Satan's Rubber Ducky

[CptStern]

for sale: one slightly possessed rubber ducky, warning may be satanic

 

[Sprafa]

If he means what he says, I would stay clear of that ducky...


OMFG it was sold by 107 $!!!

 

[CptStern]

"he repeatedly made reference to fights he and Yella (name of ducky) had, and a subsequent scar inflicted on the left side of the ducks head. ....He went about playing and splashing with his other toys, all the while ignoring the duck, intentionally or not. It was at this point our son noticed the other toys in the tub changing shape, distorting and losing their color into the water. He didn't understand what was happening but he knew something wasn't right, he also noticed that Yella was eerily positioned at the end of the tub, dead center and facing him directly. He also noticed the ducks shape hadn’t changed and his color appeared to be as bright as ever. It seemed as though the toys were melting before him. It was at this point that he reached out to grab the duck, almost mesmerized by his yellow body. As he grabbed the duck he felt a piercing pain in the palm of his hand and immediately threw the toy back into the water, he was sure he had been bitten. Anger flooded our son and again he grabbed at Yella and this time he wasted no time in throwing the duck across the room. The duck crashed against the raised corner of the toilet paper holder, bounced off the wall and came to rest at my feet as I now stood in the doorway of the bathroom. By now my wife was aware of our son's rage and the events taking place, she threw down her magazine, jumped off her stool and lunged across the washroom toward our son. She scooped him up into her arms. My wife and I looked at each other as we tried desperately to process the evidence before us, all the while our little one cried and shouted at the Rubber Ducky on the floor. "


OMG that rubber Ducky is trying to kill me!!!!!!!

 

[Yuri]

Wow. What an interesting story. I think that guy might have a great imagination.

And he just made $107 off of a 10 cent rubber duck toy.

 

[CptStern]

ya, who's a bigger fool? the person who thought the duck was posssessed or the person that payed $107 for a 10 cent toy?

 

[Yuri]

ya, who's a bigger fool? the person who thought the duck was posssessed or the person that payed $107 for a 10 cent toy?

I don't even think that the guy thought it was possesed. It was all part of an eBay scam if you ask me.

But jeez, 107 dollars? Whats this guy even want it for, is he a goth or something?

EDIT! Just looked at the winning bidder's profile. Apparantly, the winner never responded to emails and never paid, according to the seller. And that is the only feedback he has gotten.

 

[CptStern]

it's obvious the person who bought it intends to pray to it every night before he goes to bed:

"please dont kill me rubber ducky, if you dont, I'll kill for you, I can be your partner here on earth oh mallard from hell, ....nighty-night, Satan ducky"