Sex with a Car

[mechanicallizard]

I would. Slow and passionate. Oh yeah.

 

[Dandan]

Get this guy a mail order bride!

 

[Dandan]

I just threw up in my mouth a little

 

[Stylo]

Get this guy a mail order bride!

He'd prefer a mail order ride.

 

[ShinRa]

He'd prefer a mail order ride.

ZIIIIIIIIIING!

 

[Stigmata]

I hear Russian models are pretty reliable.

 

[Maestro]

I hear Russian models are pretty reliable.

Nah, they have a terrible track record. If you want one that goes for ever then go to Japan.

 

[Mimsta]

Auto-erotic.

 

[[Dragoon]]

Auto-erotic.

Just make sure you do it in a well ventilated space, to avoid auto-erotic asphyxiation.

 

[xcellerate]

fleshlight in the exhaust pipe, done.

 

[Dandan]

On better thought someone give this guy a blowup doll of a car...then they could ease him off cars and onto more socially acceptable inanimate objects

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

http://dinosaursf*ckingrobots.com/

Remember to replace the asterisk with a 'u', smart people. I guess I should also mention there is pornography dedicated to dragons f*cking cars for whatever reason.

 

[BabyHeadCrab]

That's pretty hilarious, bookmarked