Riddles!

jabberwock95 said:
Mine:

1. What goes up a drainpipe down but wont go down a drainpipe up? (No Googling :))


2. A man lies in the middle of the desert. Next to him is a package. It has never been opened, but it is the cause of his death. What is in it? (easy :))


3. 50 people lie dead in a cabin in the woods. They did not die of natural causes, they were not murdered and they all died at the same time. How do you explain this?
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There was a gass leek and 1 of them lit a fag and BOOM HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
 
ríomhaire said:
There was a gass leek and 1 of them lit a fag and BOOM HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!
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Nope. :E

I will add that no-one in the cabin is responsible for their deaths.
 
jabberwock95 said:
Mine:

1. What goes up a drainpipe down but wont go down a drainpipe up? (No Googling :))


2. A man lies in the middle of the desert. Next to him is a package. It has never been opened, but it is the cause of his death. What is in it? (easy :))


3. 50 people lie dead in a cabin in the woods. They did not die of natural causes, they were not murdered and they all died at the same time. How do you explain this?
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1. Umbrella?
2. I've heard this before, but I can't remember what it is, so I'm going off on one and say it's an organ he needs for a transplant :burp:
3. Mass suicide? Accidental fire?
 
Murray_H said:
1. Umbrella?
2. I've heard this before, but I can't remember what it is, so I'm going off on one and say it's an organ he needs for a transplant :burp:
3. Mass suicide? Accidental fire?
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1. Correct!! :cheers:

2. Close, but no cigar.

3. Nope.
 
2. Something very heavy?
3. An avalanche?

Edit - I think Murrays got the second one. Bastage.
 
Murray_H said:
2. His parachute?
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Yep.

As for the cabin one...couldn't there be like a million possibilities?

Earthquake, flood, meteor, Earth is destroyed...any act of god
 
Correct Murray!

I'll give you a big clue on the 'cabin in the woods' one. When someone arrives on the scene, they immediately know the people were killed by a fall.
 
I do not believe that so many of you have not heard the cabin riddle.

Airplane.
 
Congratulation Shens!

Another:

The person who makes it doesnt need it.
The person who buys it doesnt want it.
The person who uses it doesnt know about it.
What is it?
 
Qwert93 said:
1. Jenn picked a book.It says 'How to jog'. She took the book and opened it, but in the book, there was nothing to do with jogging. Explain. (This one's tough!)
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The book is part of a set of Encyclopedias dealing with HOW to JOG.
I heard it before... :E
 
jabberwock95 said:
Congratulation Shens!

Another:

The person who makes it doesnt need it.
The person who buys it doesnt want it.
The person who uses it doesnt know about it.
What is it?
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a coffin
edit: Here's another riddle
Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.
What am I?
 
Deleter said:
a coffin
edit: Here's another riddle
Two words, my answer is only two words.
To keep me, you must give me.
What am I?
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My word?
 
wait wait, if it's an encyclopedia from HOW to JOG, shouldn't it have an article about jogging in there? Thus having something to do with jogging
 
yea, there are some pretty dumb riddles. Plus, over the internet is no fun, because google > riddles
 
to the sister killer one

the man she fell in love with was the priest, so she killed her sister so she could see him again.
 
@Qwert93 , yep either
My word
Or the answer I had was
Your Word
so, yeah you go it right
 
Deleter said:
a coffin
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Correct!

1. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

2. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

3. He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?

4. How far can a wolf run into a wood?

5. There is a bear in a cave 10 meters from the entrance. Every day the bear walks half the distance. When does the bear get out of the cave?
 
jabberwock95 said:
Correct!

1. What comes once in a minute, twice in a moment, but never in a thousand years?

2. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?

3. He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?

4. How far can a wolf run into a wood?

5. There is a bear in a cave 10 meters from the entrance. Every day the bear walks half the distance. When does the bear get out of the cave?
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1.
The letter M.

3.
AIDS????

5.
3 days? (2 days for getting to the entrance, 3 days to get out)
 
jabberwock95 said:
Correct!

3. He who has it doesn't tell it. He who takes it doesn't know it. He who knows it doesn't want it. What is it?

4. How far can a wolf run into a wood?

5. There is a bear in a cave 10 meters from the entrance. Every day the bear walks half the distance. When does the bear get out of the cave?
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3.
An STD?

4.
Never, if you keep halving it the number gets smaller but will never reach zero.

5.
Run into a wood...as into a tree? Well not very far.
 
Doesn't "half the distance" mean that the bear walks 10/2 meters per day?
 
Half the distance....so
10/2 = 5
5/2 = 2.5
2.5/2 = 1.25
1.25/2 = .75
and so on. So the bear will never reach the end of the cave, only come closer and closer.
 
Well, so it's
each day the bear walks half the distance from the previous day

The way it was said could have been taken differently. I though it was a tricky one.
 
jabberwock95 said:
Congratulation Shens!

Another:

The person who makes it doesnt need it.
The person who buys it doesnt want it.
The person who uses it doesnt know about it.
What is it?
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that person is donald trump
 
AntiAnto said:
1.
The letter M.
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Correct.

Glirk Dient said:
5.
Never, if you keep halving it the number gets smaller but will never reach zero.
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Correct.

And by 'a wood' I mean as in a forest.


The answer to 3 is nothing to do with an STD, and no-one has got 2 yet.
 
jabberwock95 said:
Correct.


Correct.

And by 'a wood' I mean as in a forest.


The answer to 3 is nothing to do with an STD, and no-one has got 2 yet.
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is #2 AIDs?

Oh damn, that's right, you said it's not an STD...my bad, I'm not good at riddles.
 
He who has it doesn't tell it.
He who takes it doesn't know it.
He who knows it doesn't want it.
What is it?
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Some people would tell others they had an STD. And gramatically, you dont 'take' an STD, you get it. The answer is something you 'take'.

So, no more people suggesting an STD! Thank you. :E
 
2. The more you take, the more you leave behind. What are they?
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footsteps?

4. How far can a wolf run into a wood?
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Only halfway into the woods, or else he'll start to get closer to the other side.
 
Tada, the answer to:

He who has it doesn't tell it.
He who takes it doesn't know it.
He who knows it doesn't want it.
What is it?

is officially:

Counterfeit money.
 
I tried to play it but realized I didn't know how. I tried to read the rules but they aren't in english.
 
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