Report: Poor People Pretty Much F*cked

[CptStern]

According to the results of an intensive two-year study, Americans living below the poverty line are "pretty much f*cked," Center for Social and Economic Research executive director Jameson Park announced Monday.

"Not only are the down-and-out f*cked, but the number of down-and-out f*cks is growing," Park said. "Conditions of disadvantage are often passed from one generation to the next, making it especially difficult for young people to emerge from the cycle of poverty."

"Man, my heart goes out to those poor f*ckers," Park added.

http://www.theonion.com/articles/report-poor-people-pretty-much-****ed,1025/

Spoiler

if not for the word **** this doesnt read all that much like satire

 

[<RJMC>]

well you shouldnt be glad?

more rednecks to make fun of!

 

[CptStern]

well you shouldnt be glad?

more rednecks to make fun of!

dont forget the immigrints whit the illegal countries that are not aloud to be hear

 

[<RJMC>]

dont forget the immigrints whit the illegal countries that are not aloud to be hear

I dont think they are considered as part of the usa population

 

[Eejit]

dont forget the immigrints whit the illegal countries that are not aloud to be hear

hey tahts mean dont be like taht

 

[CptStern]

goddam greenbacks need to go home!!!

 

[YROC]

Being poor sucks ass. I know all about that.

 

[Raziaar]

I read this as Poor Pretty People.

Damn...

 

[Krynn72]

Being poor is already synonymous with being ****ed. Is this a surprise to anybody?

 

[kineaesth]

Every so often The Onion completely runs out of ideas and just does a story where they swear a bunch. And those are my favourite Onion stories.

 

[The Monkey]

It's seven years old.

 

[CptStern]

It's seven years old.

shhh I was hoping none of you dummkopfs would notice

also with the economy being as it is it's more relevant than ever

 

[Raziaar]

shhh I was hoping none of you dummkopfs would notice

also with the economy being as it is it's more relevant than ever

We always notice when you post old stuff... you senile old man, forgetting that.

 

[YROC]

Alzheimers already setting in.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

Every so often The Onion completely runs out of ideas and just does a story where they swear a bunch. And those are my favourite Onion stories.

Mine as well. The bro one, for instance. Same comedic principals as the exaggerated adverts, love it.