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My friends were being extremely retarded today. We we're talking about HDTV's and which consoles can be connected up to them.
All my friends seem convinced that apparently the HDMI cable will "Improve the graphics".
I try to argue back by obviously saying it only improved the picture, but they seemed convinced that it made the graphic's "much better".
I try to argue back that a HDMI cable only gives the picture to the tv and does not contain any graphics enhancing peripherals, but it was one against three. Does this ever happen to you?
 
yeah, I know how it is. So annoying.

Well let them believe that the HDMI cable improves the graphics, that santa exists and that there are fairies hiding in their bathrooms.
 
Fairies are hiding in my bathroom!??
*Runs in with pants down*
 
taviow said:
that santa exists
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yes...let them believe that...

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My brother has a retarded friend. Well, he's not retarded. He's autistic, or has asperger's. I don't remember which. Maybe both. Anyway, he gets obsessive over things. It'll be all he'll talk about for months on end, and then he'll suddenly switch to something else. He used to have this oscar the grouch sweater. Then, he wanted to be a garbage man. Then it was televisions. Not shows, but like, actual TV sets. Nowadays it's hip hop, which is just really unfortunate. Anyways-
He used to think I was really cool, because I'm in a band and he thinks I'm a "rock star". He'd always bug me about my guitars, and things like that. One day he's playing outside at my house (his mom always leaves him over here. I can understand why- he's perhaps the most annoying person I've ever met.) and he scratches his foot somehow. It's not even bleeding, it's a tiny pink line on top of his foot, and he's whining about how he needs a bandage. I tell him no, he doesn't need one. He whines and cries for ten minutes about how he needs a bandage and how I'm such a jerk because I won't give him one. (he's eleven, by the way. My brother is eight. I'll try not to make many comparisons between their intellect, because my brother acts like a four year old anyway) I explain to him about bandages. How they hold wounds closed so they can heal faster, but they keep air from reaching the cut so they don't heal as fast as they would without one. I explain how his skin isn't even open, and a band-aid would be completely useless. I explain his scratch is extremely minor, and will go away by the time his mom gets home. He seems to get the message and stops bothering me for a while, but later he starts going off again about how I'm mean and he hates me.
His mom gets home, and of course he tells on me, like I did some kind of crime. His mom tells him he's being stupid. He goes home angry. This was about a year ago, and he's hated me since. It might be why he likes hip hop now, because every time I see him he spouts this stupid shit about how nobody likes rock n' roll, and they make no money, and... whatever. I don't care, He's ****ing retarded. I'd just be happier if I never had to deal with him again. But that's not going to happen any time soon.
 
lefty said:
My brother has a retarded friend. Well, he's not retarded. He's autistic, or has asperger's. I don't remember which. Maybe both. Anyway, he gets obsessive over things. It'll be all he'll talk about for months on end, and then he'll suddenly switch to something else. He used to have this oscar the grouch sweater. Then, he wanted to be a garbage man. Then it was televisions. Not shows, but like, actual TV sets. Nowadays it's hip hop, which is just really unfortunate. Anyways-
He used to think I was really cool, because I'm in a band and he thinks I'm a "rock star". He'd always bug me about my guitars, and things like that. One day he's playing outside at my house (his mom always leaves him over here. I can understand why- he's perhaps the most annoying person I've ever met.) and he scratches his foot somehow. It's not even bleeding, it's a tiny pink line on top of his foot, and he's whining about how he needs a bandage. I tell him no, he doesn't need one. He whines and cries for ten minutes about how he needs a bandage and how I'm such a jerk because I won't give him one. (he's eleven, by the way. My brother is eight. I'll try not to make many comparisons between their intellect, because my brother acts like a four year old anyway) I explain to him about bandages. How they hold wounds closed so they can heal faster, but they keep air from reaching the cut so they don't heal as fast as they would without one. I explain how his skin isn't even open, and a band-aid would be completely useless. I explain his scratch is extremely minor, and will go away by the time his mom gets home. He seems to get the message and stops bothering me for a while, but later he starts going off again about how I'm mean and he hates me.
His mom gets home, and of course he tells on me, like I did some kind of crime. His mom tells him he's being stupid. He goes home angry. This was about a year ago, and he's hated me since. It might be why he likes hip hop now, because every time I see him he spouts this stupid shit about how nobody likes rock n' roll, and they make no money, and... whatever. I don't care, He's ****ing retarded. I'd just be happier if I never had to deal with him again. But that's not going to happen any time soon.
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Obviously a social reject if he can't find his friends his own age. He probably couldn't survive in a real "hood" anyway.
 
lefty said:
My brother has a retarded friend. Well, he's not retarded. He's autistic, or has asperger's. I don't remember which. Maybe both. Anyway, he gets obsessive over things. It'll be all he'll talk about for months on end, and then he'll suddenly switch to something else. He used to have this oscar the grouch sweater. Then, he wanted to be a garbage man. Then it was televisions. Not shows, but like, actual TV sets. Nowadays it's hip hop, which is just really unfortunate. Anyways-
He used to think I was really cool, because I'm in a band and he thinks I'm a "rock star". He'd always bug me about my guitars, and things like that. One day he's playing outside at my house (his mom always leaves him over here. I can understand why- he's perhaps the most annoying person I've ever met.) and he scratches his foot somehow. It's not even bleeding, it's a tiny pink line on top of his foot, and he's whining about how he needs a bandage. I tell him no, he doesn't need one. He whines and cries for ten minutes about how he needs a bandage and how I'm such a jerk because I won't give him one. (he's eleven, by the way. My brother is eight. I'll try not to make many comparisons between their intellect, because my brother acts like a four year old anyway) I explain to him about bandages. How they hold wounds closed so they can heal faster, but they keep air from reaching the cut so they don't heal as fast as they would without one. I explain how his skin isn't even open, and a band-aid would be completely useless. I explain his scratch is extremely minor, and will go away by the time his mom gets home. He seems to get the message and stops bothering me for a while, but later he starts going off again about how I'm mean and he hates me.
His mom gets home, and of course he tells on me, like I did some kind of crime. His mom tells him he's being stupid. He goes home angry. This was about a year ago, and he's hated me since. It might be why he likes hip hop now, because every time I see him he spouts this stupid shit about how nobody likes rock n' roll, and they make no money, and... whatever. I don't care, He's ****ing retarded. I'd just be happier if I never had to deal with him again. But that's not going to happen any time soon.
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Says the man named lefty who has an avatar of a right hand.
 
I did it on purpose. Besides, I couldn't leave righty entirely out of the picture.
 
sounds like assburgers to me. even if he's a douchebag don't judge him too harshly for it, he lacks social understanding. just avoid him and humor him if you can when he's around. and get him a somethingawful account so he can hang with all the other aspergers people.
 
Ennui said:
sounds like assburgers to me. even if he's a douchebag don't judge him too harshly for it, he lacks social understanding. just avoid him and humor him if you can when he's around. and get him a somethingawful account so he can hang with all the other aspergers people.
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I basically ignore him when he talks, and just try to calmly correct him when he acts in some incorrect way, it usually works alright. I don't know if he'll appreciate the internet, though, probably not enough gangstas.
 
lefty said:
I basically ignore him when he talks, and just try to calmly correct him when he acts in some incorrect way, it usually works alright. I don't know if he'll appreciate the internet, though, probably not enough gangstas.
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you wrong..... nigga
 
get out ma face get out ma face get out ma face get out ma face get out ma face get out ma face get out ma face get out ma face
 
I don't understand anything the OP is talking about. HDMI? Kids and your fancy technical terms and arguments about HDTV's.

Pish Posh, Billy Bosh.
 
dont play me like dat fool i be trippin all round yo house wif yo momma rollin in bed like she want more o wut i got in ma pants n i aint talkin bout no gun but i do got one so u beta step off or ima cap yo ass foo so step off and get out ma grill nigga
 
I'm a member of this site called halflife2.net, and boy are those guys retarded.

I mean, uh, hi.
 
Don't know what this thread is about, but I can safely say most all of my friends are either idiots or act the part. Retarded and friends goes together naturally
 
lemme ask you this.. at the end of the day who has the best HDTV?
 
Well it does make it look better... which is like... better graphics... picture... graphic... s... pic... ture...

I think I might be retarded.
 
I hate it when Friends try to argue with you and they fully believe they are right and they aren't prepared to accept another opinion, even if they later find it is fact. I hate that :flame:
 
Stigmata said:
dont play me like dat fool i be trippin all round yo house wif yo momma rollin in bed like she want more o wut i got in ma pants n i aint talkin bout no gun but i do got one so u beta step off or ima cap yo ass foo so step off and get out ma grill nigga
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don't you be trippin' dawg!
 
Just beware you do not reach the thread closure threshhold where all your ghetto slang automatically summons Pi, or something.
 
word up mothaf***ers, yesterday my roommate was straight trippin', tellin me I'm usin too much a the power cuz a ma 32 inch lcd t-vizzle. "cuz," he said, "you see, lcds use more power because they cram more picture into a smaller space, releasing more energy."

...sigh
 
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