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Acepilotf14

Acepilotf14

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Apparently, there has been some sort of strange newb fluctuation while I was gone, so I need to learn you people's names.
Everyone who registered in the last 2 months (or came back from an epicly long 3-5 year absence) plz post here, with your interests.
kthxbai
 
Hi. I am Derek.

I like to collect sharp objects such as knives, knives, and knives.
I like the taste of blood.
I like the feel of your beating heart in my hand.
I like to collect skulls.
I have a knee cap fetish.
Oh, I also love Bill Cosby.
 
Hi. I am Chase.

I like babies.
I like violent sexual acts and rape.
I like raping small children.
I like to take longs walks on the beach.
I have a gorilla kitten eating a biscuit baked by dogs ruling over a world controlled by super intelligent and intergalactic conqueror bananas raping planets of their resources and saying "HELLO DOLLY!".

Oh, I also hate white people.
 
A serious answer for once:

Hi I'm Spencer.
I like music, I play the drums.
I also collect sharp objects (swords, knives,etc.)
I love martial arts, I'm currently working on my Taekwondo yellow belt.
I live in Texas...and that's all you'll get.
I've been reading these forums for a few years but just recently signed up.

So...ya.
 
High! I'm
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I like you!
 
Hi !
I'm <Insert name here> !

I like to <Insert hobby here>
I also like to <Insert another hobby here>
Sometimes when people don't look I also <Insert favorite hobby here> !

Nice to meet you !
 
I'm highlander

I caused Chernobyl.

I try my best too make everyone feel uncomfortable.
 
I'm Taylor

I just got a job
I've been grounded for the grand majority of the summer, because I got caught doing something unholy.

BUT NOW I'M BACK!

Out of the house that is.

And guess what i'm doing with my new found freedom?

Absolutely nothing. This summer is full of latent shits that sit indoors all day playing video games and refuse to paint the town with me.

This sucks.

Go to hell.

I like dicks.
 
sinkoman said:
Absolutely nothing. This summer is full of latent shits that sit indoors all day playing video games and refuse to paint the town with me.

This sucks.

Go to hell.

I like dicks.
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I know the ****ing feeling. I'm up to the wee hours of the morn, and no one wants to do a damn thing. Let's sit inside and play Monopoly or get piss faced at someone's house and do nothing else.

I'm ****ing bored.
 
Shamrock said:
I know the ****ing feeling. I'm up to the wee hours of the morn, and no one wants to do a damn thing. Let's sit inside and play Monopoly or get piss faced at someone's house and do nothing else.

I'm ****ing bored.
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Oh god, The latter, I can't ****ing stand it.

"yes, let's go through all the effort of getting alcohol, and then sit indoors and spend it all playing videogames!"

I mean, i'm down for kicking a few beers back at a friends house and shooting the shit in GTA every so often, but come on.

WHY would I want to get shitfaced in your little 10x10 bedroom infront of a ****ing TV with a truckload of cocks...

Hell, i'm no mister popular myself, I don't get invited to all the "knots parties brah!", but COME ON! We could at least go out into the world to get drunk, and see where our two feet take us...

Ye know?
 
sinkoman said:
Oh god, The latter, I can't ****ing stand it.

"yes, let's go through all the effort of getting alcohol, and then sit indoors and spend it all playing videogames!"

I mean, i'm down for kicking a few beers back at a friends house and shooting the shit in GTA every so often, but come on.

WHY would I want to get shitfaced in your little 10x10 bedroom infront of a ****ing TV with a truckload of cocks...

Hell, i'm no mister popular myself, I don't get invited to all the "knots parties brah!", but COME ON! We could at least go out into the world to get drunk, and see where our two feet take us...

Ye know?
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Exactly. I love exploring when I'm drunk. The other night I walked from my house to the local park whilst intoxicated and fell asleep under a tree for a couple hours then walked home. I didn't plan on it, but it was just fun.

Basically, we've drank somewhere at someone's random house, then we have our friend take us home and everyone else goes home completely smashed, alone. Where is the fun in that?

Anyway, it just sucks anymore.
 
This is not a discussion about your problems. This is rollcall.

I've had my yellow belt for a while.
But that's as far as I got. Tae Kwon Do got boring.
 
Im Rizzo.
I have no hobbies, no job. Im broke as a ****ing ****, i lack a sense of direction and have been told i'm aggressive and stupid. I guess im lazy too.

I feel you shamrock. But drunken videogames can be awesome. Depends on company. Usaly it's like you said thou.
 
Getting drunk all the time does make your problem worse.
Seriously.
Drinking is a bandaid solution.
 
Ah Alcohol, the cause of and solution to all of life's problems.
 
Except then it causes another problem.
And it can't be the solution to said problem.
 
Are you sure? Because it really doesn't matter unless you affect someone else.

Will it?
Hm?
 
Was that directed at me? Becouse if it was...
Yes i think it will.
Eh?
 
I'm Jintor.

And I think what you said was stupid.
 
I'm Joe and it would appear I have lucked myself into the finals for a short story contest.

I like your cookies.
 
O HI thar, I'm plumber Remus, here to dispose of all your Gumba related problems.

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Hi I R Dodo

I like Gekko's

...

who's the dude in the tight black pants?

-dodo
 
I am Goatse.

Nice to meet ya....

/me Goatse's the room
 
I am Krynn

I was going to hangout with my friend today, but his girlfriend ruined that and now im on the computer for pretty much the rest of the day.

I also applied for a job at ArenaNet yesterday. They make Guild Wars.
 
I once made a story, and you were the main character, Krynn.
I got a C since it made no ****ing sense.
(time transporting crazy portal holes with pplz in white shirts.)
and no resolution.
 
Acepilotf14 said:
I once made a story, and you were the main character, Krynn.
I got a C since it made no ****ing sense.
(time transporting crazy portal holes with pplz in white shirts.)
and no resolution.
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Yep, that sounds like a story I would star in.

Did you ever post it here?
 
Hi, I'm Meseriphine/Sursamen-IIsa Dorothy K'k'k'k'k'k'k'k''k'k'k.

I like paper.
 
I'm wondering at the irony of an 06 member calling others "newbs"

But yeah, I'm Jason, I want to stick my cock up your arse.
 
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