Sarah Palin's daughters gives birth, says "abstinent is not realistic at all."

probably while still inserted in a vagina: two birds with one stone ..god appreciates irony and lols
 
I seen this thread yesterday on Ultimate Guitar and I'll say the same thing I said there:

Why do you ******s care about Sarah Palin or her family, I don't even know why you guys cared about her when she was running for VP, let alone now when she's even more worthless than before.

Direct quote I made in the other thread.
 
ok now copy/paste the responses from the other forum to your question. just change the names to members of hl2.net and voila! you have your answer
 
Sarah Palin's daughters gives...

choose: 'daughters gave' or 'daughter gives'
 
CptStern said:
do you even know what a eunach is?






please explain how having premarital sex will make you a eunach
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Actually, I was simply comparing the two. Virgin > Eunuch.

I do know a little more about the body than that Stern. :afro:
 
how is it a valid comparison? what does being a eunuch have to do with remaining a virgin?


Eejit said:
And then Stern was a virgin.
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my kids were concieved through a turkey baster ..it might have been someone else's junk, I'm not sure
 
CptStern said:
ok now copy/paste the responses from the other forum to your question. just change the names to members of hl2.net and voila! you have your answer
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Surprisingly only 2 people responded to me, and even more surprisingly they completely agreed with me. It's odd that no one argued with me, have you ever been on those boards? Everyone is filled with hate. Maybe that's why they agreed with me.
 
I don't know. I guess it wasn't. I was just saying that being a virgin is not the worst thing possible. You seem to think Virgins are the demon's spawn. It wasn't a good comparison. It doesn't solve anything. It served no purpose but to keep lighthearted in the bloodiest way possible. And apparently my comparison did the exact opposite. Well crap Captain, I must be your Giligan.
 
Dog-- said:
Surprisingly only 2 people responded to me, and even more surprisingly they completely agreed with me. It's odd that no one argued with me, have you ever been on those boards? Everyone is filled with hate. Maybe that's why they agreed with me.
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shit that place is better than here. I'm the only one who responded and I'm not in agreement!!!
 
Officer Combine said:
I don't know. I guess it wasn't. I was just saying that being a virgin is not the worst thing possible.
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ya you could be this guy, which would make masterbation a challenge


Officer Combine said:
You seem to think Virgins are the demon's spawn.
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where did I give you that impression? you were the one that brought up no sex before marriage. I couldnt care less wether you think it's evil or whatever

Officer Combine said:
It wasn't a good comparison. It doesn't solve anything. It served no purpose but to keep lighthearted in the bloodiest way possible. And apparently my comparison did the exact opposite. Well crap Captain, I must be your Giligan.
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I too can play that game:


being a virgin > leprosy

being a virgin > decapitation with a rusty steak knife

being a virgin > believing everything someone tells you without question
 
speak for yourself. oh you already have :)



and and my view on what exactly?
 
I actually don't know. I don't remember what we were talking about before virgins. Well at least I'm still more informed than most politicians.
 
This officer combine guy is killing me, I can't stop laughing.
 
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