Serious question.

[Puzzlemaker]

Shower. When it gets obstructed, blame it on your sisters.

:O

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Shower. When it gets obstructed, blame it on your sisters.

Blame the cat.

It's more effective.

 

[Que-Ever]

I always set up a garbage bag on the counter/sink/whateverand shave over that. And then when I'm done I line the garbage can with it. 'Cuz I'm a dick.

Never thought of doing it in the toilet... and maybe 3 inches is too long >.>

 

[Qonfused]

Toilet works well.

 

[Que-Ever]

Wait.. I forget there are four other kids in the house and the toilet is disgusting. I would have to elevate.

 

[AntiAnto]

The first time I shaved down there, I had cut myself repeatedly and had to put folded toilet paper to stop the bleeding. Thing is I forgot and left it there the whole night.

 

[Stigmata]

Get a towel (preferably dark).
Cut your pubes down with some scissors or clippers, letting them fall onto the towel.
Flap those pubes off into the garbage or neighbor's yard.

WARNING: The following steps are only for those wishing to shave their pubic hair. I cannot be held responsible for accidental shaving.

Get in the shower - bring some shaving cream.
Shave your pubes like you would your facial hair. Rinse THOROUGHLY.
Throw the towel in the wash.

Proper upkeep is easy, just shave in the shower every time. What you shave off won't be anywhere near the size required to cause your pipes to clog.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Too many details....But so intriguing.

GTF on gabbles ho.