Roflcopter

[Murray_H]

There is a helicopter flying over Durham at the moment, 20 prisoners have escaped from Durham prison and we have all been told to lock our windows and doors

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

Wait a minute..What if some of them are car thieves? Everyone is locked inside their houses, powerless to top the criminals, only able to look on as the thieves waltz around the streets, casually taking vehicles as they see fit.

Only one chopper? I suppose though, if it is in fact the roflcopter, then you have nothing to fear. That things destroys lolerkaters easily...it should have no trouble with petty criminals.

 

[<RJMC>]

There is a helicopter flying over Durham at the moment, 20 prisoners have escaped from Durham prison and we have all been told to lock our windows and doors

errr.....thats funny?

 

[oldagerocker]

hilarious. them Durham'ers.... crazy as hell !

really, dont get dragged off by the horrid, nasty, smelly, hairy, lying criminals Murray

 

[Bad^Hat]

Nice weather for surprise sex.

 

[Yuri]

Suprise!

/me sexes

On that note...

*plays HL2 and then CS:S*

 

[SpuD]

watch out for wtf bombs

 

[Prince of China]

*ka-boom!*
What the ****?

 

[Bad^Hat]

Someone help me dislodge this OMGmissile

 

[DEATH eVADER]

There is a helicopter flying over Durham at the moment, 20 prisoners have escaped from Durham prison and we have all been told to lock our windows and doors

My Uni mate is from Durham, I'll tell him that later on.

 

[oldagerocker]

Half the criminals will dress up as students and run around trying to get 5-finger discounts with their NUS card... normal day in Durham then.

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

My brother said students steal things because thats what students do...

:O

I asked him what he stole when he was at uni, and he said computer time :x

 

[Murray_H]

Hmmm the real story appears to be that 1 person got out, there is nothing on the news about it so I reckon someone has been fibbing to me