Sick

[Smoke]

Very, very god damn ill, anybody know of a universal remedy for flu symptoms?

 

[JNightshade]

It doesn't actually cure anything, but ganj really helps you forget about being sick

 

[Smoke]

Trust me Jniggedy, if it were possible right now, I`d be out of my face.

As it stands, not a chance

 

[xombine]

Very, very god damn ill, anybody know of a universal remedy for flu symptoms?

Nothing really, except time. :/

 

[Angry Lawyer]

Ganj is likely to increase your catharr, so I'd avoid it (unless you plan on eating it).

Eat. The concept of "Feed a cold, starve the flu" actually has some grounding. Stick to nutritious stuff, though.

Lots of orange juice.

Lots of sleep.

-Angry Lawyer

 

[Hectic Glenn]

Eat a chicken alive then wash it down with a bucket of water and then eat a raw onion & carrot, followed by going on a trampoline for 20 minutes.

Or...chicken soup alternatively.

 

[ríomhaire]

Get off the computer and lie down on the coach. Use as little energy as possible and sleep. There is no point in curing the symptoms because then you feel fine, you do things normaly and you get worn out and then the illness takes longer to get rid of.

 

[Shodan]

Dude, go to ****ing sleep, also haha, you got your face burned.

 

[Terminator]

I can rid my body of the flu virus in about 8-12 hours using the following technique:

Drink 1 litre of lukewarm water with 1000mg vitamin C and branch chain amino acids disolved into it, add some lemon juice for added effect.
Then take a mixture of fresh raw garlic, ginger, siberian ginseng, echinacea purpea (i'd often make a more complex mix than this, but these components are very effective)
After consuming the above items, wrap yourself in a duvet and put on some relaxing music of your choice, lie down in your bed for about 5 hours, you'll only need to get up once to go for a piss, relax as much as possible concentrating on slow steady breathing an realeasing antibodies.

It's amazing that you can do this, illnesses really arn't a worry in my life.

 

[Qonfused]

I can rid my body of the flu virus in about 8-12 hours using the following technique:

Drink 1 litre of lukewarm water with 1000mg vitamin C and branch chain amino acids disolved into it, add some lemon juice for added effect.
Then take a mixture of fresh raw garlic, ginger, siberian ginseng, echinacea purpea (i'd often make a more complex mix than this, but these components are very effective)
After consuming the above items, wrap yourself in a duvet and put on some relaxing music of your choice, lie down in your bed for about 5 hours, you'll only need to get up once to go for a piss, relax as much as possible concentrating on slow steady breathing an realeasing antibodies.

It's amazing that you can do this, illnesses really arn't a worry in my life.

Jesus Christ.

 

[Dynasty]

You can pick all the said ingredients up from that hermit on the moon i think...or Sainsbury's?

 

[Terminator]

You can pick all the said ingredients up from that hermit on the moon i think...or Sainsbury's?

Well you can get the garlic, ginger, echinacea(in tablet form) vitamin C and lemon juice from sainsburys.
You'd have to get the BCAA's from a bodybuilding website and the siberian ginseng from a herb website i'd imagine (unless you live in siberia or china of course)

 

[Shodan]

Then you just climb to the top of a mountain, where a secret order of Ninja reside... wait, no, thats Batman.

 

[Warbie]

It doesn't actually cure anything, but ganj really helps you forget about being sick

And make the illness last longer and feel worse. Other than that, great idea :thumbs:

I curl up in bed feeling sorry for myself, moaning at the misses and asking for orange juice, water, pain killers, hot water bottle etc

 

[Higlac]

unless you feel like puking i just drink energy drinks, tums, and cough syrup, some energy drinks can contain up to 3000mg of vitamin C, and have a lot of what terminator said to use, but after that drink a lot of water and try to go to sleep, i know its gonna be hard to do but if it doesnt work then you can at least play hl2 without dripping all over the keyboard.

edit:dam fat fingers too manyu tyops

 

[StardogChampion]

Stay away from people.

 

[Smoke]

Ate a ****load of oranges, drank alot of orange/blackcurrent juice, wrapped myself up in seven layers of clothing and went to sleep.

Just had a bath, feel like I was never ill in the first place.

 

[Beerdude26]

Praise HL2.net! \0/

 

[Geogaddi]

Try sleeping