Scary body problems

[huntingbear]

Are you properly hydrated

yes, i have a bottle at work i refill at the water cooler. i probably drink 5 bottles of water a day.

good news thought...i've gone dookie twice without blood! mebe it healed?

 

[hot564231]

The worst anus pain you could probably have is (besides being analy raped) having the feeling you bow is coming out and a shape pain with each piece of crap coming out.

 

[Stigmata]

Actually, the worst anus pain you can have is by defecating a meal in which you unknowingly ate a large quantity of pecan shells fragments, courtesy of a bad cook.

 

[YROC]

Sure is butthurt in here.

Spoiler

I get those asspains too. :C

 

[ShadowArmy]

You know, I heard an urban myth where it is possible for swivel chairs to explode from the amount of pressure built up inside the cylindrical attachment, causing you to feel like you just got raped by a flame giant.

 

[huntingbear]

and here i thought i was the only one with an anal rape by chair history

 

[Rizzo]

Causing death I'd say. But yeah it's true. Happend to a friend of mine. Twice.

 

[ShadowArmy]

wait, you mean that myth is true??

 

[Dekstar]

wait, you mean that myth is true??

Yup. Killed a guy apparently: http://www.cracked.com/article_17561_6-things-that-shouldnt-explode-but-did-anyway.html