Russians blow chance at first contact: eat alien

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http://english.pravda***/img/idb/alien-monster.jpg

save the alien babies; kill a russian


Village residents from the Rostov region of Russia caught a weird creature two weeks ago after a strong storm in the Sea of Azov. The shark-looking creature was producing strange squeaky sounds. The fishermen originally believed that they had caught an alien and decided to film the monster with the help of a cell phone camera. The footage clearly shows the creatures? head, body and long tail. The bizarre catch was weighing almost 100 kilograms, the Komsomolskaya Pravda reports

However, ufologists and scientists were greatly disappointed when they found out that the fishermen had eaten the monster. They said that they were not scared of the creature so they decided to use it as food. One of the men said that it was the most delicious dish he had ever eaten.
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prepare for an armada of aliens bent on liquifying the earth because some dumbass ate their baby

http://english.pravda***/science/mysteries/07-02-2007/87167-alien_monster-0
 
that is actually really aggrivating.....:flame:
 
Just out of curiosity, is the Rostov region of Russia anywhere near or in the region that suffered the first nuclear meltdown, perhaps it was some kind of mutation.
 
Hahah, crazy Russians.

Wait, I'm going to Russia. They might eat me!
 
LMAO!!!

"Oh look, what's this?"
"Dunno, let's eat it."
"OK"
 
honestly why every "weird creature found" news said that is eaten b the finder?

like the deer whit 7 legs stuff

"omg we found the yeti now what we will do?I will call the media and you?"
"lets eat it!"

"omfg we found elvis,I though he was dead!what are we going to do?"
"lets eat it!"
 
Reminds me of that Futurama episode.
 
[YOUTUBE]http://youtube.com/watch?v=SKOsM1mKoFE[/YOUTUBE]
 
Eating.

The answer to all of our problems.

Alien getting you down? Eat it! Tired of waiting? Break out that Twinkie! Depressed? Wolf down a tub of ice cream you fat sack of crap!
 
It's a type of manta. Those aren't eyes, but gills. It's eyes are on the back of it.

-Angry Lawyer
 
<RJMC> said:
honestly why every "weird creature found" news said that is eaten b the finder?

like the deer whit 7 legs stuff

"omg we found the yeti now what we will do?I will call the media and you?"
"lets eat it!"

"omfg we found elvis,I though he was dead!what are we going to do?"
"lets eat it!"
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Yeah, WTF?!

I mean don't they think for a minute that it could be some kind of mutant and they could get sick by eating it.

PS: I LOL'd at the elvis one:cheese:
 
Just wait till those sharks regenerate inside the fishermens bodies as they feed off of them like a paracite until;
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TollBooth Willie said:
Eating.

The answer to all of our problems.

Alien getting you down? Eat it! Tired of waiting? Break out that Twinkie! Depressed? Wolf down a tub of ice cream you fat sack of crap!
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You laugh, but during Stalin's reforms, where he collectivised the countryside, peasants afraid of the government seizing their grain, supplies and livestock held out for months by eating absolutely everything that could be eaten before the Party troops could get there and take it away.
 
This is probably why Nessy was never found, some hungry fishermen probably ate it:eek:
 
I thought it was a stupid joke because the picture makes the gills(?) look like a face.

Also, rare aquatic animal =/= ALEIN MONSTAR
 
please someone do a russian reversed sentence thing, the thread is begging for it.
 
W4E said:
please someone do a russian reversed sentence thing, the thread is begging for it.
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In Soviet Russia fishermen eat you!

In Soviet Russia eat fish you!
 
In Soviet Russia, they kill people for making lame "In Soviet Russia" jokes.
 
in soviet russia "monsters" are eated by you
 
i'm sorry but "eat fish you" takes the thread
 
Jesus... that vid looked like it had lungs or something

Why the hell would you eat it!?
 
I think what you all are looking for is: in Soviet Russia fish eats you!
 
No, that's just following the standard reversing system. "eat fish you" was insanely creative and deserves a life-time sig'ing.
 
Wait so...

This is REAL???

I mean, even if it isn't an alien, it's still ****ing wierd.

And isn't this around the same time as the orange snow?

Me smells apocalypse in Russia D:
 
sinkoman said:
Me smells apocalypse in Russia D:
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I smell "The Zone" forming, but not in the Chernobyl area. We have orange snow, weird mutants that are eaten by even weirder people, all that's left is a news flash about weird gravity anomalies in Russia...
 
Remus said:
I smell "The Zone" forming, but not in the Chernobyl area. We have orange snow, weird mutants that are eaten by even weirder people, all that's left is a news flash about weird gravity anomalies in Russia...
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maybe all that is a ad campaign for s.t.a.l.k.e.r.?
 
most likely a deformed ray.Juvenile rays look very much like that.
stingray_face.jpg
 
awww hes cute! I want that small one :[
 
'kin hell. That thing looks weird, fish, ray, manta or not.
 
i put the picture of the small one as my msn display picture, and everyone thinks he's cute :)

And guitarfish's looks spookey
 
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