Sharia La boeuf calls Wii an "amatuer console"

[kupocake]

You're right about this age of gaming, Dark; look at Sonic.

Sonic died in 1996 of an Isometric perspective. Attempts to reanimate his corpse have just proved unfruitful, but he nonetheless died in the arms of his beloved wife, Sister Jenny Mega Drive the second.

 

[Darkside55]

Unleashed was still a good game

I had to use 6-button for fighters. >.<

It's not from the golden age, but you know what the BEST controller for fighting games was, that was actually packaged with the system?

Fifteen years later, guys, and NOBODY has improved upon this design. They all went with the four button face + triggers designs, but THIS is still, hands down, the greatest controller ever designed.

Because it was designed for FIGHTING.

 

[Warbie]

AM I RIGHT, WARBIE?!

I thought you'd given up on this debate. For months I waited before assuming your silence indicated an ungraceful defeat!

You'll be wanting a Wii when Sin and Punishment 2 comes out. Oh yes.

 

[Sulkdodds]

It does look hefty enough to give the original X-Box a run for its money in terms of sheer twatting-weight-capability.

Man, those Sega pads were really comfortable.

 

[Darkside55]

I thought you'd given up on this debate. For months I waited before assuming your silence indicated an ungraceful defeat!

I will never give up. We will dance this dance forever.

 

[YROC]

The Genesis' six button pad was smaller, right? It also didn't have the left and right bumpers. I need some games for my saturn btw. I only have Fifa 96.

 

[Dog--]

Beats being in Transformers.

But he made out with Megan Fox.

 

[knut]

But he made out with Megan Fox.

Who?

char

 

[YROC]

But he made out with Megan Fox.

Apparently, you haven't seen her toe thumb.

 

[Cpt Tenacious]

Told u he was hardcore.

 

[Darkside55]

I need some games for my saturn btw.

Have fun (spoiler'd for size):

Spoiler

Also Megan Fox is disgusting even without toe-thumbs. She's not attractive and on top of that she has a horrid personality. And I don't mean just the fact that she's criminally stupid, I mean things like taking shits in peoples' toilets and not flushing, and living like a slob. Read some of her interviews.

 

[Dog--]

I never said she was nice to be around, she's got a nice body and a nice face.

 

[Lester]

Hes awesome
The wii is kind of a amtour console compared to the 360 and ps3

 

[DEATHMASTER]

Right on Shia

 

[Darkside55]

she's got...a nice face.

Some people think Morgan Webb's got a nice face too.

 

[ríomhaire]

God I wish the Wii's price would drop a little more. Yes I actually want to buy one. I know there will probably only be three good games that come out of it between now and the next console generation, but it has quite a number of games I want to try. Also, I've never owned a single Nintendo home console, so I'm getting it for the GC compatability and VC too.

 

[Combine Hybrid]

Seriously, why would anyone pay for VC games when you can just play it on your rom?

 

[CptStern]

ok can we stick with opinions and not post opinion as if it's fact?

Darkside wether you think she's attractive or not means absolutely nothing because she is attractive (by any standard or measurement of beauty) . and I say this from the POV of someone who doesnt care about her personality, her acting or whether she has a toe thumb ..if she winked my way and said lets get it on, (barring the wife) I'd be there in a heartbeat ..as would you or anyone else who's even remotely male ..a good looking female is still a good looking female regardless if a ripe head of lettuce can outthink her or not ..dammit guys try to be men for a change

 

[Dog--]

God I wish the Wii's price would drop a little more. Yes I actually want to buy one. I know there will probably only be three good games that come out of it between now and the next console generation, but it has quite a number of games I want to try. Also, I've never owned a single Nintendo home console, so I'm getting it for the GC compatability and VC too.

I have one and alot of games for it the only 'good' ones I don't have are Mario Galaxy and Mario Kart, any questions? I'll help if I can..

Just to say though, it's been sitting in my drawer not hooked up to a TV for quite a while (2-3 months), it gets old and gimmicky pretty quick. It's more for having friends over, and the thing is I usually go out with friends, I don't bring them here so it's pretty meh alone.

 

[MJ12]

Sorry Nintendrones, as much as Shia might be a shitty actor, at least he's got taste in consoles. Enjoy your casual games. Throwing virtual frisbees at virtual dogs and waggling a controller to play Baby's First Fighting Game (Brawl) makes YOU an amateur.

This.

Beats being in Transformers.

But also this.

Also Megan Fox is disgusting even without toe-thumbs. She's not attractive and on top of that she has a horrid personality. And I don't mean just the fact that she's criminally stupid, I mean things like taking shits in peoples' toilets and not flushing, and living like a slob. Read some of her interviews.

I never said she was nice to be around, she's got a nice body and a nice face.

 

[Deleted member 56031]

I hate shia but I do have a little more respect for him now

 

[Darkside55]

ok can we stick with opinions and not post opinion as if it's fact?

she is attractive (by any standard or measurement of beauty) .

Do I need to reaction face here? Do I really need to?

Attractiveness is subjective. See my previous post. Saying things like, "Guys, act like men you know you want to stick your dick in her otherwise you're not a man" is really the lamest kind of argument. Fact is I wouldn't even put my penis in Megan Fox just to tell the STORY that I put my penis in Megan Fox. I find her unattractive, physically.

Beauty is always an opinion. There is no universal scale of measuring beauty. So to say, "let's not post opinion as if it's fact," and then "she's attractive by any standard or measurement of beauty," you're doing exactly what you just said not to do.

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[SpiderPig]

Shutup and play some mario kart bitch.

 

[Dalamari]

So we're talking about Megan Fox now? Wow has this thread been derailed

Anyways, I think the Wii is shit.

/thread

 

[Darkside55]

Shutup and play some mario kart bitch.

So much Mario Kart I was forced to play...I am a ruined man for Mario Kart Wii.

 

[CptStern]

Do I need to reaction face here? Do I really need to?

Attractiveness is subjective. See my previous post. Saying things like, "Guys, act like men you know you want to stick your dick in her otherwise you're not a man" is really the lamest kind of argument. Fact is I wouldn't even put my penis in Megan Fox just to tell the STORY that I put my penis in Megan Fox. I find her unattractive, physically.

no offense but ...spoken like a virgin. sleep around a bit and unless they're missing limbs and or misaligned eye sockets everyone is fair game ..especially attractive women who you hate. hate ****ing can be very enjoyable ..so long as it's consentual <puts away chloroform>. if given the opportunity, if she were standing right in front of you buck naked there is no way you'd turn it down, in fact I'm willing to bet this to be true if the woman were several times less attractive ..I mean we're talking goat-woman here. you're in NO position to be picky

Beauty is always an opinion. There is no universal scale of measuring beauty. So to say, "let's not post opinion as if it's fact," and then "she's attractive by any standard or measurement of beauty," you're doing exactly what you just said not to do.

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nope. sorry but you are wrong. she is attractive or else she wouldnt have a job; she's no actor. she's attractive or else she wouldnt have been a model, there are no ugly models. your opinion doesnt negate the fact that she's paid because she is attractive. mark my words in a dozen years or so she'll be forgotten ..because her looks have faded. This is not opinion, it is fact

 

[Combine Hybrid]

Megan Fox is alright.

 

[Darkside55]

no offense but ...spoken like a virgin. sleep around a bit...

...if given the opportunity, if she were standing right in front of you buck naked there is no way you'd turn it down, in fact I'm willing to bet this to be true if the woman were several times less attractive ..I mean we're talking goat-woman here. you're in NO position to be picky

Aren't you a little old to pull the "lol virgin" and "you don't have room to be picky" cards? Shouldn't that be beneath you? Those kinds of insult-arguments are more suited for the twelve-year-old who argues on Youtube comments, and frankly I'm rather disappointed in you. It's not that I was expecting MORE from you, it just strikes me as "hurr durr, he doesn't find Megan Fox, who is paid to be a model, attractive. He must be a virgin and probably hasn't had a lot of sex and I bet he doesn't hold any personal standards and would fuck anything."

Really, really sad argument.

And furthermore like I said, some people think Morgan Webb is attractive. Beauty is subjective. Just because you're attractive to the masses doesn't make you universally attractive to everyone.

Your whole "sleep with anyone unless they're missing body parts" thing is more telling about your own standards than it is of mine.

 

[Acepilotf14]

SHARIA LA BOEUF IS HARDCORE

 

[lefty]

I played mario kart on the DS. it was such a shallow game.

Megan Fox looks like she would leave residue on my fingers if I touched her.

 

[CptStern]

Aren't you a little old to pull the "lol virgin" and "you don't have room to be picky" cards? Shouldn't that be beneath you? Those kinds of insult-arguments are more suited for the twelve-year-old who argues on Youtube comments, and frankly I'm rather disappointed in you.

I'm not using it as an insult, I'm just being realistic here

It's not that I was expecting MORE from you, it just strikes me as "hurr durr, he doesn't find Megan Fox, who is paid to be a model, attractive. He must be a virgin and probably hasn't had a lot of sex and I bet he doesn't hold any personal standards and would fuck anything."

I dont find her particularily attractive either ..the tatoos, the stupidity, the classlessness ..HOWEVER this really doesnt matter for a one night stand ..she could be mute for all I care at that point. this is what I'm saying, that once you have sex pretty much you want to repeat that with as many woman as is humanly possible

Really, really sad argument.

only because you're being defensive. it's not an argument as to why she's attractive or not. I'm just saying that given the chance 99% of men would say "ya sure why not, I have a few minutes before the game starts" ..and the 1% who wouldnt are people who's morals wont let them ..but they want to anyways

no really there's that joke "a knot on a tree" ..that's ajoke for areason; because it's not too far from the truth

And furthermore like I said, some people think Morgan Webb is attractive.

meh, I dont ...but I'd still **** her ...any hole ...missing limbs ..."

Beauty is subjective. Just because you're attractive to the masses doesn't make you universally attractive to everyone.

I never said it did, however they're still worth a roll in the hay

Your whole "sleep with anyone unless they're missing body parts" thing is more telling about your own standards than it is of mine.

I've never had problems attracting women. my wife is attractive by any standard. it has NOTHING to do with not being able to get the attractive ones ..even the fat ones can be fun ...so long as they dont cross that "not with my dick you dont" line

 

[Darkside55]

I'm not using it as an insult, I'm just being realistic here

How are you being realistic and not being insulting? Don't be passive-agressive about it if you're being insulting. That "I don't mean to insult you, I'm just telling it like it is" bullshit doesn't fly with me. You want to insult me, insult me, but don't go half-assed on it.

once you have sex pretty much you want to repeat that with as many woman as is humanly possible

I've actually been criticized by friends and family for this, but I think I'm a special case. After being a "Craigslist whore" I got bored of sex and started only doing it for the stories. I only have sex now for crazy stories, hence why I said "I wouldn't have sex with Megan Fox even for the story that I had sex with Megan Fox."

only because you're being defensive.

"I will give character attacks like 'spoken like a virgin,' 'you probably don't have sex,' 'you'd sleep with goat-women,' but don't take it defensively."

I've never had problems attracting women

And neither have I. The difference is I'm not on an internet forum for the discussion of a rather nerdy topic in a nerdy thread about whether or not the Wii is a viable gaming system for hardcore gamers trying to rub your nose in who you do or do not sleep with.

 

[lefty]

Hm... goat-women...

 

[CptStern]

How are you being realistic and not being insulting?

Don't be passive-agressive about it if you're being insulting. That "I don't mean to insult you, I'm just telling it like it is" bullshit doesn't fly with me. You want to insult me, insult me, but don't go half-assed on it.

oh come on I'm quite capable of insulting people. I dont need to pussy foot around my words. it's not an insult I'm just saying that sex gives you a different prespective on things. that's it. I'm not saying you suck for being a virgin

I've actually been criticized by friends and family for this,

ok, then so dont project your annoyance you have for them onto me. I've already stated it wasnt an insult

but I think I'm a special case. After being a "Craigslist whore" I got bored of sex and started only doing it for the stories. I only have sex now for crazy stories, hence why I said "I wouldn't have sex with Megan Fox even for the story that I had sex with Megan Fox."

this makes no sense. are you saying you're not a virgin and have had casual sex with strangers? really I dont understand what you're saying here

"I will give character attacks like 'spoken like a virgin,' 'you probably don't have sex,' 'you'd sleep with goat-women,' but don't take it defensively."

I'd sleep with goat women so long as they're not TOO goaty. the problem is that somewhere inside you dont want them to say this to you, because you dont want it to be true.

And neither have I. The difference is I'm not on an internet forum for the discussion of a rather nerdy topic in a nerdy thread about whether or not the Wii is a viable gaming system for hardcore gamers trying to rub your nose in who you do or do not sleep with.

no, that wasnt my point. had you said, "I'm not that attracted to her", I'd have left it alone. but you were so vehement in your assessment that she is NOT attractive, almost obsessively so ..well she is attractive, you should have just said "to me, she's not that attractive .....................................but I'd still sleep with her"


I personally hate that dimwit right wing MORON on the View; Elizabeth hassleback or something ..I mean she's ****ing stupid beyond belief. is a loud mouth republican moron but goddam I'd hit her like a ton of bricks. like a freakin jackhammer on overdrive all the while yelling "TAKE THAT CRAZY REPUBLICAN, AND THAT!"


EDIT: ok after reviewing my first posts directted at you I admit that I might have been making a joke at your expense ..sorry but it wasnt mean-spirited

 

[Darkside55]

I'm not saying you suck for being a virgin

are you saying you're not a virgin and have had casual sex with strangers? really I dont understand what you're saying here

Stern...I'm not a virgin. And I wasn't "projecting" anything onto you, especially nothing my friends and family have jokingly said to me. You simply made an assumption, and you specifically worded it to be insulting whether you say you intended to or not.

you should have just said "to me, she's not that attractive .....................................but I'd still sleep with her"

You know...ah hell, you know, this is stupid. No, this is really fucking stupid. Look at us. This was a thread about the Nintendo Wii, for fuck's sakes, and I make an offhand comment about how I don't think Megan Fox is attractive and you suddenly call me "vehement," accuse me of being a virgin and speaking from an uneducated standpoint because I don't have the same opinion as you.

You know Stern, you and I, we've had a lot of arguments about a lot of different things. A LOT of different things. In fact you can't even put us in the same thread together without us arguing about SOMETHING. But the way you do it is just so...absolutely infuriating. Were we not always at odds with each other it might be something I'd commend you for. But at this point it's just so god damned tired.

I'm done talking to you, Stern. No more multiquotes. No more thinly-veiled jabs. I'm too old and I would've expected you to be too old, but I guess there's no accounting for mental age. I don't actually have to go and put you on ignore or anything; I'm not that type of person. But we're done here. This is stupid.

I'll go ahead and return this topic back to its original purpose since we derailed it so completely:


WII IS FOR CASUALS

DISCUSS

 

[CptStern]

dude, you're freakin out. really I dont have a problem with you. we get into arguments because we're both OPINIONATED and we often disagree with each other. but the majority of the time I dont say what I say with malice . it's mostly unemotional sarcasim


and it's your fault for sending me mixed messages about being a virgin. we've discussed it in the past and you've always said you were so it's not like I keep tabs on you. anyways chillout man, we can be civil to each other, no?

 

[kupocake]

WII IS FOR CASUALS

Does the circle of life complete if Megan Fox is a casual?

 

[Letters]

My Wii has done the opposite of grow on me... I recently tried to play Twilight Princess again for the first time since the Wii came out, and I just can't do it. It's just so ****ing annoying. The waving around the non-responsiveness of it all... it really does nothing but piss me off anymore.


Ohhh uhhh the topic is Megan Fox now. She's attractive in Transformers but her modeling shots don't really do anything for me.

 

[Raziaar]

Hey Shia LaBeouf... I own a Wii and I'll be a much bigger gamer than you will ever be you ****ing idiot. Granted, I don't play my Wii very much.

 

[Xevrex]

I stopped playing my Wii when my mom stole it for WiiFit. I didn't really play it that much before that, either.