Serenity / Firefly

The greatest question of them all: Who's better?

  • Inara

    Votes: 9 18.8%
  • Kaylee

    Votes: 23 47.9%
  • River

    Votes: 9 18.8%
  • Saffron

    Votes: 3 6.3%
  • Zoe

    Votes: 1 2.1%
  • Other (specify)

    Votes: 3 6.3%

  • Total voters
    48
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It is the question that has tormented Men from the beginning.

Tonight, though, we will settle this once and for all.

Choose, and we will see who emerges the victor.

And explain why said woman is your favorite on the show, if you would be so kind.

I will refrain from voting so as to not create any aura of bias in this thread. However, I have fairly strong convictions on who's my favorite.

Nobody how nobly they began, any and all Firefly threads degenerate into a Kaylee v. Inara flame-war. Try and prove your opponents wrong with erudite commentary, rather than insults.
 
Other... Only seen 1 episode of firefly. It didn't fly.
 
Kaylee. If anyone votes River, RAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
 
Inara's a woman who I would probably just **** for hours on end, probably take her out to a fancy restaurant and have a chat.

Kaylee would fun to hang out with mostly because of her tom boyishness, hell I could probably take her out on jobs and she'd find that somewhat romantic.
She's definitely one of the ones I'd most likely relate to and get to know better.

River, eh, keep her away... I'd bang the actress though.

Zoe, eh, not my type.

Saffron, I'd **** the shit out her too... while expecting her to take off right after.

In the end, I'd have to go with Kaylee... with Inara a very close second.
 
Who's the girl with the funny face, I liked her the most.
 
It was a split with Kaylee and River. I mean, River isn't hot..but that whole "mystery" part was very attractive. I ended up picking Kaylee, though, because she had the immense amounts of innocents with her, and that cute face with ever so slightly chubby cheeks...just the perfect face with the perfect personality.

*What the ****? I'm talking about this as if they are anything real.....they are real, right?*
 
This is the best argument for polygamy I've ever read. Since it's not a "who's hotter" poll, but rather, "who's better", I vote for Kaylee, based on her personality.

River? Yech. Zoe? I'd waste her in a cribbage game, but meh. Saffron? Nah. She thought she was Uma Thurman but lost. Inara? I'd hit it.
 
I rented this complete series, but I didn't get to finish it. about half way through.

Kaylee annoys me a little. Too innocent, to sweet. too much of a lot of things. it's repulsive to me

River is a little too crazy, I think I'd fall for her regardless, but I'd be scared of her. If she could get that insane personality beat I'd ... I mean, she's cute, she's a genius (that could be annoying, but also useful). W/e

I like the prostitute (her name?) She's feisty, not shy, very pretty, elegant, not corny/country/crazy/. she's brilliant too.
 
Inara is just too hot for me not to vote for her. I really love Kaylee but I would choose Inara over her regardless. I also should add that I would **** the everloving shit out of Saffron 27 times a night but I feel like she wouldn't be that enjoyable beyond that.

Virus, Inara is the prostitute (Companion).
 
River. Inara a close second, followed by Saffron
 
Miss Frye is doing much better than I expected. Not that I wish to imply her victory is undeserved, but I was expecting more of a contest. I will continue watching from the shadows, and cast the tie-breaking vote if the situation demands it.

Of note, the only female so far in this thread, namely Miss Shippi, has voted Kaylee. Intriguing, that.

Carry on.
 
Inara was the most interesting to me, though JoSafBridge was definitely the hottest. River was very interesting and mysterious but I felt they ruined that a bit with the movie. Inara still has something of an aura of mystery around her, and I like that.
 
I've only seen the movie, but I'm voting River. I thought she was amazing.
 
Wow, a lot more Firefly fans here than I expected.

I'd go for Inara. I mean would you just look at her?

River's debatable. She's real messed up which is attractive in one way, and scary in another.

Kaylee's a close third, but she'd be more of a friend type.

Not Zoe cus I couldn't do that to Wash.
 
Kaylee obviously.

Inara would be second. Shes hot, but I'd /wrists if I had to put up with her personality. Stuck up much?

The rest of em, meh not interested.
 
This is a hard question.














Damn you.
 
I'm sorry, sir, but this for the public good. Whenever any future Firefly / Serenity thread is about to get derailed as they always, 100%, without fail, are, by a Kaylee v. Inara debate, I (or perhaps one of you) will swoop in with the link to this thread where we have conclusively, scientifically proved* that one of them is more attractive and/or charming.**

*or as scientifically as is possible

**Well, probably one of the two. Saffron might pull a fair few votes, and there always a few weirdos who vote River. No one ever votes for Zoe. Some people are charitable and say they do it because they wouldn't stab Wash in the back like that. Others, not so much.
 
I had to google her name...

I liked Saffron. She was sexy, but then she revealed her true self and I was

D:
 
I take it Kaylee is the one with the funny face right? If so, imagine one more vote for her.
 
as many of you want to do river as you do inara? wtf?!
 
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D: Inara is so 150% more ****worthy
 
Hey... I just realized this was a movie, not a televison show.

I go Kaylee.
 
Ya, but the US title for Serenity is Firefly.
Rite?
 
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