Sex or smarts

DON'T LET ME DOWN

  • Sex

    Votes: 31 43.7%
  • Smarts

    Votes: 40 56.3%

  • Total voters
    71
I seriously don't understand how any dude in this topic can pick Smarts in this poll. I'm not trying to cheapen the value of intelligence or be shallow... but come on.

your genitals are pretty much useless except for urination

your genitals are pretty much useless except for urination


your genitals are pretty much useless except for urination


You're not losing a pinky here. It's your entire god damn manhood. Either you're very brave or you don't know what you're missing out on. :| Also, as has been pointed out, hypersexualized idiots generally don't care that they're stupid.
 
smarts, because there is always viagra.




I'll add that to the list of things I never thought I'd have to say at 15.
 
smarts, because there is always viagra.

Dalamari explicitly stated that this is not a valid option for the sake of the poll.

It's one or the other, and you can't make up for a deficiency in the one you didn't pick later in life. I'm guessing that a lot of people here missed that condition, hence why "Smarts" is winning.
 
Dalamari explicitly stated that this is not a valid option for the sake of the poll.

It's one or the other, and you can't make up for a deficiency in the one you didn't pick later in life. I'm guessing that a lot of people here missed that condition, hence why "Smarts" is winning.

My bad, I forgot how seriously this place took their sex-based polls.
 
I wasn't attacking you, just clarifying.

It's not serious, but it is interesting.
 
Would you rather:

Be the smartest, most intellectual person of your time, but lack a sex drive and lack a working member

or

Be a sex fiend, be able to get any woman/man you want, but be as dumb as a rock (think Anna Nicole Smith, Paris Hilton, Jessica Simpson, etc...)

Rules:

-You can't bring back your sex drive/make an uber viagra using your knowledge, your genitals are pretty much useless except for urination

-You can't make yourself smart, reading any type of complex novel would be futile

Discuss.

Smartness, sure theres the memory of a sex drive and the shame that I can't have sex or whatever, but I'd be smart enough to not give a damn about people who'd think lesser of me for that.
 
Smarts. While sex is fun, creativity and intelligence is more useful and equally fun.

That's why the term "mental masturbation" was coined.
 
Okay, I choose sex.

I'd like to keep the human population going... whether they'll all be retards or not, I don't care.
 
Assuming I'd be blissfully stupid, and not incredibly annoying (Paris Hilton) I'd be ok with it.

As well as relatively rich, one way or another. I don't want to be stupid and poor.
 
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