Sexually molested by a supermodel

Supermodel molested you, what would you do?

  • Repress it

    Votes: 4 8.3%
  • Boost about it and say you were molested by a supemodel

    Votes: 18 37.5%
  • Smile to yourself queitly for years until you got laided

    Votes: 18 37.5%
  • Do nothing at all

    Votes: 8 16.7%

  • Total voters
    48
I'd bank it, and have my therapist bring it out in moments of low self esteem.
 
At 10 years old my conception of sex was that I peed in a woman and she became pregnant.
I've heard this elsewhere; it seems to be a really common misconception with children. I'm surprised you don't hear more incidents of women getting peed on by...

you know I'm typing this out and nevermind.
 
First I would say that you suck at making threads and writing in English, then I would BOAST about getting laid by a supermodel at 10.

But since I didn't, I'll just say that you suck at making threads and writing in English.
 
Do what this kid does; smile all the way

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whatever that kid did to deserve that, i'm doing it.
 
In my case, she'd be smiling quietly to herself for years and also boasting about it. "I molested that really cool dude"
 
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