Sitting here thinking. Losing my sanity.

How should I spend the last bit of August 2008?

  • Play GTA IV?

    Votes: 1 5.0%

  • Play Mass Effect?

    Votes: 3 15.0%

  • Play with myself?

    Votes: 12 60.0%

  • Go to sleep and do nothing?

    Votes: 4 20.0%
  • Total voters
    20
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Sometimes I feel like when I interact with people, it's like I'm watching a scary movie for the second time and I'm warning myself of when the scary parts are going to happen, so I'm not surprised. My brain is telling itself, "okay, look out, he's about to wave back at that person," or "Oh no! He's deciding to ignore that other idiot in the corner acting out!" It's not like my brain is telling my body what to do, but it's more like someone is warning my brain what I'm about to do so I don't get scared.
 
Pesmerga said:
Wow. Could you please fill your mind with more fantasies of beating up people stronger, smarter, and more popular than yourself? But don't bring a gun to school because, well, I'm not in high school anymore.

Kid.
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Pesmerga said:
No but good luck in the army. The people there are much more tolerant and understanding of your emotional needs than I am. I'm just a sour patch, lol!
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BTW, your a cock-jockey, ball-sucking thunder****. I'd perform a smokey burnout on your forehead with a .350 Hemi 69' Camaro and stab you in the eye with a spork, all while pissing up your nostrils to drown you like a turkey.

That's better. I couldn't resist.

EDIT> Damn you Pesmerga. Now my thread's gonna get locked. Why'd you have to go and make me angry?!

I guess I'll just go and play some GTA IV to vent my anger now. I'll just pretend every pedestrian on the street is Pesmerga. :)
No better way to start the month of September for the time being I suppose.
 
Saturos said:
BTW, your a cock-jockey, ball-sucking thunder**** and I love it. I'd perform oral sex on your dick and stab you in the ass with a dildo, all while kssing your nipples.

That better. I couldn't resist.
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Oh... So you are gay?
 
lefty said:
Sometimes I feel like when I interact with people, it's like I'm watching a scary movie for the second time and I'm warning myself of when the scary parts are going to happen, so I'm not surprised. My brain is telling itself, "okay, look out, he's about to wave back at that person," or "Oh no! He's deciding to ignore that other idiot in the corner acting out!" It's not like my brain is telling my body what to do, but it's more like someone is warning my brain what I'm about to do so I don't get scared.
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I don't get it. I've never heard of such behavior.

More examples?
 
VirusType2 said:
I don't get it. I've never heard of such behavior.

More examples?
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Ehh, that's all bullshit. I was in the bathroom popping zits when I opened my eyes real big and forgot I was gonna do it, and surprised myself. So I took that and embellished.
 
Hey guise, how you like my new sig.

I think this post could've gone in misc, amirite?

EVERYONE change your sig to this.
Now, go go go.


As for the topic - what topic? I think it died like 4 pages back..

EDIT: I also like how the majority voted for "play with myself"
 
zombieturtle01 said:
Ranging from a broad range of topics huh?

;)

*Waits for Virus to take the bait*
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D'oh! I forgot to add vocabulary enhancers.

Which one do you prefer?

F**k , b****ard, c**t, s***, d***, etc. I believe there's thirteen in all. Pick whichever one you like.
 
"Ranging from a broad **** of topics"?

Doesn't flow very well...
 
zombieturtle01 said:
"Ranging from a broad **** of topics"?

Doesn't flow very well...
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Ranging from a broad selection of topics. S*** man.

/fixed


:thumbs:


Dog-- said:
EDIT: I also like how the majority voted for "play with myself"
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I though you guys were gamers. :arms:

Shouldn't you all be starting off September playing one of your favorite games?
 
I've got uni in a while and it's been a pretty lazy missus-free morning without sex so far.


I would be writing this in misc, but since the ****s shut it down i'm making this poast.
 
On the subject of misc I'm going to Bill Bailey tonight and I'm very excited.
 
I'm learning Hope by Rush's Alex Lifeson - Hopefully after playing it all Grade 12 year, I'll be ready to play it with my eyes closed when I audition for University of Toronto.. It's a year away and I already know I'm going to be so freaking nervous, but if I get in, I will be the happiest person EVER.

Even though it's all a year away. I still can't wait!
 
August is over now, ******. What did you accomplish? Nothing. Go join the army and do nothing with your life except what you're told to do.
 
Dog-- said:
I'm learning Hope by Rush's Alex Lifeson - Hopefully after playing it all Grade 12 year, I'll be ready to play it with my eyes closed when I audition for University of Toronto.. It's a year away and I already know I'm going to be so freaking nervous, but if I get in, I will be the happiest person EVER.

Even though it's all a year away. I still can't wait!
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Do you have a link to a video or anything?
 
So, everybody would rather spend the first of the month spamming up my thread complaining why there's no more .misc? :arms:

It's too bad there's no more misc. The mods won't change their minds no matter how much you guys plead and beg.

On that note, I kinda miss it too though.
 
I got this new leg workout that, for some reason, gives me something like a small orgasm after each set. I'm not sure I like it though. It's too weird.

It's like having an orgasm from being in a car accident.

Needless to say, I did 346 sets in a row.

so that's how I spent my first minutes of the month.
 
VirusType2 said:
I got this new leg workout that, for some reason, gives me something like a small orgasm after each set. I'm not sure I like it though. It's too weird.

It's like having an orgasm from being in a car accident.

Needless to say, I did 346 sets in a row.

so that's how I spent my first minutes of the month.
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You mean you did 346 reps. Sets are groups of reps. 346 sets would be 346 * (# of reps per set, usually like 10-12)
 
lefty said:
Do you have a link to a video or anything?
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This guy does amazing Rush covers, he is one of the very few people I subscribe to (and I also subscribe to another guy who recreates Rush songs without guitar, so I can play as Lifeson!)

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MVApZWWRV-c

He plays it pretty much exact. I got like the first half down good and memorized, I only started learning tonight.
 
Dog-- said:
This guy does amazing Rush covers, he is one of the very few people I subscribe to (and I also subscribe to another guy who recreates Rush songs without guitar, so I can play as Lifeson!)

http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=MVApZWWRV-c

He plays it pretty much exact. I got like the first half down good and memorized, I only started learning tonight.
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that's nice. Good luck.
 
I think Munro will be spending the first few days of the month flushing much of the crap down the commode that clogged up these forums.


I vote we get rid of the Lounge and Profile system. :O

/dons flame suit
 
I vote they completely purge all of the threads that exist, even archived ones. It'll make the site go faster right? I dunno.
Koola Mena said:
They got Pitzy. SPAM WAR! ACTIVATE!
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Meat loaf is way better.
 
Saturos said:
I think Munro will be spending the first few days of the month flushing much of the crap down the commode that clogged up these forums.


I vote we get rid of the Lounge and Profile system. :O

/dons flame suit
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>BAWW BAWW no one likes me, QQ, lets delete the forums where the bullies go ;_;
 
*sigh* The trick is to not care. I know, it is not an automatic feeling, but you WILL learn.
 
Your face will be in ruins if you don't stop spamming.

/tough guy
 
Nice way to internet-threat. 10 points.



/me runs away crying from loss of Pitzy and Dog's rejection
 
Pesmerga said:
>BAWW BAWW no one likes me, QQ, lets delete the forums where the bullies go ;_;
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You like Bawls? Nastiest beverage ever. I certainly wouldn't drink that garbage the first of the month and it would have been a terrible way to spend the last few minutes of August.

If on the other hand, you were insisting that I have "two bawws" then you'd be right.

The rest of that post made no since though, as I have had a terrible "selective reading" problem when it comes to reading your posts.
 
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