Seven die in toilet accident

[CrazyHarij]

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1982414,00.html

Tashkent - Seven people were killed in Uzbekistan when an effort to excavate a toilet went badly wrong, the press-uz.info internet site said on Monday.

The accident in the southern rural province of Surkhondaryo occurred when a father and son were digging an overflow pit for an existing outdoor lavatory, the site said, citing the province's prosecutor.

As they were digging the seven-metre pit, the sides of the original toilet collapsed and its contents engulfed the two men.

Five neighbours then rushed to the men's aid, lowering themselves into the pit, but succumbed to poisoning caused by accumulated gas, the site said.

We have an official new undisputed worst way to die:
Dying of fart poisoning while trying to save your friend from drowning in shit

They say truth is stranger than fiction..

 

[Slacker]

Thaaaaat just about vanquished my appetite.

 

[mortiz]

oooooh nasty. You wouldn't find me winching myself down a shitter.

 

[Beerdude26]

That is pretty screwed up.

 

[Cole]

Average day around here.

 

[Ennui]

arrive in heaven all covered in poop

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Incredible, what an awful way to die. And to think we are meant to be greatly evolved...

 

[CyberPitz]

Incredible, what an awful way to die. And to think we are meant to be greatly evolved...

Monkies throw their shit at people, we bury our men in it.

 

[Cole]

Incredible, what an awful way to die. And to think we are meant to be greatly evolved...

Well hey at least they wern't trying to eat the poop.....
*Tomorrow*
*7 die eating lots of poop*

 

[Que-Ever]

That's... it's... just... uh...

I was laughing for a second. But then... I just stopped. I don't know why. I have a headache now.


I think I blew a funny-fuse.

 

[evil^milk]

http://www.news24.com/News24/World/News/0,,2-10-1462_1982414,00.html


We have an official new undisputed worst way to die:
Dying of fart poisoning while trying to save your friend from drowning in shit

Must... resist... urge... to laugh...

 

[Slacker]

arrive in heaven all covered in poop

I laughed at that for like five minutes.

 

[PriNcE oF SpAcE]

I really shouldn't be laughing...but...but... BWAhahahahahahahahahahahaahahah!!!!!!!

 

[Naudian]

Worst. Way. To. Die. EVARlolol.

 

[nutcrackr]

Well I have to admit that surprised me.

 

[Raziaar]

Hydrogen sulfide poisoning and suffocation.

HILARIOUS.


:|

 

[CrazyJeepDriver]

Holy... Well thats a crap way to die... literally.

 

[Steven]

what a shitty way to die ololololololol

 

[RoyaleWithCheese]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20078901-5005961,00.html

Five die trying to save pigeon

From correspondents in Ahmedabad
August 10, 2006 04:15am

Article from: Reuters
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FIVE villagers, including a young boy, were killed in western India overnight when they jumped into a dry well to save an injured pigeon that had fallen in, authorities said.
The boy was the first to jump in to rescue the bird and the others followed, trying to help him.
The tragedy took place in Jhalabordi village, about 90km from Ahmedabad, the main city in Gujarat state.
"Preliminary investigations show the deaths occurred due to suffocation," said DG Jhalawadia, a local government official.

 

[Danimal]

Hydrogen sulfide poisoning and suffocation.

HILARIOUS.


:|

QFT.

:|

 

[Javert]

Edit: Pun beaten by Steven.

Curse you.

 

[DietSoap]

This gets me feeling all down in the dumps.

Ahahaha! Oh, me.

 

[lePobz]

Shit happens, then you die.

 

[Bull Goose Loony]

Hydrogen sulfide poisoning and suffocation.

HILARIOUS.

fixd

 

[Baserape>]

;( <----evil clicky

 

[A True Canadian]

http://www.news.com.au/heraldsun/story/0,21985,20078901-5005961,00.html

Now that's some poor judgement.

*boy jumps into dry well to get pidgeon*
*someone jumps in to rescue the boy*
*someone jumps in to rescue the boy's rescuer*
*someone jumps in to rescue the rescuer of the boy's rescuer*
*someone jumps in to rescue the rescuer's rescuer of the boy's rescuer*
*no one rescues them*



NOTE: "rescuer" is a silly word...

 

[Uriel]

"This elevator only goes one way..........and someone left a big mess down there"