Should Short Recoil be a physics hero?

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On my physics packet I need to create a superhero with super powers in vectors and scalar waves information(cannot be Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer, for "their power cannot be explained by physics alone.")

I'm thinking of Short Recoil and his various abilities but if someone could chose a better candidate in the next hour or so your choice might be selected....

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Welcome to several aeons ago, he's Terminator now.

But yeah he pwns.
 
Do it, Short Recoil is awesome...

But why DID he change his name to Terminator?
 
French Ninja said:
On my physics packet I need to create a superhero with super powers in vectors and scalar waves information(cannot be Chuck Norris or Jack Bauer, for "their power cannot be explained by physics alone.")

I'm thinking of Short Recoil and his various abilities but if someone could chose a better candidate in the next hour or so your choice might be selected....

...

gogogo
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I'd rather you did like...the exact opposite.
 
I think short recoil would make a great physics teacher. He's pretty cool, could easily command a class, and probably is very good at math/logic.
 
Forum poster by day, omnipresent war machine of ****ing doom by night?

It'd be hard to describe him. D:
 
That didn't really answer my question. Then again I didn't post a quesiton.

It's a ****ing conspiracy.
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I'd say do Shens.

Then you can go on about Shen dollars, when it snows Shens, nonshens, shensible tax departments. etc.
 
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Ok here it goes. I'm thinking of using Short Recoil with Shens.
Remember I took some liberties.

My superhero's "awesome-ness" is almost indescribable by physics; let alone chemistry. His name is Short Recoil. Short Recoil once ran 5 miles west of his house in 9 minutes on a freezing cold day in nothing but a wife beater vest. My superhero is also able to eat 17 kg of venison and fight off 12 soccer hooligans at the same time. Short Recoil once threw one such hooligan 65 meters south of his position at the time(much farther than any Chemistry derived superhero, who would only be able to throw an average sized soccer fan only 34 m. True Facts.) To Short Recoil, his strength means a lot to him; which is why he tests his strength every day on a small man named Mr Shens by putting 6 tons of downward pressure on Mr Shens with only his face(how this counts as exercise only Short Recoil knows). I love Short Recoil.
 
French Ninja said:
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Ok here it goes. I'm thinking of using Short Recoil with Shens.
Remember I took some liberties.

My superhero's "awesome-ness" is almost indescribable by physics; let alone chemistry. His name is Short Recoil. Short Recoil once ran 5 miles west of his house in 9 minutes on a freezing cold day in nothing but a wife beater vest. My superhero is also able to eat 17 kg of venison and fight off 12 soccer hooligans at the same time. Short Recoil once threw one such hooligan 65 meters south of his position at the time(much farther than any Chemistry derived superhero, who would only be able to throw an average sized soccer fan only 34 m. True Facts.) To Short Recoil, his strength means a lot to him; which is why he tests his strength every day on a small man named Mr Shens by putting 6 tons of downward pressure on Mr Shens with only his face(how this counts as exercise only Short Recoil knows). I love Short Recoil.
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That was a very poor attempt.
 
And I'm sure Shens would be incredibly disappointed you even mentioned his name along with Short Recoil.
 
Put... toilet paper... back on the bar?
 
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