Riddle me this

today is one day ago tomorrow...so...
yesterday tomorrow?
 
today isn't yesterday becase yesterday was two days ago. So today is tomorrow.
 
The answer is today.

kirovman said:
A woman has two children, and a murderer tells she has to choose which one dies. Which one does she choose?
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LOL, best one yet.

CptStern said:
zen buddhism...
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How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? :) (more like a joke, but whatever)

Riddle (oldie but a goodie): A cowboy rides into town on Friday, then three days later he rides out of town on Friday. How be this possible?
 
A Zen Buddhist would be more likely to give the light bulb away.

Horses name be Friday.
 
Bad^Hat said:
The answer is today.


LOL, best one yet.


How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? :) (more like a joke, but whatever)

Riddle (oldie but a goodie): A cowboy rides into town on Friday, then three days later he rides out of town on Friday. How be this possible?
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It was a great old-school Family Guy bit :D

Friday is his horse.
 
You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. A solid room. The only things in this room are a mirror and a table. How do you escape?

















*Answer*

You look in the mirror you see what you "saw", you "saw" the table in half, two halfs make a "hole", you climb out of the hole and escape!
 
Dog-- said:
You are stuck in a room with no windows or doors. A solid room. The only things in this room are a mirror and a table. How do you escape?

















*Answer*

You look in the mirror you see what you "saw", you "saw" the table in half, two halfs make a "hole", you climb out of the hole and escape!
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I hate that one, it's retarded :/

How many freudians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?


two; one two screw it in, and the other to hold the penis.








Ladder! I meant ladder. D:
 
Que-Ever said:
I hate that one, it's retarded :/
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NO! Your Retarded!!

*cowers in corner and starts crying*
 
MTG_Maro said:
If yesterday is 2 days ago tomorrow, what will today be, tomorrow, or yesterday?
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Bad^Hat said:
The answer is today.
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But the only options are tommorow or yesterday...

:(

And I combined them! Yesterday Tomorrow, which is the same as Today.
 
im not racist but....


How many Ukranians does it take to screw a light bulb?

back to the topic


Take away my second letter and I am unchanged;
Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged!

What am I?
 
What should you do when an idiot throws a pin at you?

Ans: Run like hell - he's got a grenade in his mouth.

***

When do idiots hold their hands tightly over their ears?

Ans: When they try to hold on to a thought.
 
What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters?

*Answer* Queue
 
hneaz said:
Take away my second letter and I am unchanged;
Take away all my remaining letters and I am still unchanged!

What am I?
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Unchanged D:?
 
Chances are if you just look up, there is already a moon at the top of most ladders. xD
 
_Z_Ryuken said:
How many :| does it take to :laugh: the :dozey: ?
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3.

I got a harder one: How many :borg: does it take to make :dork: into :smoking:
 
If you combine :borg: with :dork: you'll be cool, just like :smoking:

Cyborgs are always cool
 
Especially nerd cyborgs with big glasses and buck teeth!
 
Damn Straight!


lol, thread officially de-railed.. We turned riddles into how cool nerd cyborgs are..
 
I don't think I ever got an official answer on that yesterday tomorrow one :( Was really wondering what the answer was...
 
Yeaahh...

To answer my joke from earlier -

How many Zen Buddhists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two - one to screw it in, and one not to screw it in.
 
1.How many forum members does it take to screw a lightbulb,
Ans:At least the one with the lightbulb
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2. How many days does it take for a fat ass to lose weight?
Ans:Go try it yourself bud...
 
:D You win! Have a cookie.

Well riddle this bitch! What's in my avatar?
 
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How many Ukranians does it take to screw a light bulb?
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One- Ukranians will screw anything.
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no, you are wrong. the answer is zero, because Ukranians glow in the dark (Chenobyl accident like) :)
 
hneaz said:
no, you are wrong. the answer is zero, because Ukranians glow in the dark (Chenobyl accident like) :)
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Are you Ukrainian? No, Then STFU n00B :p:p (not that i am...)
 
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