Rednecks build a spider mech!

They told me Loveless is a madman, but I don't fear that.

He got mad weapons too? Ain't trying to hear that.
 
Tryin to bring down me, the champion?

When y'all clowns gon' see that it cant be done.
 
Yeah, I think that guy is more of a "nerd" than a "redneck"... and daaaaaamn, I want one!
 
The way it was moving had me thinking this was all fake at first.


It's creepy.
 
I'm beginning to see that Halflife2.net has a severe pop culture IQ deficiency. Green's the only guy who played off what I said. Most of you probably didn't even get it, and it was grade S comedy.

Grade S. If I could somehow dip that letter in gold and sparkles and make it show up on your monitor, I would.
 
Well, the youtube page where I saw it said rednecks, I just passed the impression on.
 
It will confuse the giant spiders hyped up on nuclear crickets.

eightlegs3.jpg


(A cyber-cookie for anybody that can guess my reference.)
 
Darkside55 said:
I'm beginning to see that Halflife2.net has a severe pop culture IQ deficiency. Green's the only guy who played off what I said. Most of you probably didn't even get it, and it was grade S comedy.

Grade S. If I could somehow dip that letter in gold and sparkles and make it show up on your monitor, I would.
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I have not been on Halflife2.net for long, but by the simple fact that none of you got what we were doing, well that just makes me sad.
 
BowSniper said:
It will confuse the giant spiders hyped up on nuclear crickets.

eightlegs3.jpg


(A cyber-cookie for anybody that can guess my reference.)
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GET BACK, YOU EIGHT-LEGGED FREAKS! :D

/me scrolls the window so parts of the spider in that photo are blocked and thus cannot escape from the monitor
 
Eight Legged Freaks, Warner Bros., 2002

Starring David Arquette and Kari Wuhrer, directed by Ellory Elkayem, nominated for Best Horror Film 2003 Saturn Award

And I saw that edit, Willie! :p
 
That movie was scary garbage (horrible plot/story, but the spiders scared me shitless.)

Darkside-4 cyber cookies for not only knowing my reference, but also seeing the movie and seeing my image even though you have arachnophobia.
full-chocolate-chip-cookies.jpg
 
I will share my cookies with you, Green, and Que. Willie gets one chocolate chip, BUT ONLY ONE!
 
Tampon beats cookies! Ha!


But wait...misplaced semen beats tampon which beats vagina! D:
 
Darkside55 said:
I'm beginning to see that Halflife2.net has a severe pop culture IQ deficiency. Green's the only guy who played off what I said. Most of you probably didn't even get it, and it was grade S comedy.
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American pop culture is horrible. So bad, in fact, that turning on my TV makes me feel less intelligent.
 
First, that isn't a good save. You can't say, "Oh, I didn't know about that because American pop culture is stupid." You're not fooling anyone; you didn't know because YA DIDN'T KNOW, regardless of whether it's stupid or not. And FYI, don't talk shit about the wicky-wicky-wild, wicky-wicky-Wild Wild West.

Secondly, you're on the internet. Claiming that you don't watch something because it makes you feel less intelligent, and then posting on a forum where we post things like pictures of cats who say, "Can I has cheezburger?" threads on which hand you wipe your ass with, and where our favorite buzzword is "rape," yeah, you're not exactly solidifying your previous assertion, kiddo. ;)

But I ain't mad at ya. You're just not fooling anybody. Also cut the "Amerikka sux" crap.
 
Darkside55 said:
First, that isn't a good save. You can't say, "Oh, I didn't know about that because American pop culture is stupid." You're not fooling anyone; you didn't know because YA DIDN'T KNOW, regardless of whether it's stupid or not. And FYI, don't talk shit about the wicky-wicky-wild, wicky-wicky-Wild Wild West.

Secondly, you're on the internet. Claiming that you don't watch something because it makes you feel less intelligent, and then posting on a forum where we post things like pictures of cats who say, "Can I has cheezburger?" threads on which hand you wipe your ass with, and where our favorite buzzword is "rape," yeah, you're not exactly solidifying your previous assertion, kiddo. ;)

But I ain't mad at ya. You're just not fooling anybody. Also cut the "Amerikka sux" crap.
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Hoorah
 
Sedako said:
American pop culture is horrible. So bad, in fact, that turning on my TV makes me feel less intelligent.
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As much as I hate the US pop culture, there are some pluses
besides the fact that there are WAAAAAAAAAAYYYY too many Dancing and singing shows...


(The Americans on HL2.net are probably the smartest Americans in America.)
 
Yeah can the dancing and singing shows GTFO of my local TV? I want to tear my eyes and ears out every time someone is watching one in the lounge room.
 
Darkside55 said:
First, that isn't a good save. You can't say, "Oh, I didn't know about that because American pop culture is stupid." You're not fooling anyone; you didn't know because YA DIDN'T KNOW, regardless of whether it's stupid or not. And FYI, don't talk shit about the wicky-wicky-wild, wicky-wicky-Wild Wild West.

Secondly, you're on the internet. Claiming that you don't watch something because it makes you feel less intelligent, and then posting on a forum where we post things like pictures of cats who say, "Can I has cheezburger?" threads on which hand you wipe your ass with, and where our favorite buzzword is "rape," yeah, you're not exactly solidifying your previous assertion, kiddo. ;)

But I ain't mad at ya. You're just not fooling anybody. Also cut the "Amerikka sux" crap.
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I'm not trying to fool anyone. I was stating my reason for not knowing what the hell you guys were talking about. I will openly admit that I lack the extensive knowledge about modern pop culture that is oh so important to you. Do I care that I'm out of the loop? Hell no! I'll say it again: American pop culture is H-O-R-R-I-B-L-E.

As far as your statement about the internet; unlike you, I frequent websites that do more than throw hordes of memes in my face all day.
 
But you're on THIS website. I wasn't talking about any other website but this website. This forum's stupider by eight times more than the site you're referring to, I guarantee. You've been to the image dump, you know what I say is true.

Also don't get mad, I'm just ribbing you. Don't get mad, I see you getting mad, why're you getting so mad, stop being mad, Sedako, I'm not trying to make you mad, you don't have to be mad, stop being so mad.
 
Darkside55 said:
I wasn't talking about any other website but this website.
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Darkside55 said:
Secondly, you're on the internet.
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I'm not mad. Far from it, in fact. Just don't ever call me "kiddo" again YOU LUSCIOUS PIECE OF ASS.
 
Darkside55 said:
I'm beginning to see that Halflife2.net has a severe pop culture IQ deficiency. Green's the only guy who played off what I said. Most of you probably didn't even get it, and it was grade S comedy.

Grade S. If I could somehow dip that letter in gold and sparkles and make it show up on your monitor, I would.
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BAH! I totally skipped over your first post.

Wiki wiki wile wile.

Wiki wile wild west.
 
Holy Shit. That thing's just awesome. Space pirates, mechno-cowboys and giant insects, here I come.

Edit: I repeat,

Holy SHIT!
 
Druckles said:
Holy Shit. That thing's just awesome. Space pirates, mechno-cowboys and giant insects, here I come.

Edit: I repeat,

Holy SHIT!
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Hahah, I read the whole thread and then I got to this post and was like "wtf is he talking about?"

Then I remembered that this thread actually had a topic in the beginning.
 
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