<RJMC> stupid people news of the day: changing a tyre using a gun may be dangerous

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http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7091904.stm

A US man has injured himself in both legs after attempting to loosen a stiff wheel-nut by blasting it with his gun.
Shooting at the wheel from arm's length with his 12-gauge shotgun, he was peppered with buckshot and debris.

The man - who police say was on his own and not intoxicated - was taken to hospital with severe, but not life-threatening, injuries.
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I guess guns should be used only to shoot people

"hmmm...this shower dont give cold water, maybe if I shoot at the valve whit my .44..."
"oh dam this kitchen electronic ON sistem dont work, maybe if I shoot it whit my 12gauge winchester..."
"the baby booster seat dont fit into the car whit billy on it,maybe if I shoot whit my husband SPAS12.."
 
I wonder if I can tighten my bedroom doorknob with that technique.

<runs to fetch a gun>
 
Oh dear. I see a simpsons parody coming up
 
I understand the concept and probably what he was thinking (hitting it at the right angle), but he's still retarded for not thinking of ricochet.
 
Azner said:
Oh dear. I see a simpsons parody coming up
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RJMC's comment made it 5x funnier.
 
Azner said:
Oh dear. I see a simpsons parody coming up
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there is a episode where homer try to get customers to a bowling club

and after "reading" books and such he realise something and them he stand shooting a gun infront of the club yelling "bowling bowling"

I cant find it on youtube, there is tons of clips of some dumb family guy moment but a clip like that nooo, stupid pop fashion
 
ok this story begs for someone to say

"only in america"

I mean really
 
Can't remember where... but I've seen this already today... weird...

Edit: And "Only in America"

Just because CptS said it :p
 
They can be frustrating, but I find it works best if you use a long lug wrench, and jump on it ...
 
<RJMC> said:
I guess guns should be used only to shoot people
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Indeed. If you can't use someting to change the tyres in your car, the best use for it must shooting another person in the face.

<RJMC> said:
"hmmm...this shower dont give cold water, maybe if I shoot at the valve whit my .44..."
"oh dam this kitchen electronic ON sistem dont work, maybe if I shoot it whit my 12gauge winchester..."
"the baby booster seat dont fit into the car whit billy on it,maybe if I shoot whit my husband SPAS12.."
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The knowledge of weapons you just demonstrated in that humorous imaginary conversation actually scares me.
 
Seppo said:
Indeed. If you can't use someting to change the tyres in your car, the best use for it must shooting another person in the face.
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And steal his tire iron.
 
I once chopped down a telephone pole using nothing but a bolt action rifle.
 
I swear, if this man was from the south...
*EDIT* damn, Washington? I guess the daddy/daughter marriages have moved up north! WATCH OUT, CANADA!
 
<RJMC> said:
"hmmm...this shower dont give cold water, maybe if I shoot at the valve whit my .44..."
"oh dam this kitchen electronic ON sistem dont work, maybe if I shoot it whit my 12gauge winchester..."
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These would probably both work in a Shooter game.
 
I think in this case it is true ..but the "only in america" thingy isnt always true ..but bubba using a shotgun to change his tire? "only in america"
 
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