Retarded quotes

[MarcoPollo]

This is the thread to post good retarded quotes...A good place to find dumb quotes is the n00b forums.

 

[Jack_Karverboy]

My dad: "What internet are you on?"

I think he was kidding

 

[Ikerous]

Mother: I believe in ghosts more than i do dinosaurs

Me: I'd vote green
Mother: There werent any green ballots...
Me: The green party...
Mother: Theres a green party...?

 

[Letters]

I'd use pot every single day (With a vaporizor though so i wont get cancer).
I'd never not be stoned.
Man, thatd be nice

. .

 

[beam]

Im not a praying man, but if your up there.........please save me Superman!

Homer J. Simpson

 

[CyberSh33p]

gloglebag

. . .

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

finally a thread I specialize me, anyone care to peer into my profile

 

[lePobz]

Half-Life 2 will ship on September 30th 2003

what a retard.

 

[qckbeam]

. . .

How dare you...how ****ing dare you

 

[MarcoPollo]

No gloglebags pleez

 

[CyberSh33p]

No gloglebags pleez

**** you!

 

[LittleB]

wtf is a gloglebag

 

[Ikerous]

wtf is a gloglebag

wtf isn't a gloglebag?

 

[CyberSh33p]

seriously, littleB went through some kind of trauma during the tim ehere and became someone else

no, seriously, I want this shit invesitgated, stat

 

[MarcoPollo]

CYB3RSH33P !!!!! Im gonna turn u into cyber mutton (even though mutton is lamb hahahha)

 

[Sieg]

Yum......lamb......

 

[Ikerous]

I'd eat cyber.

Then again i eat cat :-/

 

[MarcoPollo]

More Retarded Quotes Pleez

 

[CyberSh33p]

No gloglebags pleez

see? finding retarded quotes ain't hard

 

[CyberSh33p]

This is the thread to post good retarded quotes...A good place to find dumb quotes is the n00b forums.

offtopic is also a good place to find dumb quotes, as evidenced here

 

[MarcoPollo]

Wow...ur hilarious...u should write for leno!

 

[Pi Mu Rho]

Spammy. Closed.