Single? Here's an X-mas present for you!

[staticprimer]

You know you want it.

 

[Raawr]

Ahhahahahahh

 

[The Monkey]

lol...

 

[SpuD]

i bought 2

 

[bliink]

I saw them.. I still dont understand exactly what you'd do with it... other than lie on it, but lying on some plastic 'legs' can't be that enjoyable can it??

 

[Ikerous]

I saw them.. I still dont understand exactly what you'd do with it... other than lie on it, but lying on some plastic 'legs' can't be that enjoyable can it??

Yes. Yes it can.

 

[Reaktor4]

omfg people are so desperate

 

[gh0st]

Uh.. whats under the pants?

 

[SupremePain]

hahaha ive seen the version for women, its a arm and half a chest. Their suposed to put the arm around their necks.....

 

[Ikerous]

Uh.. whats under the pants?

Um.. You're supposed to learn stuff like that in school.
If you wanna see a picture.. i know some sites

 

[georgeblunt]

haha..
those would be a nice addition:
http://schwarzerbc.de/nemotest99/nemo_design/ulpics/10739825.attx8n5n.jpg

 

[Burn]

There ment to be relaxing, not a sex toy.

Dont look very comfy to me though.

 

[oldagerocker]

them crazy japs.. what will they think of next? :naughty:

 

[kingthebadger]

only if they opened wideeeeeeee LOL

 

[Farrowlesparrow]

only if they opened wideeeeeeee LOL

...and were real women.

Even then I wouldn't buy one. You hear stories about people ordering women (as brides) from the far east.....terrible stories

 

[Feath]

...and were real women.

Even then I wouldn't buy one. You hear stories about people ordering women (as brides) from the far east.....terrible stories

One of my flatmate and I were going to get a Russian bride to share. We weren't that bothered about the sex but we'd hope that she'd be able to clean and stuff. We're useless at it.

EDIT: </sexism>

 

[bliink]

...and were real women.

Even then I wouldn't buy one. You hear stories about people ordering women (as brides) from the far east.....terrible stories

From the simpsons:
Russian woman: "After chernobyl... my penis is falling off"
Moe: "and penis is russian for what?"

 

[el Chi]

skin-coloured polyurethene calves folded under soft thighs

Well, I'm turned on...

 

[B.Calhoun]

Damn, i just got mine and i have to return it becuase it had a weiner.....crazy japanese.

 

[TinyKilbasa]

So its simulated snuggling? Good lord, are people that desperate for affection in Japan?

They need hugs.....not fluffy body parts.

 

[Ghost Freeman]

Erm, nevermind. LOL.

 

[CyberSh33p]

the japanese are nuckin futs frankly

 

[smwScott]

I'm sure every single guy who buys that thing is gonna try it.......

 

[burnzie]

Not anywhere nere as funny as the present we got for my mate for his B'day

A blow up doll thats about waist high tall with a can holder in the top of its head.

 

[Sui]

ROFL, i bet that made lots of old perverts happy

 

[Kyorisu]

It's not the worse thing to come from japan so I'm not suprised at all.

 

[Burn]

http://www.newmoanyeah.com/2003-reviews/082503_hello_kitty_my_little_bedtime_friend.php

Like this?

 

[Kouler]

LOL what has the world come to...

 

[<RJMC>]

thats......rare

 

[NeptuneUK]

"single"
wasnt on monday.... ;(

 

[burnzie]

"single"
wasnt on monday.... ;(

Hurts Donut?

sorry to hear dude...

 

[burnzie]

As a side note I hope you slaped her/him for breaking up so close to christmas.

 

[NeptuneUK]

cheers, dude.
it really got to me anyway. if you break up with someone in the future... try and do it properly. be nice about it... dont just...nvm ;(