Korean ginseng, bioflavanoids in this keep you alert and stimulate brain.
-1g of Ginkgo biloba, a plant that increases bloodflow and alertness.
-2g Taurine, an amino acid that gives you a feeling of wellbeing/strength and increases the effect of caffeine.
-1g Acetyl L carnitine, an amino acid that releases energy in the body, improves mental focus, has anti aging properties etc etc etc.
-5g L Glutamine, an amino acid which aids in muscle glycogen recovery.
-5g L Leucine, one of the 3 essential amino acids, the restrictive factor.
-5mg co enzyme Q10, energy release and anti aging properties.

And a load of grape juice to disolve it all into.

Colour - Dark brown/red .........like blood.
Smell - Like cleaning fluid.
Taste - ......................... words cannot describe.

It's ****ing extreme.

Anyway :cheers: i'll drink this now whilst listening to the prodigy then in 30 mins do my bicep/forearm workout and see what happens! I'll report back! (if i'm not out in the street topless attacking things)



waaay too much trouble

a few lines of nose candy will perk you better than that concoction
 
Shodan said:
?

I have some sitting in a pot in my kitchen, I remember trying to eat some once, it was awful.

Most of my posts are exaggerated, I do it for my own amusement.


table sugar is saccharose. which in case you didnt realise, is NOT glucose :)
slighlty more commonly known as sucrose, but still not glucose.

eating lots of table sugar aint good. it will dehydrate you, as your body using hydrolisis to break it down. which uses water
 
Short Recoil hasn't died - he's merely transcended our four standard dimensions by drinking that infusion. He'll be back to his non-extradimensional self soon enough.

-Angry Lawyer
 
*waits for news reports on crazed seemingly drugged demi god rampaging through england*
 
Short Recoil's like one of those bad guys on Superman who becomes obsessed with stealing other people's muscle strength.

"Argh, Acetyl L carnitine, my only weakness!"
 
Raziaar said:
LOL. how is that worthy of being sig material?

Quite easily.

But don`t worry, i change my sig ALOT.


:)
 
I have always thought you would never drink caffeine short recoil... From what I have heard, you take extra care of your body, but caffeine does not.
 
Hmmm... he hasnt reported back.
I think he died from it.
o_O
lol
 
OMFG... I want some... D:

WhiteZero said:
Hmmm... he hasnt reported back.
I think he died from it.
o_O
lol

What would y'all do if it actually did kill him? Or put him into some sort of deep coma due to the massive brain hemorrage it gave him?

*Starts Short Recoil appreciation thread*

:p

PS. He has posted today
 
Darkwolf said:
OMFG... I want some... D:

What would y'all do if it actually did kill him? Or put him into some sort of deep coma due to the massive brain hemorrage it gave him?

*Starts Short Recoil appreciation thread*

:p

PS. He has posted today

Until he posts in this thread, he will still be dead!
 
Man, if you need a jolt, just take 10-20 mg of adderall. Perks you right up :thumbs:
 
This is smoke's sig. Better than his previous one because it was said by Qonfused.
 
At least my sig changes alot and you see something new everytime, rather than the same old sig again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.
 
smoke said:
At least my sig changes alot and you see something new everytime, rather than the same old sig again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again and again.

MUAHAHA! My sig is TIMELESS!
 
Man Qonfused, that has a story behind it.

I play css in a window right, and i was browsing forums one day while dead, flying around speecing in office (40 man server, was full and about 2 mins in, bodies everywhere)

I clicked your sig, heard the music, alt tabbed back to css, and have you ever gotten lag so that all the bodies seem to jerk upwards then frame by frame float to the floor? I have... That, with that music, made me giggle till it hurt.
 
Seriously, it was random as hell, and it was so goddamn funny.
 
Lol, yep sorry for not reporting back.

This stuff is potent, had more effect than when i drank 6 red bulls whilst out clubbing, made my workout a breeze to do, got a good pump in my biceps.
Didn't make me feel ill afterwards or give me the shits or anything.
It's much better making your own sports drinks than buying them.

This tastes of shite tho.

I'll prob make another load again :)
 
short recoil said:
Lol, yep sorry for not reporting back.

This stuff is potent, had more effect than when i drank 6 red bulls whilst out clubbing, made my workout a breeze to do, got a good pump in my biceps.
Didn't make me feel ill afterwards or give me the shits or anything.
It's much better making your own sports drinks than buying them.

This tastes of shite tho.

I'll prob make another load again :)

Add some bleach into it. It'll clean out your intestines and arteries.
 
It'll put hairs on your chest. You'll be Ursulon, king of the Bear People.
 
Angry Lawyer said:
Short Recoil hasn't died - he's merely transcended our four standard dimensions by drinking that infusion. He'll be back to his non-extradimensional self soon enough.

-Angry Lawyer

truth
 
short recoil said:
Lol, yep sorry for not reporting back.

This stuff is potent, had more effect than when i drank 6 red bulls whilst out clubbing, made my workout a breeze to do, got a good pump in my biceps.
Didn't make me feel ill afterwards or give me the shits or anything.
It's much better making your own sports drinks than buying them.

This tastes of shite tho.

I'll prob make another load again :)
IT LIIIIIIIIIIIIIVES! :borg:
 
short recoil said:
Lol, yep sorry for not reporting back.

This stuff is potent, had more effect than when i drank 6 red bulls whilst out clubbing, made my workout a breeze to do, got a good pump in my biceps.
Didn't make me feel ill afterwards or give me the shits or anything.
It's much better making your own sports drinks than buying them.

This tastes of shite tho.

I'll prob make another load again :)


You could liquidise (sp?) some strawberries into it or something? :cheese:
 
Reginald said:
You could liquidise (sp?) some strawberries into it or something? :cheese:
It'd be like using a water pistol to put out an oil refinery fire.

The ginseng and HGW have really strong tastes.
 
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