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Ok this just came to mind...

Is santa a democrat or republican?

Discuss.
 
He lives in North Pole which is the Canada, so he doesn't really vote for the United States.
 
well he watches (spys) on you all year round' to make sure your not naughty (free thinking) therefore he is republican. Not to mention, he surely got that beer belly while watching nascar.... :cheese:
 
He gives away stuff for free (escpecially to children), is that conservative?
 
AntiAnto said:
He lives in North Pole which is the Canada, so he doesn't really vote for the United States.

He lives in Lapland. And he definately doesn't live at the magnetic North Pole, he'd have to keep moving around every few years.

Anyway, you could rephrase the question to be "Is Santa left wing or right wing?"
 
HunterSeeker said:
He gives away stuff for free (escpecially to children), is that conservative?
Actually, free stuff (from the government) is associated with a liberal agenda. Stuff such as transportation, education, social security, healthcare, you know, the stuff conservatives apparently despise by their voting records.

(Too inciteful? Bring it.)
 
Javert said:
Actually, free stuff (from the government) is associated with a liberal agenda. Stuff such as transportation, education, social security, healthcare, you know, the stuff conservatives apparently despise by their voting records.

(Too inciteful? Bring it.)
So santas liberal eh?
 
He could also be republican, since he spends a lot of money with big corporations ;)
 
Kangy said:
He could also be republican, since he spends a lot of money with big corporations ;)
The santa we know now was created by coca-cola... :O
 
He's clearly a communist- dresses in red, distributes wealth evenly among the worlds children... there's no question about it.
 
Edcrab said:
He's clearly a communist- dresses in red, distributes wealth evenly among the worlds children... there's no question about it.

No he gives more to the children who has richer parents.
 
Tough call, really.

On one hand, he has his egalitarian distribution of presents, ecologically friendly transportation and strong support of the working class.

On the other, he's a portly white man with a christian bias and an aversion to change.

It's a toss-up. :p
 
He's an old fat white guy who's afraid of change(kits no longer believing). So of course he's republican :monkee:


EDIT:

Tough call, really.

On one hand, he has his egalitarian distribution of presents, ecologically friendly transportation and strong support of the working class.

On the other, he's a portly white man with a christian bias and an aversion to change.

It's a toss-up.

Err, I made my post before reading any threads in this topic. I wasn't copying you, even though the latter part of your response is similiar to mine. Kinda got the idea from Family Guy(my life apparently).
 
Santa said:
I'm reluctant to inform you all I'm a fascist right-wing nazi. If you don't agree with my views, you get no presents. Sorry folks.

You heard it here first :O
 
JiMmEh said:
You heard it here first :O
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!
 
He's clearly a communist- dresses in red, distributes wealth evenly among the worlds children... there's no question about it.

That's the best point yet! I'll stick to that!
 
OMG!!!1 dont u guys know that santa lives here in Finland at Korvatunturi ! if u dont believe come and check him out :D
 
Coca-Cola made his "suit" red, so I don't think he's a communits ;) Unless he's a communist with a capitalistic agenda...
 
Both parties are right wing, therefore neither. I think he is one of those non voting scum :p
 
Edcrab said:
He's clearly a communist- dresses in red, distributes wealth evenly among the worlds children... there's no question about it.
Damn right, Santa is commie scum.

And he wasnt created by Coca-cola! He was red way before then, I saw it on Richard and Judy, and trust me, they know these things. :bounce:
 
Innervision961 said:
well he watches (spys) on you all year round' to make sure your not naughty (free thinking) therefore he is republican. Not to mention, he surely got that beer belly while watching nascar.... :cheese:

So your saying hes a perve, SPYS on every1 , lol?
well if hes like that he has to be right wing :rolleyes:
 
Zeus said:
Santa ----rearrange letters---- Satan
OMG HE IS TEH ANTI-CHRIST!!!11!

Oh and a note zeus...never brag about your post count. ;)

Dumb noobs... :LOL:
 
Tr0n said:
OMG HE IS TEH ANTI-CHRIST!!!11!

Oh and a note zeus...never brag about your post count. ;)

Dumb noobs... :LOL:


Hehe you call me a noob yet I've been here longer than you. Actually I've been here longer than almost everyone with the exception of comradebadger and a few others. 5/25/03

*sniff* *sniff* my postcount....my life revolved around my hl2.net post count so I'm going to call off any and all new years eve plans to go sulk all night :rolleyes:
 
Apparently you and Tr0n since you both took the time out to post about me.
 
oldagerocker said:
...I saw it on Richard and Judy, and trust me, they know these things. :bounce:

Richard and Judy... TRUST YOU? Never :p

No really, could somebody throw me a bone?
 
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