Sick crap down your drain

[Beerdude26]

So a few minutes ago I just flushed the drain pipe of our kitchen sink with some help from my brother. We noticed water didn't flow away anymore, so we opened it up from below. Some food rests that managed to get past the food-catching-net-thingy fell out together with some water. We ran some water through it to see if it was unclogged now. But it was not.

Apparently, something else was clogging it. My brother felt it from down below (we couldn't see into it or anything) and went "Ewww. Touch that." .

I touch it, and I immediately jump back and up again, yelling loudly. It felt like someone put a scoop of weird organic gelatine in it and left it there to form a perfect ball. It felt like that, but also with the intention to suck in your finger and consume it with glee.

Anyway, we use a knife to take it all out and after a stab or two everything flows through again. Some kind of yellow, melon-pudding/gelatine-colored thing fell out in slabs. It smelled strongly of vegetables (potatoes or something). I was absolutely convinced that something had been growing there for a while when I touched it, though, and was waiting for an opportunity to flush through the rest of the house to overthrow it.

Anyone got stories about icky stuff? (Not necessarily down your drain)

Oh and someone post that story of the guy who lives next to the sickest person in the universe in his apartment again for the people who haven't read it

EDIT: Oh, I just remembered, my brother also first felt another drain to see if that was clogged. It was (very slightly). While he's getting out all the crap, he says "Damn, it feels like I'm fingering someone." I ROFLed.

 

[<RJMC>]

best thread ever

 

[kirovman]

I enjoy plumbing as a hobby.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

I once wiped my ass with a monkey.

 

[kirovman]

Well that goes without saying tbh.

 

[Que-Ever]

That was my monkey, you bastard.

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

That was my monkey, you bastard.

Well...You can go to Hell.

D:

 

[Unfocused]

This reminds me of "It came from beneath the sink", some horror novel for kids I read when I was one

 

[Geogaddi]

 

[CyberPitz]

This reminds me of "It came from beneath the sink", some horror novel for kids I read when I was one

I own that book, and like 50 other goosebumps. Damn was I a weird kid.

 

[Que-Ever]

That was the only goosebumps I ever owned.

 

[joule]

Goosebumps owned. I was a collector myself. Did more collecting than actual reading, honestly. :/

 

[OxYgEn]

I thought Goosebumps was lame, RL Stine stinks.

HARPY YOTTER FTW.

 

[CyberPitz]

Goosebumps owned. I was a collector myself. Did more collecting than actual reading, honestly. :/

Yeah, I got some card game, a memory game, books, all sorts of shit. Then the HORRIBLE TV series showed up...*gag*

 

[Azner]

Goosebumps RPB was fun tho.. never really liked the stories, just the role-playing...

 

[CyberPitz]

Goosebumps RPB was fun tho.. never really liked the stories, just the role-playing...

Those were the, "Choose your own ending" ones right?

Back on track, I remember one time, having to pick hair out of the drain, and the hair was covered in semen...the thing is, I don't jerk off in the shower any more.. :O

 

[Beerdude26]

Back on track, I remember one time, having to pick hair out of the drain, and the hair was covered in semen...the thing is, I don't jerk off in the shower any more.. :O

Maybe the shower came

 

[Tollbooth Willie]

Oh my God....Shit CyberSex, I am so sorry, I probably should have told you I was there.

Shit. Sorry.

 

[Unfocused]

Those were the, "Choose your own ending" ones right?

Back on track, I remember one time, having to pick hair out of the drain, and the hair was covered in semen...the thing is, I don't jerk off in the shower any more.. :O

It was probably lurking down there, since the days you were jerking off ;p

Tbh, semen goes transparent after a few minutes, so it's not like you could distinguish it, anyway. Unless someone was jerking off there, right before you decided to take the hair out D:

 

[ríomhaire]

I own that book, and like 50 other goosebumps. Damn was I a weird kid.

I used to read them. A while ago I opened up one and tried to remember why I liked them. I read the entire story (Chicken! Chicken!) and I couldn't think of a single thing I had liked about it.

 

[CyberPitz]

It was probably lurking down there, since the days you were jerking off ;p

Tbh, semen goes transparent after a few minutes, so it's not like you could distinguish it, anyway. Unless someone was jerking off there, right before you decided to take the hair out D:

D:

 

[Ennui]

I own that book, and like 50 other goosebumps. Damn was I a weird kid.

Oh, that one was about some weird sponge that like bit people or something. I had all the Goosebumps books, I used to read voraciously as a little kid so I had all those and a lot of other series as well.

I think there might have been sequels to that.

 

[CyberPitz]

Oh, that one was about some weird sponge that like bit people or something. I had all the Goosebumps books, I used to read voraciously as a little kid so I had all those and a lot of other series as well.

I think there might have been sequels to that.

Yeah, there were 2 I think. They started throwing out sequels for the shitty ones after a while.

 

[The Monkey]

Did anyone read the one about the Garden Brownies and the one about the mirror?

Anyway, will someone post the story about the guy living in the apartment, please? I haven't heard it.

 

[CyberPitz]

http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html

 

[Shippi]

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[Instinct]

http://shiroioji.livejournal.com/114944.html

Wheres the simelar one about the guy who has that crazy dude living with him and he sets up a door mechanism so he can't get in?

 

[Beerdude26]

Wheres the simelar one about the guy who has that crazy dude living with him and he sets up a door mechanism so he can't get in?

That's the one I'm looking for. It speaks of some kind of black organic ball in the fridge, awesome

 

[Instinct]

That's the one I'm looking for. It speaks of some kind of black organic ball in the fridge, awesome

T'was an epic tale

 

[Que-Ever]

Truly epic.

 

[jondy]

Dude, the horror. That story is ****ing disgusting.

 

[Reginald]

I have every single Goosebumps book stashed away in my attic. EVERY SINGLE ONE. I would sell them, but first I plan to read every single one again.

 

[ríomhaire]

Wasn't there a story about a potatoe that gave people bad luck or something like that?

 

[Reginald]

Wasn't there a story about a potatoe that gave people bad luck or something like that?

Aye. Something like that. I always remember the abject terror of "I Live In Your Basement!" That one actually made me feel quite ill because it was quite uncomfortable. It was about a kid with a brain tumour or something, imagining all these creatures.

 

[AKIRA]

the goosebumps ending to the show pissed me off so much.

I always wanted that green slime to cover the entire screen by the time the credits was done but NOOO they always left a little tiny freaking spot of background and it just pissed me off so much like WTF!! COVER THE ENTIRE SCREEN FFS!!@#

 

[Reginald]

the goosebumps ending to the show pissed me off so much.

I always wanted that green slime to cover the entire screen by the time the credits was done but NOOO they always left a little tiny freaking spot of background and it just pissed me off so much like WTF!! COVER THE ENTIRE SCREEN FFS!!@#

Haha. Quoted for absolute truth. And, being so young and naive, I actually thought it would do, in the vain hope it would be different each time.

 

[Ennui]

Aye. Something like that. I always remember the abject terror of "I Live In Your Basement!" That one actually made me feel quite ill because it was quite uncomfortable. It was about a kid with a brain tumour or something, imagining all these creatures.

And there was some leafy green monster that lived in his father's basement laboratory/greenhouse!!

 

[jondy]

And there was some leafy green monster that lived in his father's basement laboratory/greenhouse!!

There was - the lame bit was the end, when the whole storyline was trashing, something about a flower - 'I'm your real father'

 

[CyberPitz]

That's the one I'm looking for. It speaks of some kind of black organic ball in the fridge, awesome

I don't think I've ever seen that one.

 

[Diputs]

Wheres the simelar one about the guy who has that crazy dude living with him and he sets up a door mechanism so he can't get in?

Here.