Sarah Palin's daughters gives birth, says "abstinent is not realistic at all."

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somebody should have told her mother

In her first interview since giving birth, the teenage daughter of Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin said having a child is not "glamorous," and that telling young people to be abstinent is "not realistic at all."

"It's just, like, I'm not living for myself anymore. It's, like, for another person, so it's different," Bristol Palin told Fox News' Greta Van Susteren. "And just you're up all night. And it's not glamorous at all," she said. "Like, your whole priorities change after having a baby."

no shit sherlock, maybe your redneck boyfriend should have stuck it in your pooper instead

I hope bristol becomes the anti-abstinence spokesperson; she's proof that her mother's and religion's need to stigmatise sex isnt at all effective and just a way of sweeping the issue under the carpet


http://www.cnn.com/2009/POLITICS/02/17/bristol.palin.interview/index.html
 
She's, like, so eloquent. You know what I mean?

"And so finally, my best friend just, like, blurted it out. And it was just, like -- I don't even remember it because it was just, like, something I don't want to remember."
 
like fer shure

her shotgun wedding husband is even worse:

"I'm a f - - -in' redneck"
 
sorry it should have read "anti-abstinence education spokesperson"

or free sex for all

Sarah palin advocated abstinence only education programs in alaska
 
I still find the biggest irony the fact that the mother is also anti comdon

how usefull a comdon would have been......
 
Nor do I, I don't have the mettle to insert a silicon cylinder into my urethra.

Abstinence only sex-education is a bunch of shit.
 
Enjoy your AIDS.

Except silicone is able to be sterilised by boiling, and as long as it's not cracked or split it's one of the safest materials there are.

So guys (and girls), if you're buying sex toys, make sure you get medical grade silicone and also make sure it's phthalate free!
 
I love how she blamed society for the fact she wasn't abstinent. These religious nuts can't accept that sex simply feels pretty awesome and there really isn't anything wrong with, it has to be the fault of society.

I can't blame her for anything, she's a young teen. But maybe if her mom taught her to keep a condom around or explain the concept of pulling out (I know this isn't a conservatives strong suit) this wouldn't have been a problem.
 
Or if here mother taught her not to sleep with a guy she hasn't married......oh I'm sorry, I'm on a forum. Of course all of you have sex every night. I forgot. :p
 
good god, her quotes in that article read like a parody or something
 
Or if here mother taught her not to sleep with a guy she hasn't married......oh I'm sorry, I'm on a forum. Of course all of you have sex every night. I forgot. :p

I kind of feel sorry for this kid, anyone else?
 
I feel sorry that the whole nation is reading about her and making their own conclusions about her despite how true or untrue they may be. I'd hate the world reading about my flaws.
 
Palin is no longer a threat to the nation. She and her daughter don't matter a damn to me any more and I'd rather they fade into obscurity to deal with their problems.
 
Palin is no longer a threat to the nation. She and her daughter don't matter a damn to me any more and I'd rather they fade into obscurity to deal with their problems.

I would feel the same way if our politicians didn't take abstinance only "education" seriously, but the fact is that they do, actually in many schools in this country that's the only thing they teach. Palin is one of the reasons for this, and I'm happy the hypocrisy of it all has been exposed and I hope that people continue to talk about it.
 
It's pretty much already been exposed. Now it's just a dumb girl expressing her ineloquence.
 
no, it's the former conservative vice presidential candidate who promoted abstinence only education dumb daughter expressing her ineloquence. there's a huge difference


jet_porkins said:
I feel sorry that the whole nation is reading about her and making their own conclusions about her despite how true or untrue they may be. I'd hate the world reading about my flaws.

it's the former conservative vice presidential candidate who promoted abstinence only education daughter. she grabbed international attention because of the apparent hypocrisy between reality and what her mother was advocating. the made the bed and now must sleep in it
 
Trig will be getting young ladies pregnant in no time.

He's going to overcome the stigma!
 
impotence is quite common in men with downs syndrome. it's pretty rare for them to father children ..it's because they have small balls
 
Well... he'll be a turkey baster wielding mofo then, plying his trade.
 
k, my mistake for not clarifying. they can be impotent however that's not the cause of men with downsyndrome being unable to have children (it's part of the problem). they're firing blanks, they're infertile
 
no, it's the former conservative vice presidential candidate who promoted abstinence only education dumb daughter expressing her ineloquence. there's a huge difference

The irony of this situation was made apparent when her daughter was revealed to be pregnant. Now it's just mocking a spectacle.
 
k, my mistake for not clarifying. they can be impotent however that's not the cause of men with downsyndrome being unable to have children (it's part of the problem). they're firing blanks, they're infertile

I didn't say he was carrying a turkey baster full of his junk!
 
k, my mistake for not clarifying. they can be impotent however that's not the cause of men with downsyndrome being unable to have children (it's part of the problem). they're firing blanks, they're infertile

Usually, not always.
 
he stole someone elses junk? morbid curiosity in me demands details!


Absinthe said:
The irony of this situation was made apparent when her daughter was revealed to be pregnant. Now it's just mocking a spectacle.

well she did agree to do the interview, everything leading up to it snowballed from the moment her mother entered the vice presidential race. and I have no problem with mocking spectacle; the irony of the situation was just too sweet to pass by


Eejit said:
Usually, not always.

the stats are probably out of whack due to the very low rate of people with downsyndrome having sex. so while it may be possible there are no reported cases of men with down syndrome fathering children. at least according to the report I read back when I worked with children with down syndrome which is at least a decade out of date
 
The irony of this situation was made apparent when her daughter was revealed to be pregnant. Now it's just mocking a spectacle.

Until I head Palin come out and say that abstinance only doesn't work this situation needs to be mocked. Their actions have consequences; there are children in our schools that follow abstinance only programs, this is not a game, people are being affected by these idiots.
 
the stats are probably out of whack due to the very low rate of people with downsyndrome having sex. so while it may be possible there are no reported cases of men with down syndrome fathering children. at least according to the report I read back when I worked with children with down syndrome which is at least a decade out of date

There have been a few cases apparently. Makes sense since Down's is sometimes (rarely) mosaic, not all of a person's cells will be trisomy-21 in these cases.
If the germ-line cells are then they'd be infertile, yeah, and probably some of the hormonal-producing tissues like pituitary or whatever, but if they're all ok then there's no reason for infertility.

Edit: I just checked the wiki links to the PubMed articles, looks like there have even been a few cases of male fertility in non-mosaic Down's Syndrome guys.
 
do you even know what a eunach is?

A eunuch (IPA: /ˈjuː.nək/) is a castrated man


Castration (also referred to as: gelding, neutering, fixing, orchiectomy, and orchidectomy) is any action, surgical, chemical, or otherwise, by which a male loses the functions of the testicles.

please explain how having premarital sex will make you a eunach
 
God will make your wee-wee fall off.
 
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