Riiiidge Racer!!!

That was lame. D:

It's RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACER!
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEERTAYHsajuIPL:khpoFYOIUTfdgsHDSdumbdumbstupidyesretardmaybeHFSHDSAG&SEif
 
lmao... $599 $599 $599 $599, what a ripoff.

Riiiiidge Racer!
 
...Based on actual battles in Acient Japanese history...

...And theres this giant enemy crab... xD

RIIIIIDGE RAACEEEERR
 
599 US DOLLARS 599 US DOLLARS 599 US DOLLARS Giant Enemy Crab 599 599 599 US DOLLARS Its Ridge Racer! RIIIIDGE RACER!

:LOL:
 
Riiiiiiiiiiidge Raaceeeeerrrrr?

Ya! Riiiiiiiiiiidge Raaceeeeerrrrr!
 
best part:

"the stages of the game will be based on massive battles which actually took place in ancient japan."
5 seconds later:
"so here's this giant enemy crab, and you have to attack its weak point for massive damage."

:LOL:
 
And then the honorable Hsu general slew the evil gian Wei crab.

Oh wait, that China. DAMN it.
 
HAhaha I was laughing at Sony in REAL-TIME!

This game is based on actual Japan history. So here is this giant evil crab. Watch how I attack its weak point for MASSIVE DAMAGE. RIdge RACER! Now you can play the original playstation 1 ridge racer! Wohooo!
 
They fought giant crabs in ancient Japan? Wow the world has become dull in the past few centuries.
 
The PS3 is $650 over here according to teh televisi0rnz0rz :|

But still, that's a pretty funny video.
 
Hahahahahahahahaha, best laugh I've had in days :D
 
I've been walking around saying "It's Ridge Racer! Riiidge Racer!" all day when nobody is around D: Funniest thing of the week.
 
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