senior quote

[Nat Turner]

"It was green! (inside joke)"

 

[Nat Turner]

"Never look an angry beaver in the eye, especially if it is frothing blood."

 

[Muffin Man]

awww inside joke, no fair !

 

[short recoil]

"No, it's ok, it's fine, i've done it plenty of times before, theres no chance of a backflash at a...WOOMPH, aghhhhhH!"

Me being very stupid when i was younger.

 

[Murray_H]

I heard bats see with echoes. I also heard a ducks quack doesn't echo. Now you know why bats don't quack.

 

[Nat Turner]

"Screaming at the top of his lungs, he wildly charged me with a pitchfork. I held up my palm and said, 'elflite on', and he instantly imploded. I'm just that awesome."

 

[spookymooky]

"A common mistake people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools."
-Douglas Adams

"In the beginning, the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move."
-Douglas Adams

"Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat. "
-John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987


"Eagles may soar free and proudly, but weasels never get sucked into jet engines."

"The existence of the flamethrower is proof that, at one point, someone said, 'I really want to light those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough.'"
-George Carlin

"You wouldn't worry what people thought of you so much if you realized how seldom they did"
-Mark Twain

"Remember: if the world didn't suck, we'd fall off."
-Unknown

"I'm not a smartass... I'm just sarcastically gifted."
-Pete Holiday

Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
-Einstein

 

[staticprimer]

"No officer, I'm not dunk. I'm soberly impeared"

 

[Que-Ever]

Better a smartass than a dumbass.

Better to have lived one hour as a tiger than a lifetime as a worm.

Who ever heard of a wormskin rug...?

I don't sleep. I wait.

 

[Muffin Man]

"The existence of the flamethrower is proof that, at one point, someone said, 'I really want to light those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough.'"
-George Carlin

HAHAA, I'm so gunna sig that. thats like the best think i've ever heard in my life.

 

[Pesmerga]

"I got this quote from the INTERNETS!!"

OMG WHO TOOK AWAY THE PURPLE IN YOUR AVATAR.

MY EYES CANNOT SEE SUCH BLASPHEMY.

 

[Dr. Freeman]

"cat got no key n3wb!"

 

[Skaadi]

"I'm not resisting arrest I'm just on the toilet"

 

[EC]

"asl?"

 

[Greatgat]

"I am an ebony rhythm stick."

 

[Sparta]

"In Soviet Russia, student quotes YOU!"

Ding Ding Ding

 

[Greatgat]

Ding Ding Ding

Ding ding ding, went the trolley! Clang clang clang, went the bell!

No wait, that indicates horrific ******ry. Can't have that...:O

 

[Ames]

Horrible ones:

"With the great aftermath of the centennial celebration, I was admitted to this outstanding high school where I performed lewd sexual acts on the principal for a higher GPA."

"It is a grand day to be me."

"I am trying to be smart with my senior quote."

"Remember me not as who I am, but as the seaman I will become."

"Forgive me for all my past actions for I have sinned greatly bitches."

"It's times like this where my mind simply cannot ejaculate such a response."

"A scissor will assist you in cutting out this student's entry."

"I would have killed you all if it were not for the intervention of my guidance counselor and her outstanding sexual performance."

"I had a crush on you. My hormone-raged mind was filled with perverted sexual fantasies of mounting my throbbing prehistoric beast inside your smooth luscious body."

"They would not let me use my other quote."

"Give me my staff. There be women to beat."

 

[Dekstar]

"Makes Shens!"

"This quote was too rude!"

"Jesus never passed chemistry and he could turn water into wine."

"I will kill everyone with a quote"

"Touch it, you know you want to."

"It's not rape, it's surprise sex!"

"< This person smells" / "> this person smells"

"P.T.O."

"YUO NOT ALLOWED TO TALK!"

etc.

 

[Beerdude26]

"Hi, I'm OH SHIT LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU"