Rock songs everybody hates

[Bad^Hat]

Time for some ORIGINAL CONTENT (tm).

Inspired by some other completely unrelated topic, this thread is all about finding one (or more) rock songs that shouldn't be on anyone's playlist, ever.

Some ground rules:

1) It has to rock, in some semblence of the word. Ie - no saying "Mariah Carey" or "Puff Daddy" and calling it a day. Also, it must be atleast fairly well-known, so that a good amount of people can offer judgement.

2) Obviously, everyone must hate it. If anyone comes forward saying that they like or even mildly enjoy a song that's been posted, that song is immediately disqualified. No re-posting on the grounds of "but it sucks!"

3) Don't be a wuss. If you like, enjoy, or even find catchy any song that has been posted, speak up. This isn't about finding a song that's "pretty bad", it's about finding the worst, most meritless, unlistenable pieces of garbage ever released, so there must be a consensus.
3a) No excessive piss-taking of people cited in rule 3. Everyone's entitled to their own preferences.

4) One suggestion per poster at any given time, PLEASE. This should be a universal rule of the music boards tbh, but it's not, so try and show a little self-restraint.


Go nuts!

 

[Dynasty]

Starship - We Built This City

...????

 

[mastag]

Final Countdown makes me want to kick puppies.

 

[Kula Meenur]

indeed good sir

 

[Cormeh]

Excellent. Europe have been nailed only three posts in. I agree, Final Countdown sucks balls.

So does 80's hair.

 

[Pulse]

Ozzy & Kelly Osbourne - Changes

*vomits*

 

[knut]

Yeah, Final Countdown.

But goddamnit do I want to say something Iron Maiden or Black Sabbath. But I know they're liked somewhat by at least a few* over here, so I can't.


*You poor, poor people.

 

[Bad^Hat]

"We Built This City" isn't completely awful in small doses. It's pretty catchy at the least.

I wanna say Final Countdown is catchy aswell, but it's bad catchy. Seconded on the puppy kicking.

 

[Dalamari]

The Butthole Surfers - American Woman

 

[The Monkey]

Any metal stuff.

 

[Keane]

The Final Countdown kicks ass

Any metal stuff.

lol

 

[-Psy-]

You're all wrong.

James Blunt - Your Beautiful :|

 

[Reginald]

Majority of Guns & Roses.

 

[DreamThrall]

The Final Countdown is saved by the fact that its featured in Arrested Development.

 

[ComradeBadger]

Linkin Park - Crawling

Let's not kid ourselves

 

[MorganFreeman911]

You're all wrong.

James Blunt - Your Beautiful :|

YOH BEAUTIFUUUUUL!
YOH BEAUTIFULLLL!
YOH BEAUTIFULLL IIIIIITTTTS TRRUEEEE!!!!!!!!


Oh dear I hate that song. Good for a laugh or two though whenever it comes on to the radio.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Green Day - Holiday

 

[Bad^Hat]

Linkin Park - Crawling

Let's not kid ourselves

Hmm... normally I'd try and stick up for LP, but that song would be the exception to the rule, if there was one.

Green Day - Holiday

I like it!

It's fun to drum along to

 

[Muffin Man]

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jeu4EMgqjwc[/youtube]

 

[soulslicer]

what the..I did like holiday, crawling and the final countdown. Well there are so many other better rock songs to hate.

Namely, punk rock (this genre is horrible), I absolutely hated My Chemical Romance. Welcome to the black parade. Man that was so horrible.

 

[Dynasty]

The Final Countdown is saved by the fact that its featured in Arrested Development.

Hmm i think it was in other film too...

 

[DreamThrall]

Hmm i think it was in other film too...

Doesn't matter.

Namely, punk rock (this genre is horrible), I absolutely hated My Chemical Romance. Welcome to the black parade. Man that was so horrible.

Calling My Chemical Romance "punk rock" is an insult to real punk rock bands. Those boys wouldn't know punk rock if it came to their house, drank their beer, slept with their girlfriends and puked in their faces.

 

[Reginald]

My Chemical Romance are classed on my MP3 as Emo Pop/Rock :E

 

[Dalamari]

Punk Rock = Sex Pistols and Joy Division

My Chemical Romance is nowhere close to that

 

[xombine]

"Thanks fr th Mmrs" by Fall Out Boy

End of discussion.

 

[-Psy-]

Any FoB song.

EOD.

 

[theotherguy]

Oh god, my friend gave me a ride yesterday and was playing Fall Out Boy on full blast....

OH GOD MAKE THE HORROR END!!!! D: D: D:

 

[evil^milk]

Howie Day - Collide

 

[soulslicer]

well, i see you people have a problem with mainstream pop rock..

i hated this aint a scene its an arms race. that is a complete "FAIL FAIL FAIL" to the power of FAIl song..

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh god, my friend gave me a ride yesterday and was playing Fall Out Boy on full blast....

OH GOD MAKE THE HORROR END!!!! D: D: D:

My cousin does that to me. He blasts either Papa Roach, Evans Blue, Hinder...Whatever he knows will make me plug my ears with nails. Which reminds me...

Evans Blue.

 

[theotherguy]

My cousin does that to me. He blasts either Papa Roach, Evans Blue, Hinder...Whatever he knows will make me plug my ears with nails. Which reminds me...

Evans Blue.

lol, all of their songs sounded exactly the same to me. It was a bunch of whiny kids singing over uninspired guitar riffs with occasional screaming, and then at the end of every song they'd say "FOB mutha****ers!"

 

[soulslicer]

hey I like those bands, hinder and some papa roach songs that is..(prepares for thermonuclear nuking)

Did anyone hate sum 41, plus 44 and blink 182, i hate them.

 

[PvtRyan]

Anything by Rage Against The Machine. You gotta hate that, the music makes me tired just from listening to it.

One by U2. Scratch that, I hate anything by U2.

I don't think this topic works, better make it "songs that everyone by some miracle seems to like but that you think suck bawls".

EDIT: I guess that's just songs that I mostly hate, but songs that every reasonable person must hate:

Anything by Limp Bizkit.

Metallica's St. Anger

 

[Kouler]

I actually think if you took Fred Durst out of the picture, the rest of Limp Bizkit, mainly Wes Borland, is rather creative for the genre they write for. Wes Borland is great actually, I don't blame him for leaving and starting up a new band with some real musicians like ex-NIN Danny Lohner and Josh Freese.

 

[PvtRyan]

OK, Fred Durst it is then

 

[soulslicer]

i liked limbizkit for 2 songs, behind blue eyes and My way only..and I do like RATM and U2..

wtf. in my goddam country, all these assholes listen to nothing but poppy Rhianna and Gwen Stefani Music, and stupid shit rock like Click Five and FOB and MCR and Sum 41. they only put such crap on the radio. and High School Musical, loads of it, good lord, got to hate all of them.

 

[Bad^Hat]

I actually think if you took Fred Durst out of the picture, the rest of Limp Bizkit, mainly Wes Borland, is rather creative for the genre they write for. Wes Borland is great actually, I don't blame him for leaving and starting up a new band with some real musicians like ex-NIN Danny Lohner and Josh Freese.

Hells yeah, Black Light Burns are freakin awesome.

A friend was telling me just yesterday (when I brought up the aforementioned band) that Wes was asked in an interview once why he wore all that freaky makeup all the time. He replied "because I'm ashamed of the band I'm in." Good answer.